I wanted to wear my BO-LIEVE shirt to class this morning to make Spider and the rest of #WrassleShirtMafia proud of me. However, I never actually tried it out before, so it turned out to be too big for me even though it's a medium.
Which brings me to my other point.
Allow me to put my foreign heel hat on and ask: Why the fuck are Americans so fat? Ever since I moved here, I've been swimming in the medium shirts I've bought online. I've been wearing medium my entire goddamn adult life, and they fit me perfectly no matter what country I bought them from.
Then again, the only shirts I've bought online were wrasslin' shirts. So maybe my anger is misplaced and I should be blaming wrestling fans for being fat fucks rather than Americans in general? Hard to tell.