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[MultiJhonny]

Seriously. They seem too long of a fruit to me. This is nothing sexual at all or anything, but simply they seem too long. This may seem silly to some but everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end even though I like the taste of them. Maybe some weird combination of the taste and texture... Does anyone else have a problem like this with bananas?

 

[Rich!]

Not long enough

 

[oti]

Nein

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

So this is your first thread huh?

 

[Red_taiyaki]

Can never be too long

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

this thread is bananas

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Longer than the Witcher 3

 

[DJ_Lae]

Buy smaller ones?

It'd be easier to handle a 6 incher than some 10+ inch monstrosity.

 

[Kelas]

They come in a variety of sizes you know.

 

[andycapps]

What would you say is the perfect size for you?

 

[PulseONE]

It depends on how experienced you are.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

No but bannananananananananas are

 

[Septimus Prime]

What does screen resolution have to do with length?

 

[randomhugs]

Someone post the longest banana!

 

[MultiJhonny]

So this is your first thread huh?

This question has sadly been on my mind since I ate one earlier today. I had to get it out somehow and see if anyone else felt the same

 

[CharminUltra]

.

 

[PorygonVandal]

Not as big was watermelons

 

[SocksAndShoes]

 

[Thorakai]

See normally when someone uses the phrase "does anyone else have a problem like this" I roll my eyes because of course someone out there has the same issue, there are too many people out there for it not to be the case.

But this time? I can certainly believe you are the only one with this problem.

 

[Idba]

It'd be easier to handle a 6 incher than some 10+ inch monstrosity.

Context is everything.

 

[FloatOn]

are my coconuts too big?

 

[Squalor]

Seriously. They seem too long of a fruit to me. This is nothing sexual at all or anything...

 

[flkraven]

I hear that girls barely care about length anyways

 

[Phreaker]

I try to buy smaller ones tbh. When they are too big I don't want the whole thing, so yes?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[PJV3]

Designed by god, how can you say such a thing.

 

[Ultimadrago]

Expand Dong Banana?

 

[MultiJhonny]

Quite sure.

Just bananas have this weird combination that makes me feel sick by the end of them

 

[John Kowalski]

It's ok op. I threw up the first time i tried deepthroat too.

 

[randomhugs]

This could probably still be longer.

 

[Exotoro]

Is this a parody

 

[Nafai1123]

Would you say you're intimidated by their length?

 

[MrToughPants]

7 inches seems to be the sweet spot, even then many complain it's still too big and more than a mouthful.

 

[Cyan]

I've got good news for you OP. The cavendish banana isn't the only kind of banana out there.

Spoiler

Also, no. Their length and girth are just right. *eyebrow waggle*

 

[Akainu]

Seriously. They seem too long of a fruit to me. This is nothing sexual at all or anything, but simply they seem too long. This may seem silly to some but everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end even though I like the taste of them. Maybe some weird combination of the taste and texture... Does anyone else have a problem like this with bananas?

What are you shoving it down your throat?

 

[MIMIC]

They're too yellow if anything.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I eagerly await for the time you question if oranges are too round.

 

[TheGrue]

 

[MultiJhonny]

What are you shoving it down your throat?

No I take small bites. Its weird

I eagerly await for the time you question if oranges are too round.

na we cool

 

[Mostmanlyman]

Nope not to long for what I use them for.

Spoiler

i just eat them

 

[RC]

I'm starting to think the OP just swallows his banna's whole.

In this case OP you can use your teeth.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Bananas used to be a lot longer. Most of the best ones where wiped out. The "Gros Michel". ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana )


besides bananas are for scale.

 

[Brakke]

why didn't we make this guy a member earlier?

this is my favorite thread.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Wonder what the worlds most handsome Gorilla thinks of this?

 

[acheron_xl]

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

 

[How About No]

So this is your first thread huh?

You never forget the first time you the whole banana

 

[Beant]

I know what you are saying. Some of them are definitely too big, and I cant get the whole thing down without wanting to gag. I tend to try to stick to the smaller ones.

 

[MultiJhonny]

See with this I wish I had stephen's stomach since that is just too much banana at once

Once again not sexual