HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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I've never watched total divas. I'm proud of that.
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April Wrasslin' |OT2| The Coronation of The King of Swing
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Cheetos is Pretty Awesome
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That's crazy, brudda. I wonder if he really talks like that, haha.
They really need to get Superstars on the network. I totally forgot that Raw wasn't really the A show until about 1995. Jobber squashes everywhere!
lovely ladies
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This place is in Vegas. Everytime I see it, I wish Crush owned it.
Your total's $12.19, please.
Well, he's dead, so he doesn't talk in any way.
serenewarfare
Banned
Seems more apt.
I need WWF Action Zone!
and WWF Livewire!
and most importantly, WWF Shotgun Saturday Night!
you shouldn't be
Cheetos is Pretty Awesome
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Dr Duncan Steel
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I need WWF Action Zone!
and WWF Livewire!
and most importantly, WWF Shotgun Saturday Night!
I didn't plan on sleeping anyway.
blackaroni
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Happy 47th Birthday Kane. #AllDeadEverything
lovely ladies
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Total Divas is better than Raw on most nights, it's shorter, it's funnier, more shit happens, it has clearly defined good gals and bad gals.
Natalya's evil.
Natalya's evil.
That was a regular thing after Brain left for WCW. A rotating cast of wrestlers filling for a while. Usually heels. HBK, Quebeckers, Johnny Polo, DiBiase, I think IRS, Crush, Corny, and so on.
http://twerkforambrose.tumblr.com/post/83854545176/au-meme-after-being-together-for-3-years-dean
These fake tweets are scaring this shit out of me. I'm half past shook.
These fake tweets are scaring this shit out of me. I'm half past shook.
Cheetos is Pretty Awesome
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Did any of these random 1993-1994 jobbers do anything of note? Tony DeVito is the only one I could think of that didn't completely fall off the map.
Such weird, misshapen folk; someone should make some sort of list or wiki about these dudes.
Such weird, misshapen folk; someone should make some sort of list or wiki about these dudes.
Happy 47th Birthday Kane. #AllDeadEverything
SWEET CHIN MUSIC
Shamrock7r
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blackaroni
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Was Scotty Riggs basically an HBK ripoff? Disco/Konan time.
PJ Walker is Justin Credible. Big Vito was also a regular jobber in 1993. As was Nova. Francine was in the front row for Raw and heavily featured on camera for some reason. Dwayne Gill would become Gillberg. Glen Ruth would become Thrasher. So a few guys made a name for themselves.
Cheetos is Pretty Awesome
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Oh yeah, forgot about Justin Credible being on the early RAW shows. They did this weird thing where they let PJ Walker win against IRS on a random raw, then never featured him again. Kinda like Barry Horowitz a couple years later, I guess.
Didn't notice Francine or Big Vito on any shows, I should keep an eye out.
Didn't notice Francine or Big Vito on any shows, I should keep an eye out.
blackaroni
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I say this as a Fandango fan: Disco Inferno > Fandango.
He would return to jobbing after that. That was just to continue the Razor vs Money Inc feud, which started with them making fun of Razor for the 123 Kid beating Razor. He'd become Aldo Montoya, but not until later in 1994. But he was still doing jobs after the win over IRS.
Vito was Von Crush/Krus.
Holy fuck, Connor O'Brien first signed with WWE in 2005. I wonder if FCW stuff will ever get put up on the Network. Pretty much all the people on NXT over the past 2 years (and even before that when it was on SYFY) were around for a couple of years before that in FCW.
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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why's that?
Mr. Luchador
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Mike Bell went on to appear in a documentary about Steroid use I watched on Netflix the other day (Bigger, Stronger, Faster*).
Marvel
could never
I love both too, but there's a third man that's even better!
Let's get weird Mr Johnny Curtis.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'd rather watch TNA than Total Divas.
serenewarfare
Banned
I made a gif of Tamina's superkick. It looked really bad the first time I saw it. It looks less bad on replay, but still, something is off about it.
HTML5 version looks better, but I can't embed it. http://gfycat.com/MeatyFirsthandKingfisher
HTML5 version looks better, but I can't embed it. http://gfycat.com/MeatyFirsthandKingfisher
Pristine_Condition
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OK. I just finished watching Smackdown and I have a mind-boggling question:
Why in the FUCK does anybody think Nattie is a good female wrestler? She's not. She absolutely sucks, and tonight was documented proof.
There was absolutely zero reason she should have had that much offense tonight. But no, she's in there calling the match and, ignoring the entire build for the PPV, she just HAS to get all her shit in, (well, everything except the sharpshooter, which of course she had to protect,) when the entire reason for the match should have been building Tamina as a badass threat to Paige and a legit title contender.
She didn't even sell the finish. Hell, she did everything but the shitty "I'm 'putting you over' but not really" Hulk Hogan-style "kick out at 3.1" spot when doing the job.
Fuck this woman forever.
Why in the FUCK does anybody think Nattie is a good female wrestler? She's not. She absolutely sucks, and tonight was documented proof.
There was absolutely zero reason she should have had that much offense tonight. But no, she's in there calling the match and, ignoring the entire build for the PPV, she just HAS to get all her shit in, (well, everything except the sharpshooter, which of course she had to protect,) when the entire reason for the match should have been building Tamina as a badass threat to Paige and a legit title contender.
She didn't even sell the finish. Hell, she did everything but the shitty "I'm 'putting you over' but not really" Hulk Hogan-style "kick out at 3.1" spot when doing the job.
Fuck this woman forever.
Marvel
could never
Straight up throat kick.
Because Total Divas is the best
She's complete shit, marks just like her because she leeches off of the Hart name
Serpentine
Banned
Natalya coming out with Bret Hart on that episode of NXT a few weeks ago was the cheapest of all cheap ways to get a cheap pop
Marvel
could never
She's gross.
I wonder what name and mask Luis Urive will have in AAA when his WWE non-compete rule expires, can't have Sin Cara because of the E is presumed to own it and he can't use Mistico because that's CMLL's legal property now.
I'm actually excited, especially for the mask reveal.
I wonder what name and mask Luis Urive will have in AAA when his WWE non-compete rule expires, can't have Sin Cara because of the E is presumed to own it and he can't use Mistico because that's CMLL's legal property now.
I'm actually excited, especially for the mask reveal.
Deadly Joker
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I can't get over how shitty Batista looks like now. Not even the same person.
Lambda Pie
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British Monsoon
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I don't know how anyone can watch that shit, but then all reality TV often leaves me wondering the same. OMG, Cameron lost Natties cat! Hilarity ensues! Insipid, cringe-worthy bullshit of the highest order. If you like it, great, but it's so not for me.
Lambda Pie
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*hugs Bootaaay*
some mouth breathing marks call this shit the "best thing about the WWE right now".
and THEN complain when they show up on RAW eating airtime. you idiots are the ones making them popular in the first place.
Serpentine
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I don't need Total Divas for that
British Monsoon
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Tumblr reaction gifs that don't even loop x_x
Here, I fixed it;
Here, I fixed it;
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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You forgot the part where they call all the women on the show annoying shallow bitchy pieces of shit, and say that the men are best part of the show. Which is weird, considering the show is called Total "Divas", like, what the hell did you expect?
Then they watch the show the next week anyways.
I don't get the hivemind in this thread sometimes
Alex Wright > Fandango as well.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Why must you use the Lord's name in vain?
British Monsoon
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Whenever I think of Disco Inferno these days, all I can think of is how wrong he was about Daniel Bryan. Yeah, hindsight's a bitch, but even back then the shit Disco spewed was ridiculous sounding to anyone in the know;
"as good as everyone says this [Bryan] guy is, tna has at least ten guys better. evrybody puts over these roh matches like they're the greatest thing ever, but if you put aj and christian cage against the motor city machine guns for 25 minutes, and told them that you needed at least four stars, i'd bet my life that it would be better than anything roh has ever put out. once guys like aj and the mcmg's got out of roh, look how much better they got."
"as good as everyone says this [Bryan] guy is, tna has at least ten guys better. evrybody puts over these roh matches like they're the greatest thing ever, but if you put aj and christian cage against the motor city machine guns for 25 minutes, and told them that you needed at least four stars, i'd bet my life that it would be better than anything roh has ever put out. once guys like aj and the mcmg's got out of roh, look how much better they got."
Serpentine
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ahaha, I knew he said Bryan was technically good but wouldn't make it in the WWE, but i did NOT know he said that TNA had better guys than him. that's pretty funny
Rafa=FedKilla
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Thank god. They've finally seen the light.