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[kirby_fox]

Size doesn't matter, it's how you use the banana.

Maybe try making a peanut butter banana sandwich or banana pudding.

 

[Peltz]

That doesn't make sense. He didn't ask if bananas were too banana-y.

Of course he didn't.

Banana-y-ish bananas are the best.

 

[Seanspeed]

What is the evolutionary explanation for the shape of a banana anyways?

Honest question.

 

[rexor0717]

I usually get the smallest bananas at the store.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

It's not about length, it's about girth.

 

[lobdale]

This is an excellent Friday-with-an-hour-left-of-work thread.

 

[Currygan]

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Never thought about it, they seem the right size OP.

 

[PJV3]

What is the evolutionary explanation for the shape of a banana anyways?

Honest question.

The banana disproves evolution.

 

[partyphone]

before it went extinct the last banana we got was larger.

 

[Squalor]

What is the evolutionary explanation for the shape of a banana anyways?

Honest question.

Banana plants grow tall and upright. Bananas grow in bunches from the plant. The bunches are called "hands."

There's also this phenomenon called "negative geotropism." In response to gravity, the bananas curve in the bunches back toward the sky. This helps prevent them from getting too long and unwieldy.

 

[Always-honest]

You can bite pieces of it.

 

[hidys]

Ring, ring ring ring ring

They come in bunches.

I've got my hunches.

 

[Squalor]

You can bite pieces of it.

He said that by the time he finishes a whole banana, which is irrelevant to how small his bites are, that his stomach hurts.

 

[TheClimaxan]

It's never too long.

 

[Messofanego]

Banana plants grow tall and upright. Bananas grow in bunches from the plant. The bunches are called "hands."

There's also this phenomenon called "negative geotropism." In response to gravity, the bananas curve in the bunches back toward the sky. This helps prevent them from getting too long and unwieldy.

Squalor
Banana Expert
(Today, 09:58 PM)

 

[T.O.P]

they're fine

 

[nampad]

 

[Walter White Walker]

I always buy the shorter bananas. The long ones are just too much banana, especially for my kids who wouldn't be able to eat more than half of one of those.

 

[PJV3]

I really want banana fritters now.

 

[True Savior]

I've had the complaint before.

 

[Ashhong]

You know, the other day I was on my last bite of my banana and it actually did seem like too much. I need to start buying shorter bananas.

 

[Roo]

I like that banana ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

 

[Thequietone]

You are not supposed to deep throat it.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Wonder what the worlds most handsome Gorilla thinks of this?

I too would like to hear gorilla senpais thoughts on this

 

[moeman]

OP you might be allergic to bananas. Are you allergic to latex?

 

[OmniGamer]

I've got good news for you OP. The cavendish banana isn't the only kind of banana out there.

Spoiler

Also, no. Their length and girth are just right. *eyebrow waggle*

I've just seen, and eaten, red bananas for the first time this year, here in Puerto Rico. I just got some on Wednesday from a friend of my partner and made a smoothie with them.

 

[IrishNinja]

Not long enough

fuckin' THANK YOU

 

[Wag]

 

[3phemeral]

"banana not sexual" first image.

pretty much.

Shouldn't that technically be "Banana -sexual"?:

 

[InfiniteBento]

Fuck bananas

 

[Tesseract]

bananas are what god's semen tastes like

yup

indeed

 

[Messofanego]

Fuck bananas

Shouldn't that technically be "Banana -sexual"?:

XD

 

[Regiruler]

The problem I have with bananas is that if you try to open it once and fail, the top will be all mushy and you have to cut it off

Is water too wet? Is air too airy?

Bananas are just fine OP. Deal with it.

Where is laughing banana anyway

 

[Squalor]

Squalor
Banana Expert
(Today, 09:58 PM)

Hahaha. If I somehow ended up with this title, I'd probably be a little upset.

 

[Fancy Clown]

Mine sure is

 

[Nilaul]

You don't have to eat it all in one gulp.

 

[Unmasked Ferret]

I don't know, we need a banana for scale, please.

 

[GeekyDad]

See that's the damn thing!! I eat it one bite at a time. By the end I am literally sick and tired of it but there is just like a bite or two left and feel like I have to finish it.

What ripeness are you eating your bananas at? If they're not spotting yet, they're not going to be sweet; they'll be starchy and not very good. Wait 'til they ripen well before eating. That's the same for most fruit, really.

 

[diggmcbadass]

I guess that was enough gaf for today.

 

[Rentahamster]

They fit in my mouth just fine, thank you.

 

[Boss Doggie]

I disagree.

Also bananas have varieties.

 

[Calvero]

banana cream pie?

 

[ThisGuy]

They fit in my mouth just fine, thank you.

Hah, I bet they do.

 

[Jenenser]

what? bananas are great.
just 2 days ago i shoved 6 bananas in 3 hours down my throat.

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no but seriously, i ate 6 bananas in one sitting, followed by 500 grams of strawberryjohgurt. in my defense, i was high as a kite.

 

[Grazzt]

I like this thread

 

[Lord Thrappleper The 49th]

Are apples too round?

 

[quesalupa]

Yes OP! I like bananas but I totally get what you mean by wanting to throw up after them.

 

[sflufan]

This thread isn't REALLY about bananas, is it?

 

[Noobcraft]

Gros Michel's (Big Mikes) are a bit thinner than Cavendish bananas (standard bananas nowadays), and used to be the most common banana in the US until a disease wiped out most of the species in the 1950's. You were just born in the wrong time period OP.