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[Malalaw]

"Combat" Marshall
Martin "The Cobra" Elliott


Hmmm..maybe I can make some CAWs out of these random names.

 

[zychi]

Looks like Punk is running out of those WWE moneys, because he's no longer in that first row.

that was in stl. stl and columbus are known for blocking good seats for addresses in illinois.

e: the fact that punk purchases fake jerseys makes me laugh too. just spend $100 more man.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

 

[Rapstah]

Found a wrestler name generator.

Howard "Unethical Doctor" Cole
Burning Ryan Reyes
Thor "Los Angeles" Mcdonald
Russell the Obsidian

This stuff is hilarious!

"Coin" Hamilton

"Heads, I win, tails, I lose.

(tails)

..."

 

[Aiii]

that was in stl. stl and columbus are known for blocking good seats for addresses in illinois.

e: the fact that punk purchases fake jerseys makes me laugh too. just spend $100 more man.

I appreciate a man not squandering his cash to be honest. Money or no money, 100 bucks for a crappy shirt is too damn much.

 

[lovely ladies]

that was in stl. stl and columbus are known for blocking good seats for addresses in illinois.

e: the fact that punk purchases fake jerseys makes me laugh too. just spend $100 more man.

It's hilarious picturing Punk buying up fake jerseys from Chinese websites.

 

[Rapstah]

And when the face tries to check the coin to see if it's a gimmick coin where both sides are heads, "Coin" Hamilton attacks them from behind, getting the advantage.

I would totally wrestle as "Coin" Hamilton.

 

[somedevil]

Punk is still getting merch money from the WWE.

Also, this is why Cesaro is awesome.

 

[Serpentine]

spider's pullin' out the deep cuts as a desperation move

and i got THE DALLAS COUNT. So many ways to interpret!

 

[blackaroni]

Punk is still getting merch money from the WWE.

Also, this is why Cesaro is awesome.

That's just down right beautiful.

 

[Marvel]

Heymans client, Cesaro won the WrestleMania 30 Andre the Giant battle royal.

 

[Professor Beef]

Needs the Street Fighter "OOOOOuuh OOOOuuh OOOOuh" KO sound.

 

[DMczaf]

Can Cesaro stop wearing that 80s pop star jacket?

 

[Aiii]

Do I really have to put a smiley behind a sentence where I say Punk can't afford front row tickets any more?

Really guys? You take that comment seriously?

 

[zychi]

Do I really have to put a smiley behind a sentence where I say Punk can't afford front row tickets any more?

Really guys? You take that comment seriously?

Nah, I was just letting you know he wasn't in Chicago for those seats, and he has a connection with the Hawks for his seats. I'm 99% sure he and DK are buddies IRL. Don't want anyone to be confused that our nice stadium is that ugly looking.

 

[Ithil]

Thanks.

Look what I found:

As per the source: "From L to R: Sasha Banks, Alexa Bliss, Kendall Skye, Rosa Mendes, Veronica Lane, Bayley, Becky Lynch and Charlotte"

Bayley's got it going on in the hip department.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Bayley's got it going on in the hip department.

Its to make up for the face department

 

[DMczaf]

Its to make up for the face department

 

[Dick Justice]

That's just down right beautiful.

Great sell by Thwagger too.

Can Cesaro stop wearing that 80s pop star jacket?

No, it's too fabulous to not wear.

 

[Rapstah]

The 80s pop star jacket is fine.

 

[lovely ladies]

Why the heck is Rosa Mendes there? She's like a super super senior compared to the other ones.

 

[DMczaf]

Why the heck is Rosa Mendes there?

 

[Ithil]

Speaking of Bayley, she upgraded her entrance.

Spoiler

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Today's Legitshook 3-Panel-Jiff Shookery

I title this one:

"Can you keep a secret?"

 

[Data West]

Its to make up for the face department

Other chicks faces are pretty bland tbh. Nothing sticks out about them in that picture.

Except Sasha, who is a monster.

 

[Marvel]

Wow.

 

[Rapstah]

The animé Bayleys on her Titantron were too much already.

 

[mechashiva]

In regards to Punk, isn't it better to not be front row at hockey. Front row you can't really see it develop.

 

[Vylash]

Speaking of Bayley, she upgraded her entrance.

Spoiler

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

Perfection

 

[Data West]

Are we really going to stalk and post photos of this fuck in everything he does now? I don't want to see him. Punk doesn't want to be seen.

Fuck off sheetz.

 

[Master Thespian]

Its to make up for the face department

 

[Ithil]

Other chicks faces are pretty bland tbh. Nothing sticks out about them in that picture.

Except Sasha, who is a monster.

Alexa Bliss, Becky Lynch and Veronica Lane are all pretty ladies (I think Lane was a beauty pageant queen before). Charlotte always looks 15 years older than she is.

 

[strobogo]

 

[Sokantish]

Are we really going to stalk and post photos of this fuck in everything he does now? I don't want to see him. Punk doesn't want to be seen.

Fuck off sheetz.

Punk really hurt you didn't he. I'm sorry, Dragonzord

 

[Carnby]

Speaking of Bayley, she upgraded her entrance.

Spoiler

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

So her gimmick is Sweet Dee from Always Sunny? WWE writers need to watch more tv before they accidentally bury another wrestler.

 

[Data West]

So her gimmick is Sweet Dee from Always Sunny? WWE writers need to watch more tv before they accidentally bury another wrestler.

She's nothing like Sweet Dee. Her gimmick is annoying internet girl. People just like her because she has a fat ass and that's all it takes on gaf.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

The height it takes to get off that horse must be deadly

 

[Marvel]

Charlotte can low blow me anytime.

 

[Carnby]

She's nothing like Sweet Dee. Her gimmick is annoying internet girl. People just like her because she has a fat ass and that's all it takes on gaf.

Annoying internet girl? Like the episode where Sweet Dee tried to become famous on the internet?

 

[Vylash]

She's nothing like Sweet Dee. Her gimmick is annoying internet girl. People just like her because she has a fat ass and that's all it takes on gaf.

Or because she's entertaining and fun to watch, not everything is about physical features

 

[strobogo]

Her actual gimmick is Lady Eugene.

 

[Marvel]

Her actual gimmick is Lady Eugene.

Eugena if you will.

 

[Ithil]

Charlotte can low blow me anytime.

You'll regret that innuendo when she walks up to you and kicks you in the nuts, then leaves.

 

[lovely ladies]

Her actual gimmick is Lady Eugene.

That's a pretty good description from what I've seen, she should just do stealing the famous stars' finishers too. That was about the only entertaining part about Eugene.

 

[Marvel]

You'll regret that innuendo when she walks up to you and kicks you in the nuts, then leaves.

I get off on that shit.

 

[strobogo]

Charlotte isn't good at all. I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. She's awful. She's also desperately needs new gear that doesn't emphasize her athletic male figure.

 

[Vylash]

Charlotte isn't good at all. I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. She's awful. She's also desperately needs new gear that doesn't emphasize her athletic male figure.

Charlotte is the best NXT diva and if she was called up tomorrow she's be right behind Paige and AJ

 

[blackaroni]

Charlotte isn't good at all. I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. She's awful. She's also desperately needs new gear that doesn't emphasize her athletic male figure.

She was good on NXT this week. That or everyone else was really bad.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Charlotte's flop was corny and awful.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Charlotte's flop was corny and awful.