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G-Fex is watching

HI G-FEX!

Who?

 

[bean breath]

Holla if you Swing me

slightconfuse, you usually post incomprehensible, misspelled gobbledygook. But sometimes...

Sometimes, man.

 

[lovely ladies]

Idk. Somewhere around late Spring/early Summer is a decent string of shows. Fall is a lot more fun because the Quebeckers and Ludvig Borga were in full effect, Scott Steiner was doing the Screwdriver all the time.

Ludvig Borga was cool.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Just to be positive and optimistic here stumbled upon this little gem not long after Wrestlemania, where Jeff Cannata basically encapsulates what is and what should be Daniel Bryan's gimmick through and through.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I wonder what Robot Cena 3000 said to Daniel Bryan after he found out about his dad's passing. I can't help but it went something like:

10 SAY "How are you doing?"
20 SAY "How are you feeling?"
30 SAY "Are you healthy?"
40 GOTO 10

 

[lovely ladies]

RVD is in worse shape than Jerry Lawler, he looks like damn Rufus from SF4 out there.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Just to be positive and optimistic here stumbled upon this little gem not long after Wrestlemania, where Jeff Cannata basically encapsulates what is and what should be Daniel Bryan's gimmick through and through.

Sounds mad soft, yo.

Brock Lesnar don't wanna hear that. He's coming for your hero.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I wonder what Robot Cena 3000 said to Daniel Bryan after he found out about his dad's passing. I can't help but it went something like:

10 SAY "How are you doing?"
20 SAY "How are you feeling?"
30 SAY "Are you healthy?"
40 GOTO 10

I like to imagine it was a stock response that actually not even tangibly related to the context of the situation.

*casual acquaintance mode activated* "Hey man, what's up!"

 

[Professor Beef]

Bean calls himself a "star" in this thread, whilst Brodus Clay calls himself a "Main Event Playa" on NXT.

Coincidence, or jobbers stealing gimmicks from jobbers?

Pristine, I wish to shake your hand.

RVD is in worse shape than Jerry Lawler, he looks like damn Rufus from SF4 out there.

Rufus wins tournaments, though. I see this hidden message...

EDIT: Cena and Brock can't both be robots!

 

[sf2fanatic]

Pristine, I wish to shake your hand.


Rufus wins tournaments, though. I see this hidden message...

EDIT: Cena and Brock can't both be robots!

But Cena's the World Warrior!!!
like RYU/Daigo

 

[bean breath]

Jesus the fucking camera work this match

Is that BronsonLee in Baltimore tonight? I got to hand it to him, he never gives up. He'll get the hang of that camera soon enough.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

EDIT: Cena and Brock can't both be robots!

A Terminator isn't a robot, nerd.

Terminators are killing machines sent back in time to steal biker clothes. Robots are emotionless gears, knobs, bleeps and, bloops. Get it right, geek.

 

[strobogo]

RVD holding any title ever again would be terrible. #BNB all the way for this one. Dude has his swag back and FORCED his gimmick over that started out with zero heat, after 3 years of having no heat. I don't know what Big E. does next, though. He's had nothing going on for his entire run as champion. It's pretty clear they don't have any ideas for him. And if they can't come up with anything for him while he has a title, that doesn't bode well for his next six months.

 

[bean breath]

Hey, BronsonLee does his best.

Spoiler

Hey bean breath!

I knew it was him. With limited skills and abilities he's made it all the way to WWE camera guy.

 

[Vylash]

RVD holding any title ever again would be terrible. #BNB all the way for this one. Dude has his swag back and FORCED his gimmick over that started out with zero heat, after 3 years of having no heat. I don't know what Big E. does next, though. He's had nothing going on for his entire run as champion. It's pretty clear they don't have any ideas for him. And if they can't come up with anything for him while he has a title, that doesn't bode well for his next six months.

Why he doesn't have the 5 count is beyond me

 

[bean breath]

Shit RVD would be really good if he lost 20. HIs chunky ass can still hit those moves...

I love how you've all somehow made a consensus that RVD gained 20 pounds, a figure some toolbox pulled out of his ass.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

RVD holding any title ever again would be terrible. #BNB all the way for this one. Dude has his swag back and FORCED his gimmick over that started out with zero heat, after 3 years of having no heat. I don't know what Big E. does next, though. He's had nothing going on for his entire run as champion. It's pretty clear they don't have any ideas for him. And if they can't come up with anything for him while he has a title, that doesn't bode well for his next six months.

His gimmick should be that they would show him watching all the matches in the back standing up until the end of time because he's fucking terrible, and shouldn't be doing anything else.

 

[gurudyne]

RVD holding any title ever again would be terrible. #BNB all the way for this one. Dude has his swag back and FORCED his gimmick over that started out with zero heat, after 3 years of having no heat. I don't know what Big E. does next, though. He's had nothing going on for his entire run as champion. It's pretty clear they don't have any ideas for him. And if they can't come up with anything for him while he has a title, that doesn't bode well for his next six months.

Name the previous five IC champions and notable moments of their reigns. Or notable feuds they had. (Simply losing the title does not count.)

 

[bean breath]

Cesaro's music is GODAWFUL. Holy science, how is he supposed to get over with that.

SMH

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Name the previous five IC champions and notable moments of their reigns. Or notable feuds they had. (Simply losing the title does not count.)

The last ANYTHING with the IC title I remember is The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan having a great triple threat falls count anywhere submission match at some PPV like 4 years ago.

I'm not sure if it was for the IC title.

I'm also not sure if those were the competitors or the stipulations

Title runs in this company are garbage.

EDIT: It was John Morrison, not Dolph.

SMH

Inspector bean breath leaving no stone unturned.

 

[bean breath]

HOLLA IF YA SWING ME

Did you just repeat the same joke? I gave you props but now I'm taking it back.

 

[strobogo]

Why he doesn't have the 5 count is beyond me

What's really stupid is that he DOES have the 5 count...on Network stuff. There are two different bumpers that have him doing the 5 thing and he did it on one of the Wrestlemania Today episodes at a cafe because the powdered sugar on his pastry reminded him of chalk.

 

[lovely ladies]

Pristine, I wish to shake your hand.


Rufus wins tournaments, though. I see this hidden message...

EDIT: Cena and Brock can't both be robots!

We all know Cena is a combination of SFA3 Bison and Gill.

He's not as cool as them though.

 

[Macho Madness]

Name the previous five IC champions and notable moments of their reigns. Or notable feuds they had. (Simply losing the title does not count.)

Off the top of my head:

Curtis Axel, Wade Barrett, The Miz, Wade Barrett, The Miz

Fuck if I know anything that happened in those feuds, except Miz winning the title at Mania and then losing it the next night.

 

[bean breath]

...so, how bad is that Total Divas show?

Is it like WWE Saturday Night Heat or WCW Thunder?

It's like Secrets of Wrestling: Revealed on FOX.

 

[bean breath]

The gay dads on Modern Family are not nearly as overtly gay as Chrisley.

You can't talk about Chrisley like that, he's grown.

 

[bean breath]

Aksana looking good somebody post a gif of her bending over

Welcome back, Dark Ninja.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Welcome back, Dark Ninja.

The absence of a certain toolbox on RAW means no more Dark Ninja.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

The last ANYTHING with the IC title I remember is The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan having a great triple threat falls count anywhere submission match at some PPV like 4 years ago.

I'm not sure if it was for the IC title.

I'm also not sure if those were the competitors or the stipulations

Title runs in this company are garbage.

It was John Morrison, not Dolph. And it was for the US Championship.

IC title sucks.

 

[bean breath]

paige looks tight

Now Serp is talking about Paige's pussy.

I wonder if she's down with the swirl.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

We all know Cena is a combination of SFA3 Bison and Gill.

He's not as cool as them though.

Nah. Cena is Jack from Tekken.

-big dude
-robotic
-was once called "Prototype" and "P"
-plodding striking
-looks silly flying but sometimes does it anyway
-only little kids like Jack

 

[ViewtifulJC]

And it was for the US Championship.

heh, remember that old thing

 

[bean breath]

Has Raw been dogshit? I decided not to watch live tonight.

Dean Ambrose called Randy Orton a creampuff.

Wyatt apparently had a great promo but damn if any of his fans here could recall anything he said.

 

[Future Foundation]

<3 <3

 

[blackaroni]

<3 <3

Bless you.

 

[PInk Tape]

And it was for the US Championship.

*tumbleweed rolls in*

 

[bean breath]

Big Show has been with the WWE for 15 years.

In that time, I can not think of a single memorable feud he's had.

That one with Cody Rhodes where he highlighted all the times Big Show did humiliating stuff at Wrestlemania and coined a new meaning to the term "Big Show".

 

[Serpentine]

let's not leave out the Tag Team Championship. The Rhodes Brothers stopped having any kind of story after they won the belts and now they're jobbers. they didn't even get pinned by the Usos' finisher

The Marine
12 Rounds
Legendary
Fred: The Movie
Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
Camp Fred
Psych
Scooby Doo: Wrestlemania Mystery

Yeah, can't act at all.

wow way to leave out his breathtaking performance in The Reunion

Now Serp is talking about Paige's pussy.

I wonder if she's down with the swirl.

i-i just meant i thought she looked cool, i swear

 

[bean breath]

WWE cameraman even sizing up those legs

BronsonLee likes blondes, I suppose.

 

[Vylash]

<3 <3

booooooooooooooo

we want rusev!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

heh, remember that old thing

*tumbleweed rolls in*

http://37.media.tumblr.com/e360086e387a1a4542f003c68aff4245/tumblr_n4ev64bIsg1saykaxo1_250.gif[

<3 <3

Lana Keibler >>>>

 

[KissVibes]

What the hell?

Let's see a picture of you, Shark Johnson. You want to talk shit about John Cena? Put your money where your mouth is.

I'm not a public figure representing a million dollar company. John Cena is and he wears terribly fitting suits.

 

[bean breath]

I sometimes wonder how old people in this thread are. Some of you guys need to get out more and stop being so fucking pervy and gross every time a diva is on the screen. It's embarrassing to even be a part of this thread at times.

Buddy, it's 2014. Interracial relationships are not a big deal. Frankly, your reaction is cause for concern.

 

[lovely ladies]

Nah. Cena is Jack from Tekken.

-big dude
-robotic
-was once called "Prototype" and "P"
-plodding striking
-looks silly flying but sometimes does it anyway
-only little kids like Jack

Haha, good call.

 

[KissVibes]

Must you take the Lord's name in vain so much, Shark?

I've been born again. Thank you.

 

[bean breath]

Man, the quality of posting around here is taking a dump.

I think it's time to Future Endeavor some people, and send a few more back down to developmental, just to send a message to the rest of the roster.

I'll try harder next week.

 

[Sokantish]

Someone here promised Bo debuting tonight, what gives?

 

[bean breath]

I'm missing raw, any shooks tonight?

Emma has a cobra sock.

 

[bean breath]

Berried like Shari.

 

[PInk Tape]

The only recentish US champs I can remember off the top of my head are Dolph, Bryan, Ambrose, Cesaro, Kofi, Miz, and I think Ryder had it at some point (which is a miracle in its own right).

I remember Bryan's pretty well because of those amazeball matches he had with Dolph and Dibiase...