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[Rapstah]

I won't ruin this Smackdown moment for everyone else, but...

Spoiler

as a non-doctor, I think the thing Cole says Bryan got from Kane's attack on Raw is a sub-category of what made Edge retire. They play it off as good news. Could have just asked the doctors for something that sounds serious enough to take a week off.

 

[Entropia]

This is Sunflower's nightmare

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Sblargh]

I'm ready to give up and become a full time alcoholic who dies by 30 from liver explosion.

I bolieve in you, stro! Go for it!

Spoiler

like, get drunk on weekends and stuff, don't go full sober unless you want to go all the way the AA route

 

[Xater]

So apparently last year a new Tiger Mask film came out in Japan. Might have some nice gif potential: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbOTjr63wA

Also in related videos there was a clip from the old anime. Watch this crazyness from like 3:20. Eyes are being poked out, balls crushed, I think I have to track this down. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqeTXzoBAfQ

 

[somedevil]

The bodypaint gimmick would work well in WWE given he could have new, original designs all the time, and get the copyrighted ones for WM, like Mysterio.


He's back training at the Performance Center, so he should be back by the next tapings.

I love how Prince Devitt has gone quiet on twitter just retweeting merchandise of his for the fans to buy and what bodypaint gimmicks he is doing right now.

 

[Macho Madness]

I won't ruin this Smackdown moment for everyone else, but...

Spoiler

as a non-doctor, I think the thing Cole says Bryan got from Kane's attack on Raw is a sub-category of what made Edge retire. They play it off as good news. Could have just asked the doctors for something that sounds serious enough to take a week off.

Spoiler

Spinal Stenosis or Spinal Compression? That's what Edge had

 

[jred2k]

I'm ready to give up and become a full time alcoholic who dies by 30 from liver explosion.

Thats not a very ULTIMATE YOU thing to say. You need to male a trek back to that Mexican restaurant or BOkay's or something.

 

[Entropia]

I love how Prince Devitt has gone quiet on twitter just retweeting merchandise of his for the fans to buy and what bodypaint gimmicks he is doing right now.

Price devote is pretty cool

 

[Sblargh]

Oh shit! I thought you said you were ready to give up being an alcoholic.

Goddamn, stro, don't do it!

Edit: I mean, don't become an alcoholic, fuck, all kinds of communication breakdown that would be great in a bad sitcom!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

This Devitt guy looks like a massive fucking tool.

Hopefully Vince or Haitch slap him silly if he even ponders about doing the body paint shit in WWE.

 

[Marvel]

I like Pac more than Devitt.

 

[DMczaf]

This Devitt guy looks like a massive fucking tool.

Hopefully Vince or Haitch slap him silly if he even ponders about doing the body paint shit in WWE.

Promise him the world to bring him in, and then throw him in a tag team with Miz.

 

[Plywood]

Promise him the world to bring him in, and then throw him in a tag team with Miz.

He'll be bald by the end of the year.

 

[slightconfuse]

The guy behind the network Perkins miller just went to the NFL

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-80016275/

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Promise him the world to bring him in, and then throw him in a tag team with Miz.

Miz should be Devitt's mentor if he comes to WWE. Look where that got Daniel Bryan!

 

[Data West]

Who's Miz?

 

[British Monsoon]

Logo for the G1;

Meltzer says a lot of high-profile veteran names won't be in the tournament this year, as they want to focus on younger competitors. Also, New Japan have announced a 12th show for the G1, on August 6th. No official word on the number of participants, though.

Watched the Toru Yano DVD (with subs courtesy of yottsume) and enjoyed it, the main portion of the disc is Yano dragging Ishii, Jado & Gedo around an amusement park, then taking them to his sports bar where Yujiro cooks for them while they chat bullshit for an hour or so. The intermission is a Yano/Iizuka vs TenKoji match and it was cool to actually understand the commentary for once, while afterwards Yano, Gedo & Yano's dad provide commentary over 3 of Yano's best matches (Suzuki and Marufuji in the 2012 G1 and Okada in the 2013 NJ Cup). DVDs are a bit pricey in Japan, but if you're a Yano fan this is worth the expense.

I like Pac more than Devitt.

As a high flyer, I'd agree, but Devitt has infinitely more charisma and is generally a much better all-round wrestler. Both are great, though, and I'd love to see them face off in WWE one day.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Who's Miz?

Star of The Marine 3 & 4.

 

[Professor Beef]

Who's Miz?

The guy Neogaf Member Keyser Soze wishes he could be.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yeah, I read a bunch about how 2013's G1 was unbelievably brutal and will be toned down and spread out a bit this year. I don't think they can ever top what they did in 2013, but it came at a great cost.

 

[FallingEdge]

Logo for the G1;

Meltzer says a lot of high-profile veteran names won't be in the tournament this year, as they want to focus on younger competitors. Also, New Japan have announced a 12th show for the G1, on August 6th. No official word on the number of participants, though.

Watched the Toru Yano DVD (with subs courtesy of yottsume) and enjoyed it, the main portion of the disc is Yano dragging Ishii, Jado & Gedo around an amusement park, then taking them to his sports bar where Yujiro cooks for them while they chat bullshit for an hour or so. The intermission is a Yano/Iizuka vs TenKoji match and it was cool to actually understand the commentary for once, while afterwards Yano, Gedo & Yano's dad provide commentary over 3 of Yano's best matches (Suzuki and Marufuji in the 2012 G1 and Okada in the 2013 NJ Cup). DVDs are a bit pricey in Japan, but if you're a Yano fan this is worth the expense.

As a high flyer, I'd agree, but Devitt has infinitely more charisma and is generally a much better all-round wrestler. Both are great, though, and I'd love to see them face off in WWE one day.

Logo looks awesome and good to hear about the DVD.

On a different note, someone has uploaded every single major NJPW 2013 DVD PPV release including the recap DVD and the G1 Climax (although most matches are clipped).

 

[strobogo]

Miz? More like WIZ!

 

[Vylash]

Miz? More like WIZ!

 

[Serpentine]

Miz should be Devitt's mentor if he comes to WWE. Look where that got Daniel Bryan!

Look where it got Alex Riley!

 

[Marvel]

Look where it got Alex Riley!

Cushy commentator job, not bad!

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[Data West]

Armbar/triangle choke/etc into powerbomb spot. How high does it rank on the overused-a-meter.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I never tire of seeing powerbombs, cuz I think that's my single favorite "generic" wrestling move. Bonus points for sunset flips.

 

[Rhaknar]

This Devitt guy looks like a massive fucking tool.

Hopefully Vince or Haitch slap him silly if he even ponders about doing the body paint shit in WWE.

nofunallowed.jpg

 

[BHZ Mayor]

I never tire of seeing powerbombs, cuz I think that's my single favorite "generic" wrestling move. Bonus points for sunset flips.

That's actually pretty damn awesome.

 

[Ithil]

I never tire of seeing powerbombs, cuz I think that's my single favorite "generic" wrestling move. Bonus points for sunset flips.

That's actually a Yoshi tonic, I think. But he did do a sunset flip powerbomb against Swagger.

 

[DMczaf]

I never tire of seeing powerbombs, cuz I think that's my single favorite "generic" wrestling move. Bonus points for sunset flips.

 

[Coins]

That venom body paint looks fucking boss.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

This Devitt guy looks like a massive fucking tool.

Hopefully Vince or Haitch slap him silly if he even ponders about doing the body paint shit in WWE.

Agreed. I want him jobbing on superstars for the internet tears

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Vicki Guerrero still gets nuclear heat. Best heel in the game.

 

[Rapstah]

WWE should have him paint himself as Arachnaman for copyright reasons.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Lol heyman

 

[Judderman]

Hey guys, I heard Paul Heyman's client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. Can someone confirm or deny?

 

[DominoKid]

Heymans tripping.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Agreed. I want him jobbing on superstars for the internet tears

he's like 5'9, 175lb. he'll be doing that sooner than later.

 

[Ithil]

Agreed. I want him jobbing on superstars for the internet tears

"Devitt is being misused, WWE are being foolish".

There you go. Was it orgasmic?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Do the WORK of your LIFE Stro.

Set a goal and achieve it. Then do another one. And another one. And another one.

 

[British Monsoon]

That superkick Tamina threw on Smackdown was just about the worst I've ever seen. The Young Bucks would be ashamed.

Ambrose going crazy gif;

http://111.imagebam.com/download/IT9rZBxpgCsuEn9hSxbJGQ/32287/322865840/ambrose.gif

he's like 5'9, 175lb. he'll be doing that sooner than later.

I'm not saying he's the next Bryan, but this sounds awfully familiar to one of the many ways people were dismissing Bryan just a few years ago.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Everytime I shave my poverty Randy Orton quality facial hair, I become sad that I can't grow a real ass beard.

Anyone have any beard magic spells?

 

[Ultratech]

DAT GIANT SWING

Everytime I shave my poverty Randy Orton quality facial hair, I become sad that I can't grow a real ass beard.

Anyone have any beard magic spells?

Nope.

Just keep at it and maybe that beard will grow manly one day.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Cesaro vs Swagger is quality as expected. Hope we get round 2 at extreme rules with no rvd.

 

[somedevil]

Cesaro vs Swagger is quality as expected. Hope we get round 2 at extreme rules with no rvd.

 

[KissVibes]

Everytime I shave my poverty Randy Orton quality facial hair, I become sad that I can't grow a real ass beard.

Anyone have any beard magic spells?

Biotin
Rogaine
Emu oil

 

[Professor Beef]

That superkick Tamina threw on Smackdown was just about the worst I've ever seen. The Young Bucks would be ashamed.

I bet your favorite could do a good superkick.

 

[Reneledarker]

Everytime I shave my poverty Randy Orton quality facial hair, I become sad that I can't grow a real ass beard.

Anyone have any beard magic spells?

Just continue shaving. I could not grow one until I was 25, so there might be some hope for you.