What's a committed matchI need five
Also apparently Sam Shaw is facing Anderson in a "commited match" this sunday, what the fuck
What's a committed matchI need five
Also apparently Sam Shaw is facing Anderson in a "commited match" this sunday, what the fuck
Punisher Devitt:
He's going to need five times as many tweets without the championship.
Punisher Devitt:
What's a committed match
Well since Ric stole his gimmick, maybe she's stealing it from him.
Let's look at the great 'wrestling kids' on who made it and who didn't, shall we?
Made it
Randy Orton - Doesn't act a thing like his dad. Doesn't rip off his gimmicks. Doesn't rip off his mannerisms.
Bret Hart - Sorta acts like his dad out of the ring, but in it, he's very different. His brother Owen, also, very different from Bret and very different from his father.
The Rock - Nothing like his dad
Goldust - Nothing like his dad. When he was like his dad, he went nowhere
Bray Wyatt - Nothing like his dad. Or his brother. Even though they all have the same face
Macho Man - Absolutely nothing like his dad or his brother. Completely original. I'd say the same for Lanny, but he never really 'made it.' But he did beat Hogan
Mr. Perfect - nothing like his dad who was more of a old school brawler with a relatively down to earth gimmick.
Didn't Make it/Is a complete joke who mooches off their father's legacy
Natalya - The absolute worst of them all. No attempts to differentiate herself form her family. Used to rip off her dad's stupid laugh. Now? She steals from people who aren't even her parents. Definition of nepotism.
Tamina - Rips off her dad. Has nothing unique or original to bring. Mediocre talent who only got signed because of her murderous father.
Ted Dibiase Jr - Used his dad's gimmicks and his dad's finishing move. I give Ted a little credit that he did develop some of his own things, but he still relied far too heavily on the Dibiase name once he realized he couldn't get over just as a competent wrestler since he had little charisma.
Notice something? All the failures or jokes take heavily from their dad or uncle while the ones who made it are all working different styles, different gimmicks, different mannerisms. Using a similar move as your father is fine, I guess, but mannerisms, characters, set-ups? Come on.
It's only good until he starts sweating.Punisher Devitt:
I love this stupid storyline so much. THE LOSER GETS SENT TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION!I need five
Also apparently Sam Shaw is facing Anderson in a "commited match" this sunday, what the fuck
What's a committed match
Thursday's TNA Impact Wrestling television show drew 1.088 million viewers for Spike TV, up from the 1.015 million viewers who tuned in last week
Fuck Greg Valentine.
Punisher Devitt:
If it's like the paint he had on in the Ibushi match at Wrestle Kingdom, it doesn't seem to come off like Goldust or Sting face paint. There's probably a trade-off though, like it causes skin cancer or something.It's only good until he starts sweating.
Watching the Hall of Fame stuff on the network and good fucking Christ the Heenan speech is just gold, even just coming off the throat cancer he's just the funniest person in wrestling of all time.
Yeah, he's really something. I was whining about his WCW work the other day but overall, Heenan is one of the best ever.
Who's the more phony commentator shill, Vince or Tony?
Don't even say Cole. Cole's like amateur hour compared to these two.
Who's the more phony commentator shill, Vince or Tony?
Don't even say Cole. Cole's like amateur hour compared to these two.
I wonder why they put an end to Vnimaniye? There was nothing wrong with it, it was getting an nice reaction, and it was a cool catchphrase :./
Watching extreme rules 2012. Why would they end the show with Bork/Cena instead of Punk/Jericho in Chicago?
It's only good until he starts sweating.
Yeah, of all the shows to complain that Punk wasn't the main, that is not the one. Now, should he have mained the others from that point on? Yes. John Laurinitis, Big Show... yawn...
And these paintjobs lower my opinion of Devitt.
He's back training at the Performance Center, so he should be back by the next tapings.I hope Enzo returns soon.
He's back training at the Performance Center, so he should be back by the next tapings.
c'est un miracle!I'm pretty sure they've already changed Cesaro's theme on Smackdown so that thing is definitely a work in progress.
So hall of fame 2008 they wrap Ric Flair up after 15 min, but 2014 I had to hear Mr T talk about his mom for 45 min. WTF man.
I dreamed I was training to be a pro wrestler and my reasoning was that I didn't need to be strong, I only needed cardio, because I could have a cool gimmick and be a submission specialist.
I dreamed I was training to be a pro wrestler and my reasoning was that I didn't need to be strong, I only needed cardio, because I could have a cool gimmick and be a submission specialist.
Barrett 2.0.I'm pretty sure they've already changed Cesaro's theme on Smackdown so that thing is definitely a work in progress.
Barrett 2.0.
I knew it! A new theme every week!
Barrett 2.0.
I knew it! A new theme every week!
I'll beeeeee your end of daaaaaaaaaaays
I'm ready to give up and become a full time alcoholic who dies by 30 from liver explosion.