He's not much in the ring but he's got a super cool entrance, awesome song, and serious heel potential, but why would you hope for him to fail? Will that make you feel better or something?
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He's not much in the ring but he's got a super cool entrance, awesome song, and serious heel potential, but why would you hope for him to fail? Will that make you feel better or something?
Carnby
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For our name, I suggest The Fair-Minded Citizens. FMC.
slightconfuse
Banned
Carnby
Member
No, judging by the hash tags, he's taking jabs at The Fair Minded Citizens.
SO EDGY. PG era, baby.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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British Monsoon
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"Damien 666 & Bestia 666 & Sabu vs. Homicide & Blk Jeez & Ruckus"
I predict this match will feature all the botches. All of them.
I predict this match will feature all the botches. All of them.
Lambda Pie
Banned
we're already over, good heat.
Dr Duncan Steel
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I'm gonna shoot for a second; Spinach dip SUCKS.
nah, son.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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As long as we get a reaction from the crowd, MAGGLE.
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Deleted member 47027
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What, you think it's cursed?
British Monsoon
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Sabu, Fat Ruckus and Homicide in 2014? Sounds pretty cursed to me.
slightconfuse
Banned
anti-venom!!
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Just wait until Devitt paints a pair of trunks instead of actually wearing some. I'm sure you'll all still love him then.
Carnby
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Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
How much money does Sabu have?
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Deleted member 47027
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There's also the devil quotient. Truly a HELL OF A SHOW
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Probably not enough to support his drug habit.
I think it's safe to assume he has a drug habit.
avengers23
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Lambda Pie
Banned
holy shit, shook at the legitimacy of this Bryan style knee.
Professor Beef
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We're also a diversified stable with many different backgrounds, so we get insta-heat from racists like Sunny and Stro.
HarryDemeanor
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The Cynical Four
Carnby
Member
If I recall correctly, "rose bud" in Citizen Kane was a jab at William Randolph Hearst, because he supposedly nicknamed his lover's vagina "Rose Bud".
Source: The HBO movie RKO.
avengers23
Banned
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Deleted member 47027
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A green man, a gypsy, a Nazi, and a Hedgehog.
I think this stable won't amount to anything.
I think this stable won't amount to anything.
Carnby
Member
You calling me a green man is like Cena calling Bray "husky". This is how feuds start.
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Deleted member 47027
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Bootaaay is now expelled from the Fabulous Freebirds.
Devitt's had a busy weekend.
"Just get some crow Sting facepaint on him and we'll pass him off as Sting, no one knows who he is anymore anyway"
That's a knee styled after the Emperor of Muay Thai, Sagat. Not some little twelve year old who needs to take a bath.
holy shit, shook at the legitimacy of this Bryan style knee.
British Monsoon
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Classic Michael Hayes behaviour. I'm on to you, 'Vince'.
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El Pescado
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If I could call anyone up from NXT it'd be:
Sami Zayn
Tyler Breeze
Adam Rose (With World Goes Wild)
Bayley
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Deleted member 47027
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Bayley can get up there.
Of course all these names hinge on where to insert them for maxxximum effectiveness.
Bayley works with any heel:
A good opening match would be actually to rib on the Paige thing.
Layla in the ring to celebrate his thing with Fandango.
Bayley appears to hug her.
Layla gives the AJ treatment and Bayley defeats her quickly.
Bayley starts to celebrate and stuff. Alicia Fox comes to hug her.
Hug Fox.
Fox pretends to enjoy that. Backstab during hug.
Backbreaker x 3.
Bayley hulks it out.
Bayley to Belly.
And there ya go.
A good opening match would be actually to rib on the Paige thing.
Layla in the ring to celebrate his thing with Fandango.
Bayley appears to hug her.
Layla gives the AJ treatment and Bayley defeats her quickly.
Bayley starts to celebrate and stuff. Alicia Fox comes to hug her.
Hug Fox.
Fox pretends to enjoy that. Backstab during hug.
Backbreaker x 3.
Bayley hulks it out.
Bayley to Belly.
And there ya go.
Breeze immediately starts a heel vs heel feud with Fandanger, but then they put their differences aside and form an alliance of beautiful men.
Sami restarts the feud with Cesaro, then moves on to the IC Championship with BNB.
Adam Rose takes over Brodus Clay's old spot, feuds with 3MB.
Bayley gets to be on Total Divas.
cr_blah_blah
Member
Bada-boom, realest talk in the room.
If I had a dime for every time Bionic made a good point, I'd have....ZERO DIMES.
#SAWFT
If I had a dime for every time Bionic made a good point, I'd have....ZERO DIMES.
#SAWFT
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
So fucking excited for that main event. It's gonna be spectacular. Negro Navarro vs Solar will be great too. It's the answer to the question what if a Quack match was actually good and not just a bunch of random lucha holds done to showoff that you've seen a lucha match
He was booked to win to just make up for everything. As for why the name change didn't happen, probably because LA PARK didnt really give a shit and just wanted to be the number one skeleton based wrestler, which he was booked as. Also, the match itself is a Vince Russo special. I think Stro should watch it. There's massive amounts of run-ins and swerves. But storyline wise it has to do with the run-ins and Park using a piledriver and the Lucha commission saying that was BS.
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Deleted member 47027
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I feel like I'm the one hoping Fandango and Breeze DON'T interact. Let em be separated. Fandango's trashhhhh