Future Foundation
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No, no. Bless Lana. Specifically, Lana's ass.
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April Wrasslin' |OT2| The Coronation of The King of Swing
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No, no. Bless Lana. Specifically, Lana's ass.
Mr. Luchador
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"Last one there is the next TNA World Heavyweight Champion..!"
bean breath
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Did you not hear/see the pop for Cena's signature move set?
Nope, that's not at all what I was saying, but Strobogo decided to dislike me so now everything I say is because I like AJ.
The reason I dislike Brie leeching off of Bryan is because that's all Brie has, the audience is supposed to like her because it seems to me "you really like Daniel Bryan, so here's his real life wife and you like her too now." While in fact Brie Bella has done nothing to actually make me like her as a babyface. She has not had a proper face turn except for "She's a Total Divas and all Total Divas are faces now" and has done nothing of note in the ring or outside of the ring. No meaningful programs and no meaningful matches.
I'm fine with her supporting her man, good on her, but I dislike that both her and Nikki are completely reduced to "they are in love in real life with these two babyfaces, so now you must like them too" and that's just not the case, because their personalities haven't changed since they were heels and they're still not relatable. My comments were aimed at that, if Brie and Nikki want to get over as faces, then do stuff that makes me care about them as faces and not go to "this woman's man is someone you like, so like her too." And because Brie and Nikki Bella haven't done anything to make me invested in them as faces I still dislike them as much as everyone did before we found out that she was dating Daniel Bryan. I have said in the past I think she's improved a bit in the ring, which is a good start, now give me a reason to like you because you're you, because to me in character you're still Brie and Nikki Bella who made a pregnant woman cry because you said she was fat and ugly.
This is the one and only time I'm explaining this, so continue to give me shit about it, please.
Lambda Pie
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you got some issues.
bean breath
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funkystudent
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I wonder if they are going to do anything with Brie / Bryan on the main show or was having her in the opening just a quick and dirty way to try add a bit of tension to the story when Bryan was clearly not in a place to do much of anything.
lovely ladies
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Probably your second theory, they always have another wrassler accompanying an injured one when he/she's stretchered out.
bean breath
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You need to shut your mouth just like those legs need to be shut.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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New Khali!
Live sex celebration.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Reusing jokes? I gave you your "mad props" the first time, man. But I don't know anymore...
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<3 <3
Dr Duncan Steel
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I know I can't prove it, but you made that joke before and you called out someone else's shit for doing the same thing. Jesus christ bean....
EDIT: Here we go.
Ply, you think Lana is down with the swirl?
lovely ladies
Member
Why did the Raiders dump Pryor?
blackaroni
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Serpentine
Banned
I think that's actually all of them in the last few years, except Ryder lost it to Jack Swagger who later lost it to Santino
They were never going to let him play another game because they want a boring QB that can't run for 93 yards on the first play of the game! Or maybe they want a QB that can pass, I don't believe that though because they made Schaub the starter!
This way at least they get another draft pick to screw up instead of just letting some dude warm the bench
bean breath
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Your gimmick is that you used to be a hardcore Shawn Michaels fan and now your soft and mark for Adam Rose.
Serpentine
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i don't disagree with Aiii here but dude overreacted hardcore when he saw them dragons on Brie's gear, because a homage like that has nothing to do with the point he's making right here
bean breath
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Sunday Night Heat is back on the air?! This better not be a joke or I'm gonna be real mad.
bean breath
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He'd pay them extra out of his own wallet for what they've been put through tonight.
The Divas division gets a combined 15 minutes of tv time a week across Raw, Smackdown, Superstars and Main Event and heel/face alignment is determined by clusterfuck 8 woman tag team matches. Considering that, it's kind of ridiculous to ask Nikki, Brie or any other diva to get over on their own.
That being said, I'm not really sure what the point was of having Brie out there doing Yes chants tonight. Maybe they'll go somewhere with that though.
That being said, I'm not really sure what the point was of having Brie out there doing Yes chants tonight. Maybe they'll go somewhere with that though.
Well color me surprised. I know more US title holders than I thought I did.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I remember at a time the only wrestling I could watch on TV was Velocity. Well, TNA as well, but even back then I never stooped that low.
Damn dark days.
Damn dark days.
polyh3dron
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Sunday Night Heat still airs for me, dammit!
bean breath
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"It's been a haaaard day's night, and I've been workin like a dog"
It's Tumblrmania!
lovely ladies
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Brie Bella could throw a football with more velocity than Matt Schaub.
Maybe she just got tired of hanging out backstage. Come to think of it, I don't think there were any Total Divas featured besides her tonight, I might be wrong though.
blackaroni
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Yet you're a stan for a reality TV star that pretends to be a wrestler. That's about as low as it goes.
bean breath
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...Come on, man.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Sunday Night Heat, forever in my mind's eye.
It's possible she was there to support her husband for a very emotional moment in his life, in which he is expected to maintain kayfabe. As Aiii likely noticed, and quietly disapproved of, she was caressing Daniel's arm as Stephanie walked down the ramp.
bean breath
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Hmmm. I need to read this post myself and form my own opinion like Gary Oldman and his smartphone. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Fine, I guess I picked the wrong time to make my point and should have waited for a more blatant example than Brie posting that on her Twitter, but I think it was also in response to her complaining that Triple H decided to not let her come out and celebrate alongside Bryan because I felt it would have taken away from Bryan IIRC.
I'm done with this.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I believe he ranted the Monday after mania, in case you wanna dig up. Not 100% sure though.
bean breath
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Longstanding beef with Dream. Thread ain't big enough for the both of them.
Net_Wrecker
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Oh snap, she's breakin'.
New favorite diva for serious.
Pay attention to your fine print next time, bean. You drafted the contract, all I did was sign my name.
bean breath
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Am I going to get my swag stolen by a young up and comer?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I suppose that's likely but you could have had Kane immediately attack Bryan upon his entrance, completely cutting out Steph's promo, and not really have lost anything from that segment.
lovely ladies
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Lana should be featured in Step Up 4 or 5 or whatever number they're up to. Snatch up that license, WWE films!