I'm feeling conflicted ... I hate John Cena so much. Yet I respect the hell out of him. I'm struggling with my very being. Help me WrassleGAF!
Cena pros:
- does a lot of charity and make a wish
- ultimate company man, works as hard as anyone even though he doesn't have to
- makes feuds feel more important
Cena cons:
- almost every promo he ever does
- buries just about every opponent he has. Like, long term damage to them. (Come back Barrett! Come baaaack)
- breaks "kayfabe" in the stupidest of ways ("Del Rio doesn't even like cars!" or "Ziggler complains in the back about his spot on the card!")
- never changes his character. Ever. For any reason.
- he's also kind of a douche on Total Divas
Verdict: John Cena is basically our Stockholm Syndrome, we have fallen in love with our captor and will wait breathlessly for his next photoshop promo, no matter how much we think we never want to see again; we NEED John Cena.