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[MultiJhonny]

What ripeness are you eating your bananas at? If they're not spotting yet, they're not going to be sweet; they'll be starchy and not very good. Wait 'til they ripen well before eating. That's the same for most fruit, really.

Quite ripe. Oh I am sure of it

 

[Aizo]

Not long enough

For what?

 

[foxuzamaki]

BananaS is like tentacles to me, I can no longer separate the word with the sexual connotation.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Designed by god, how can you say such a thing.

Damnit. I wanted to make that joke

 

[HarryKS]

I can't watch a woman eat a banana. I've come across this situation a few times. I have to turn away.

 

[TheContact]

What the hell is the OP trying to deepthroat bananas or something ? What a weird complaint

 

[American Eskimo]

They come in fun size packaging too

 

[dh4niel]

Seriously. They seem too long of a fruit to me. This is nothing sexual at all or anything, but simply they seem too long. This may seem silly to some but everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end even though I like the taste of them. Maybe some weird combination of the taste and texture... Does anyone else have a problem like this with bananas?

Lies! Your banana not long enough, OP?

 

[PJV3]

Damnit. I wanted to make that joke

I'm still not sure that video is real, god knows.

 

[wrowa]

Bananas are great ... if they wouldn't cause me heartburn every time I eat one. >_>

 

[Sparkedglory]

No

 

[dvdjamm]

 

[SolidusDave]

"banana not sexual" first image.

pretty much.

hahaha that banana case seems to be pretty popular around here. Some of my female coworkers have it and I make an inappropriate remark every time I see one

 

[Vamp]

What do you mean bananas are long? You shouldn't eat the whole banana with one bite, you know that right?

 

[Replicant]

they're fine

He really wants the D not the B. Easy mistake to make.

10/10. I need Minions Nendoroid. All other minions figurines have been abysmal.

 

[soepje]

On the topic of bananas. Does anyone ever use a banana container like this? I still see them on sale all over the place but i've never seen anyone using it. They seem so impractical, you really need the perfect banana to fit in the box.

 

[liliththepale]

So this is a tag fishing thread, right?

 

[scabro]

they seem just right to me, Jon

 

[gaugebozo]

.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

It'd be easier to handle a 6 incher than some 10+ inch monstrosity.

 

[Hollycat]

The basic premise of this thread amuses me to no end

 

[MaxiLive]

This may seem silly to some but everytime I eat one I feel like I might throw up by the end even though I like the taste of them.

You are supposed to take bites not have it all in one go! Heh.

Nah, its probably just the texture putting you off after taking a few bites.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

Off-topic does my head in. Again.

 

[KDR_11k]

To be fair the wild banana is very short and thick, its cultivar form was bred for length instead.

 

[King Cobra]

Not at all.

 

[Laughing Banana]

They're just perfect as is.

 

[VaultBoy101]

They're just perfect as is.

Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
(Today, 06:35 AM)

I'm on to you.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

banana cream pie?

Exactly

 

[TCRS]

 

[oti]

The bigger the banana the more

Spoiler

ice

cream you can get out of it.

 

[Rest]

"banana not sexual" first image.

pretty much.

Whoa, that's not a dildo. I guess Google gave you the right result?

 

[PodcastFips]

Well, someone already bent them. Just imagine how long bananas were, if they were straight.

 

[Troubled Bat]

This thread pleases me.

 

[Bodacious]

Whoa, that's not a dildo. I guess Google gave you the right result?

Correct. Neither the banana(s) in the picture, the case containing it, nor the female person are sexual.

 

[FStop7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoOrOTkVCaE

Push bananas up his ass.
Push bananas up his ass.

 

[vatstep]

This thread made me really want a banana, so I had one today. Bought another for tomorrow, too. Both reeeaaally long.

 

[lethial]

What a weirdo.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Do you feel inadequate around bananas?

 

[ipitydatfu]

They come in fun size packaging too

word

get ahold of these chodes

 

[dr3upmushroom]

It's not about length, it's about girth.

.

 

[SilentRacoon]

They are long enough to enjoy the moment.

Spoiler

Just wanted an excuse to post this gif.

 

[Bitanator]

What ripeness are you eating your bananas at? If they're not spotting yet, they're not going to be sweet; they'll be starchy and not very good. Wait 'til they ripen well before eating. That's the same for most fruit, really.

I like mine just before they start getting too sweet so when they are yellow and on the verge of getting spotted when I eat them by themselves. I'll toss the ripe bananas in a smoothy and peanut butter banana sandwiches though

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

 

[gaiages]

They're too yellow if anything.

Racist. You should love and tolerate all bananas, regardless of their skin color.

 

[Bodacious]

They are long enough to enjoy the moment.

Spoiler

Just wanted an excuse to post this gif.

I laughed harder at this movie, and this moment in particular, than probably any film I've watched in the last 10 years. Josh Brolin deserved an Oscar.

 

[bananas]

Fuck you.

 

[titiklabingapat]

Fuck you.

Lol.

Do we have usernames for everything?

 

[Polioliolio]

I've been single for going on 5 months now.. I actually received a hint of arousal while pulling off the sticker wrapping that held all the bananas together..

It was just like pulling panties off a nice pair of legs, I kid you not.

But in the end, they're only bananas...

 

[Beelzebufo]

Nah dude, the problem is some are too short. You gotta go for the huge and thick ones. Yummm

 

[yamo]

Are bananas too bent? They just seem so curved to me.