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[Net_Wrecker]

They could at least have him go back to his earlier heel entrance music.

Everyone seems to like this theme, but it has no "arena feel," y'know. It's not big enough.

One day we'll get the action hero Cesaro Statham we deserved who looks like this:

...with promos + a titan tron that's essentially THIS. And not only will Cesaro be a MADE GUY, he'll be getting movie offers left and right.

#WeedThePeople

 

[Macho Madness]

What does the script leaking have to do with that? It didn't reveal the results or anything. No reason they would have to change anything based on the script leak.

 

[lovely ladies]

Cesaro should start dressing up like Sagat.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Cesaro's theme is generic WCW mid-card heel

When he inevitably turns face, we can give him Jericho's first generic babyface theme

 

[bean breath]

Ambrose is head and shoulders above the others on the mic, still.

He's better than Husky Harris. Succinct and to the point. Quotable lines. No pacing back and forth.

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If any of you Wyatt Character fans can quote a single line from that promo you jizzed all over, without looking it up on YouTube, I will quote your post. A star like me quoting one of your posts will put more eyeballs on your name and words than you've ever had before. More eyeballs on your post than a pic of Lana in a USA bikini, brother.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

If any of you Wyatt Character fans can quote a single line from that promo you jizzed all over, without looking it up on YouTube, I will quote your post. A star like me quoting one of your posts will put more eyeballs on your name and words than you've ever had before. More eyeballs on your post than a pic of Lana in a USA bikini, brother.

HE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOOOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS x 10000


Quote me, son.

 

[Heel]

Truly living the avatar, Heel!

"Make people smile" is my gimmick in life. Let's all remember that we're watching professional wrestling.

I won't be offended if you make light of my favorite active wrestler's grooming habits or star power, I promise you that. His in-ring name is Bray Wyatt.

 

[Vylash]

Everyone seems to like this theme, but it has no "arena feel," y'know. It's not big enough.

One day we'll get the action hero Cesaro Statham we deserved who looks like this:

...with promos + a titan tron that's essentially THIS. And not only will Cesaro be a MADE GUY, he'll be getting movie offers left and right.

#WeedThePeople

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xtwxsEZkU

I really dug his 2nd theme too

 

[Plywood]

Really should have just stole the Real Americans theme and told them to deal with it because he is the King of Swing and his manager's name is Paul Heyman.

 

[Serpentine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xtwxsEZkU

I really dug his 2nd theme too

i don't remember this one AT ALL, and i remember his Chelsea Dagger knock off

 

[blackaroni]

Swaggs does not deserve the theme that he has now.

 

[Heel]

Does anyone have a picture of that Paige sign? I needed a little more time to soak that in.

 

[strobogo]

Those original Double J vignettes are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Christ. So tacky and bad.

 

[bean breath]

I get Brie and Daniel are married, but he really doesn't need her involved onscreen, and outside of Total Divas.

Hey, you're not Aiii!

I finally found Aiii's alt. Gotcha mothafucka.

I'm really curious to read what Aiii's comments about Brie were now, I must've missed it.

 

[serenewarfare]

Didn't see that. But I'm still not sure they would scrap the whole thing if they wanted to do it. Being predictable or people knowing what they would do hasn't stopped them in the past.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Cesaro's theme is generic WCW mid-card heel

When he inevitably turns face, we can give him Jericho's first generic babyface theme

Yikes, that's so WCW.

Still better than his new theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xtwxsEZkU

I really dug his 2nd theme too

I have no idea what this is.

It's better than his new theme.

 

[blackaroni]

 

[bean breath]

RIP Leo Kruger again

Did you see the way his party guests caught him on his trust fall? Corporate employees do they same as a team building exercise.

This should tell you how much of a bad ass Adam Rose.

 

[strobogo]

I'm really curious to read what Aiii's comments about Brie were now, I must've missed it.

He really hates her because

1. She isn't AJ
2. She has the audacity to support her lover by wearing dragons on her gear and doing YES chants

Did you see the way his party guests caught him on his trust fall? Corporate employees do they same as a team building exercise.

This should tell you how much of a bad ass Adam Rose.

What if the Adam Rose gimmick is similar to heel Doink where he isn't really a goofy rock star, but is just using it as a cover to get into the heads of his opponents?

 

[bean breath]

what was barrett's bad news tonight? i missed it.

St. Patrick's day, Lucky Charms, shamrocks. Sheamus is Irish, etc.

Even Ithil and Keyser Soze have abandoned Sheamus. Shameful.

 

[PInk Tape]

I love that they typed "shit" with a dollar sign and an exclamation mark.

 

[lovely ladies]

Perfect's son has negative charisma, it can't be possible to have any less.

 

[serenewarfare]

Perfect's son has negative charisma, it can't be possible to have any less.

I disagree.

 

[bean breath]

God, are they REALLY going to do the Cody vs Goldy at Payback? DO IT AT MANIA, FUCK.



They'll never let Goldust be heel.

God, it sounds like Axel is playing a horn with his asshole over Ryback's theme.

God, they're dressed so well. Orton's shirt is a LITTLE too big though. Fuck you, Cena.

Must you take the Lord's name in vain so much, Shark?

 

[Macho Madness]

Rybaxel and Cesaro both got terrible themes. Ugh.

Also, Heyman's promo got commercial'd and they missed Cesaro's uppercut on RVD. Berried.

 

[DMczaf]

Who do you think you are, Orton? Put some fucking pants on!

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Kane

kane pls respond

stahp kane

Spoiler

you bastard

 

[strobogo]

If G Nobody had the BALLS to still be right here in Wrasslegaf, this is what I'd tell him:

Get out

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Why did he leave this time?

 

[DMczaf]

1993 Raw was torture porn before Saw.

These jobbers were actually rich kids touring Eastern Europe.

 

[strobogo]

Why did he leave this time?

Too many of "the blacks".

1993 Raw was torture porn before Saw.

It's officially New Generation once they got the ring apron with multiple logos.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Cesaro would look badass as Rolento or change image as Dragunov

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Why did he leave this time?

He realized that in a sea of contrarian/negative nancy gimmick posters, he wasn't the draw he used to be, and was too poor to sue for copyright infringement. He took his ball and went home.

 

[Vylash]

Perfect's son has negative charisma, it can't be possible to have any less.

Shut your damn mouth about Curtis "Perfection Incarnate" Axel

 

[bean breath]

Who did Emma piss off to get this much of shitty character?

She's not on Total Divas where the real character development happens.

 

[Plywood]

Who do you think you are, Orton? Put some fucking pants on!

 

[PInk Tape]

He really hates her because

1. She isn't AJ
2. She has the audacity to support her lover by wearing dragons on her gear and doing YES chants

Wow. Seriously? I thought those things were pretty cute and AJ's been doing the same thing. Her doing a "pipe bombshell" and having a shirt that is similar to one of Punk's older ones. It's hypocritical and a dumb reason to hate someone anyway.

 

[Man God]

There is something off about Curtis Axel.

He's fine in the ring but...you just don't want to watch him in a match, ever.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Kane

kane pls respond

stahp kane

Spoiler

you bastard

Spoiler

That's not PG

Also, they totally shafted Cesaro's match. Could've made a great IC Champion

 

[bean breath]

I wonder if Emma's cobra is down with the swirl.

Good question. She is Australian...

 

[Sblargh]

There is something off about Curtis Axel.

He's fine in the ring but...you just don't want to watch him in a match, ever.

He's like a default wrestler in customization mode before you do the alterations that makes him cool and unique.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Too many of "the blacks".

He realized that in a sea of contrarian/negative nancy gimmick posters, he wasn't the draw he used to be, and was too poor to sue for copyright infringement. He took his ball and went home.

What's unique about him is that he hates everything though. No one hates everything like he does.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

A star like me quoting one of your posts will put more eyeballs on your name and words than you've ever had before. More eyeballs on your post than a pic of Lana in a USA bikini, brother.

Bean calls himself a "star" in this thread, whilst Brodus Clay calls himself a "Main Event Playa" on NXT.

Coincidence, or jobbers stealing gimmicks from jobbers?

 

[PInk Tape]

He realized that in a sea of contrarian/negative nancy gimmick posters, he wasn't the draw he used to be, and was too poor to sue for copyright infringement. He took his ball and went home.

Typical B+ player.

 

[bean breath]

why is he serious when just last week he was joking and laughing his ass off. damn it.

It's called range, toolbox.

 

[serenewarfare]

So Stro, at what point does Raw become watchable and not just dreadful to sit through? Cause it damn sure ain't '93.

 

[bean breath]

Cena can't act worth shit

The Marine
12 Rounds
Legendary
Fred: The Movie
Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
Camp Fred
Psych
Scooby Doo: Wrestlemania Mystery

Yeah, can't act at all.

 

[Shadowlink]

Remember Wrassle GAF a few years ago during the Summer of Punk when we had no gimmicky posters? Now it's full of Cena marks.

 

[strobogo]

So Stro, at what point does Raw become watchable and not just dreadful to sit through? Cause it damn sure ain't '93.

Idk. Somewhere around late Spring/early Summer is a decent string of shows. Fall is a lot more fun because the Quebeckers and Ludvig Borga were in full effect, Scott Steiner was doing the Screwdriver all the time.

 

[Vylash]

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HI G-FEX!