Everyone. But when you say jobbed, you could mean job in bed if you just bolieve and do the work of your life.
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April Wrasslin' |OT2| The Coronation of The King of Swing
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Everyone. But when you say jobbed, you could mean job in bed if you just bolieve and do the work of your life.
Serpentine
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This is the second thread i've seen today that mentioned Springtime Simping. I had never heard of it before but yeah i get it
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Taking the L after a valiant effort.
I said it before, it's the timing of it all. Spring is almost over and now dudes are trying to have at it before classes end. Technically it's every season.
You can also blame that M'Lady Amy Schumer sketch
However they book me, I go out there and do my best until they see that I have passion for this.
Spider from Mars
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Warrior and I share a similar win%
88.5135%
88.5135%
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Pinball place? Damn, son.
Might as well ask her to go with you to a Dr. Who convention. Then again, if she's the Tumblr going type, she'd probably be more receptive to that than pinball.
You must pick yourself up and try again. The scar tissue will only make you stronger. You're possible, Dr. Duncan. You're probable, Dr. Duncan. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Even if you don't score, you're already a winner in the most important game of all.
Some girl would love to go to a pinball place, but you'll never know until you ask.
I told a girl I wanted to powerbomb her, and as it turned out, she liked wrestling as a kid and I did in fact get to power bomb her. Both the real way and the sex way.
Some girl would love to go to a pinball place, but you'll never know until you ask.
I told a girl I wanted to powerbomb her, and as it turned out, she liked wrestling as a kid and I did in fact get to power bomb her. Both the real way and the sex way.
Serpentine
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funkystudent
Member
All this spring time simping in OT has me second guessing asking someone out.
Fucking OT. Their lack of game is rubbing off on me.
Fucking OT. Their lack of game is rubbing off on me.
sf2fanatic
Member
Macho Man was a boss
Miss Eliz and Queen Sherri?
My man!!!
Miss Eliz and Queen Sherri?
My man!!!
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
MVP of Wrassle-GAF for a reason.
Bionic got too real with the Dr. Who reference. I was cringing so hard at that analogy. Whatever, if Macho could get over Elizabeth, anything's possible.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Spider from Mars
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I went out on a date with someone a while ago and they asked me in person who my favorite companion was and then talked about 11 vs 10 for about 20 minutes. I love Doctor Who, it's probably one of my favorite shows of all time but man, I was not feeling that conversation.
In short, Who fans are the worst
In short, Who fans are the worst
Wait, pinball place? I'll go. Although admittedly, wearing an nWo shirt will be the closest I'll come to putting out.
I once went out with a girl who said James Storm was her favourite wrestler. I got you topped brah.
So, Brazil doesn't have wrasslin', right? It died in the 70s, never made it out of the territories thingie and even then wasn't really popular outside São Paulo.
Anyway, when I'm explaining to people what are my hobbies are, I say I like "pretend fighting" and they don't know what I'm talking about, so I kind of explain, you know, it's staged, but not really coreographed move by move, there are winners and losers, but they are decided beforehand, and so on.
This one girl asks me more about it, because since I'm watching the Network a bunch, a lot of times she asks "hey, what are you doing" on Whatsapp, my reply is "watching my fake fights". So she asked about it and, to my surprise, I just geeked it out, I gave this oral essay about how it's real, but it's fake, about how it walks the line between reality and fiction, about how it used to rely on patriotism, then on very big steroid guys, then on violence and shock value and now we are at a time where the currency incresingly is how good you can be at the art of fake fighting, I mean, I talked a lot about dudes throwing fake punches at each other, right?
In the end she said "it's so good to hear you talking about something you like so much". Now we're casual sex buddies. Be genuine, be passionate and wait for the right cue to come out of the closet regarding stuff other people say you should be ashamed of liking. Don't force what you love into other people because if they like you and they respect you, they will try to like and respect what you love.
Anyway, when I'm explaining to people what are my hobbies are, I say I like "pretend fighting" and they don't know what I'm talking about, so I kind of explain, you know, it's staged, but not really coreographed move by move, there are winners and losers, but they are decided beforehand, and so on.
This one girl asks me more about it, because since I'm watching the Network a bunch, a lot of times she asks "hey, what are you doing" on Whatsapp, my reply is "watching my fake fights". So she asked about it and, to my surprise, I just geeked it out, I gave this oral essay about how it's real, but it's fake, about how it walks the line between reality and fiction, about how it used to rely on patriotism, then on very big steroid guys, then on violence and shock value and now we are at a time where the currency incresingly is how good you can be at the art of fake fighting, I mean, I talked a lot about dudes throwing fake punches at each other, right?
In the end she said "it's so good to hear you talking about something you like so much". Now we're casual sex buddies. Be genuine, be passionate and wait for the right cue to come out of the closet regarding stuff other people say you should be ashamed of liking. Don't force what you love into other people because if they like you and they respect you, they will try to like and respect what you love.
You know, Warrior said that you have to have PASSION, because if you don't have a PASSION about something, even if it is about PASSION, you're wasting your life and the time of people around you. And he's right. No one wants to hang out with someone who has no passion about anything. Even if that passion is in something that person isn't at all interested in, the passion itself is what is attractive.
For a guy as bat shit crazy as he was, dude knew what the fuck was up.
For a guy as bat shit crazy as he was, dude knew what the fuck was up.
Spider from Mars
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This summer, I'm only going to wear 90's wrestling shirts.
sf2fanatic
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British Bulldog shirt.
Serpentine
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they're just as bad as modern wrestling shirts, so if you can somehow make that work
Spider from Mars
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People will just think i'm doing it to be funny or an "lol hipster"
jokes on them
Time to scour ebay
Spider from Mars
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Just bid on this.
99 cents baby
blackaroni
Member
Shouldn't you be studying? No one likes a failure.
strobogo is dropping some powerful advice, I have nothing else to add.
Serpentine
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Spider from Mars
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You have to get my permission to buy any old wrestling shirt on ebay, unless it is a large or above. The small and mediums are mine so step off.
my fiance is hugely into wrestling shirts. she watches RAW with me sometimes but mainly just complains that it's sexist, but she loves to wear a wrestling shirt for some reason, the tackier and cheaper the bootleg, the better. she writes for a cutting edge fashion magazine and is constantly hanging out and drinking cocktails in overpriced bars with trendy designers, wearing wrestling shirts. when I try to explain that wearing wrestling shirts in public is for losers and people will judge me, she tells me to sack up and own my hobby because the only thing about it that is losery is being ashamed of it.
so there you have it brothers, from the horses mouth. stand tall, own your love of wrasslin with pride.
so there you have it brothers, from the horses mouth. stand tall, own your love of wrasslin with pride.
Spider from Mars
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Wearing shitty and tacky clothing is in if you can pull it off.
Your girlfriend sounds dope.
Your girlfriend sounds dope.
Have you told her Paige is the champion and thus sexism is over?
Serpentine
Banned
i gotta bulk up so i can fit into this shirt
Dats what he do
she's a good egg
Serpentine
Banned
I'm sad that this post by a WrassleGAFer in OT was just totally overlooked
They must have run out of clay to make anyone else.
...clay?
"Imma main event playa (when they have sufficient resources to craft my likeness in the medium required for this presentation)!"
Serpentine
Banned
ahahaha
Watching the rock Hogan wrestlemania rewind and the wrestling itself is dull as hell, but goddamn those two have the crowd on the palm of their hands.
It weirdly become a good match, the spots are the most basic thing, but every move mean something.
It's all designed to create emotion in the audience and it really works.
It weirdly become a good match, the spots are the most basic thing, but every move mean something.
It's all designed to create emotion in the audience and it really works.
JesseEwiak
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What John Cena doing that's worth a crap a face is selling 5x the merchandise of the #2 guy, according to Meltzer. So, until that changes, John Cena will always be around, and pinning your Internet heroes.
PHOENIXZERO
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And then there's the Make a Wish kids... Cena's probably got at least two years left before he'll actually turn.
Wrestling shirts, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing 90% (or higher) of them in public.
Wrestling shirts, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing 90% (or higher) of them in public.
Conrad Link
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Poor D-Bry, just wanted to give him a hug. 
Take your time and get back to us when you're ready bro.
I've been waiting for Cesaro's new music all this time and that is it? :| Generic as shit. I liked his old music better might as well have just used that. They're gonna botch this run aren't they?
lolsickhhhvoice
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Take your time and get back to us when you're ready bro.I've been waiting for Cesaro's new music all this time and that is it? :| Generic as shit. I liked his old music better might as well have just used that. They're gonna botch this run aren't they?
lolsickhhhvoice
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