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[Gordon Shumway]

First, why did you bring up sex!? lol..

Sex..

 

[Squalor]

See with this I wish I had stephen's stomach since that is just too much banana at once

Once again not sexual

So the problem isn't bananas.

It's your punk-ass stomach.

First, why did you bring up sex!? lol..

Sex..

It was a Freudian banana.

 

[MultiJhonny]

So the problem isn't bananas.

It's your punk-ass stomach.

Maybe... But it can handle pretty much everything.

 

[besada]

It's not about length, it's about girth.

 

[TheOMan]

I've got good news for you OP. The cavendish banana isn't the only kind of banana out there.

Spoiler

Also, no. Their length and girth are just right. *eyebrow waggle*

Plantains aren't bananas though.

 

[sixteen-bit]

they're fine imo

 

[MrToughPants]

Plantains aren't bananas though.

Don't be racist just because they're another colour and twice as big as your regular banana.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

It's not about length, it's about girth.

 

[Exotoro]

They need to be about a foot and a half long imo

 

[Rest]

Buy smaller bananas.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Maybe you should try cut ones.

 

[Slackbladder]

When I was in Japan I was amazed at how big their bananas were! A good 10" or more! And almost blemish free. Incredible! As a matter of fact most of their fruit was huge. I thought they preferred things small and dainty

 

[Tesseract]

don't just stare at it, eat

 

[Bodacious]

"banana not sexual" first image.

pretty much.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Buy smaller bananas.

I wasn't in control of this particular purchase of bananas

 

[Toki767]

Are you choking trying to get the whole thing down your throat OP? You can bite it off you know.

 

[Timeaisis]

This thread is too long.

 

[Sai-kun]

I guess improve your deep throating skills?

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Guess they can't be in Super Smash Bros. then.

 

[railGUN]

A bit off-topic, but I just found out "baby carrots" are just regular carrots that didn't make the cut, and are then lathed into "babies".

Blew my mind.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I've got some bad news, OP. You might want to sit down for this.

You don't like bananas.

 

[Bread]

they're as long as god needed them to be

 

[Slime Scholar]

I should eat more bananas. They always spoil a little too fast, though.

This is nothing sexual at all or anything

If you're sure.

 

[TheOMan]

A bit off-topic, but I just found out "baby carrots" are just regular carrots that didn't make the cut, and are then lathed into "babies".

Blew my mind.

Yeah, baby carrots are a sham.

 

[Exotoro]

When I was in Japan I was amazed at how big their bananas were! A good 10" or more! And almost blemish free. Incredible! As a matter of fact most of their fruit was huge. I thought they preferred things small and dainty

How's girth?

 

[Bodacious]

they're as long as god needed them to be

 

[Clydefrog]

Apple and/or ice cream bananas. If you can find these, OP, you will love me.

 

[enanogrande]

This Minions guerrilla marketing campaign is something else man, even GAF can't hide from it.

 

[Grym]

too damn thick too

 

[plasmawave]

I want a banana sword.

 

[Suikoguy]

I love how that entire argument becomes moot after one single picture:
http://i.imgur.com/Vyf43m2.jpg

 

[Guevara]

I've got good news for you OP. The cavendish banana isn't the only kind of banana out there.

Spoiler

Also, no. Their length and girth are just right. *eyebrow waggle*

Cavendish are the worst bananas. I get that they are easy to grow and ship, but others are way more banana-y.

 

[The Lamonster]

I know they're healthy. I don't get enough fruit. But sometimes, bananas make me gag and really gross me out...especially the strings.

I can usually only bear to eat half of one. I'm with you, OP.

 

[triplestation]

they come in many sizes, dont see the problem here

 

[Ganzlinger]

This is the most "first world problems" case I've ever seen

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I really, really look forward to your work in the future. This is the best thread all day

 

[Dimmle]

my new favorite thread

 

[Squalor]

It's not the size of the banana. It's the motion down the throation.

 

[Deified Data]

If they were, what would you do about it?

 

[Deleted member 80556]

They're fine. It's just you OP.

 

[GeekyDad]

...everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end...

Are you trying to eat the whole fucking thing in one bite? Then yeah, it would be too long. But no, I have no problem with them. I eat about five or six a day, every day, as part of my diet. They're great staple foods that stave off cravings. Stop trying to test your gag reflexes, and go one bite at a time.

 

[Bacon]

Are you measuring from the base up or tip down?

 

[Peltz]

Is water too wet? Is air too airy?

Bananas are just fine OP. Deal with it.

 

[Squalor]

Is water too wet? Is air too airy?

Bananas are just fine OP. Deal with it.

That doesn't make sense. He didn't ask if bananas were too banana-y.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Are you trying to eat the whole fucking thing in one bite? Then yeah, it would be too long. But no, I have no problem with them. I eat about five or six a day, every day, as part of my diet. They're great staple foods that stave off cravings. Stop trying to test your gag reflexes, and go one bite at a time.

See that's the damn thing!! I eat it one bite at a time. By the end I am literally sick and tired of it but there is just like a bite or two left and feel like I have to finish it.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

This song by Hugh Laurie was written for you, OP.
Too Long Johnny

 

[hidys]

Peel Slowly and See.

 

[Messofanego]

Seriously. They seem too long of a fruit to me. This is nothing sexual at all or anything, but simply they seem too long. This may seem silly to some but everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end even though I like the taste of them. Maybe some weird combination of the taste and texture... Does anyone else have a problem like this with bananas?

I couldn't read OP without saying "that's what she said" out loud.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Ring, ring ring ring ring

They come in bunches.

 

[Hoje0308]

Are you sure length it's the length? Girth will make every inch of those things easier or harder to handle.