a) you don't have a wifeThat's what I told my wife when she asked what I wanted for Christmas this year.
1) In my mind, I do.a) you don't have a wife
b) she absolutely did not request the slim model
Yes. but she has to have big tits, too!
Can't get tits if you remoove that swerve the ps5 has.Yes. but she has to have big tits, too!
I'm sure Amazon/Ebay will be able to ship body pillows more akin to your tastes.2) I asked for a slim model that I can make sex with in bed.
Yes, not going to be buying launch consoles when I know that there will be Pro/Slim versions. Launch lineup is crap for both consoles anyway.
You just said all the exact things I have been thinking. A digital only Xbox would be amazing but it wouldn't be half the size hahaYeah, the PS5 is too damn huge and ugly, and has no interesting exclusives, but will be stacked with them ~3 years from today when Slim shows up.
XSX on the other hand is more OK to my taste, but it's still a shame MS didn't made a digital-only console, which should be abouthalf of the size. Nevertheless I'll be getting one due to the LG promo, but if there will be a Slim model somwhere down the line, preferably similar to 1X design, I'll most likely switch to it.
As long as you get a disc drive version, inserting your peepee will not be an issue.1) In my mind, I do.
2) I asked for a slim model that I can make sex with in bed.