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[Dead Prince]

I should also add that my ring finger is much longer, so I'm apparently hot.




Mine's still longer than your's.

it's not the size.... ;P

 

[parrotbeak]

Half inch. Hot?

 

[Poyunch]

My ring finger is almost as long as my middle finger. Is this good?

 

[Dali]

My ring finger is almost as long as my middle finger. Is this good?

According to the pictures on the first page, only if you like penis.

 

[Merguson]

Sweet I am a real macho man.

 

[JDSN]

Oh great, now I have to lie about this measure too.

 

[Phenomic]

Oh great, now I have to lie about this measure too.

Haha this made me laugh out loud. You are not alone good sir I too have to lie about this finger thing, so you are not alone.

 

[skyfinch]

I was going to measure my fingers but ended up sniffing them instead. Was that wrong?

 

[narwhalSTAB]

I've never noticed, but after reading this thread I measured. My ring finger is nearly 3cm longer than my index finger. Worship me ladies.

 

[McLovin]

Pretty big gap on my fingers... ::thinks about how long its been since he got laid::
.... yup sounds about right
But its longer then my 2nd finger so I guess I still have hope.

 

[Jokergrin]

I once saw a guy on the Daily Show who said men with "female (index longer than ring)" hands were far more likely to be homosexual. (The man who said it was a pro-gay rights geneticist, and a gay man, so he was dead serious)

*Looks at hand*

..damn

 

[Kinyou]

They are almost the same length...

 

[parrotbeak]

*Looks at hand*

..damn

 

[Mister Zimbu]

Unfortunately, having lost my ring finger in a workshop accident, I can never love again.

 

[parrotbeak]

Unfortunately, having lost my ring finger in a workshop accident, I can never love again.

That's a shocker.

 

[CrazyDude]

Ha, it seems like my ring finger is longer then my index finger, but it looks the opposite. What is wrong with my hands GAF?

 

[Misterinenja]

Ringfinger is 2cm longer. Who would've known?

 

[roll456]

Mine's just over a half inch. Meh. I have big hands though, don't know if it makes a difference. Just over 8 inches from middle finger tip to wrist.

 

[SouthernDragon]

I declare this to be false.

 

[nubbe]

I once saw a guy on the Daily Show who said men with "female (index longer than ring)" hands were far more likely to be homosexual. (The man who said it was a pro-gay rights geneticist, and a gay man, so he was dead serious)

fuck, i can't unsee it now

 

[Davedough]

Mine are just about equal. Yay for being perfectly mediocre.

 

[bengraven]

it's not the size.... ;P

LOL

 

[Dali]

That's a shocker.

You got a smirk out of me. Good one.

 

[Brannon]

My right hand says I'm handsome, but my left hand says I'm average. Hmm...

 

[nib95]

That's quite interesting, as my ring finger is noticeably longer than my index finger. Same on both hands.

 

[poweld]

That's quite interesting, as my ring finger is noticeably longer than my index finger. Same on both hands.

Long ring finger, symmetrical face, deep voice, smelly... I must be like a genetically engineered super-stud.





Or the exception to the rule.

 

[Slayer-33]

I am safely in the macho zone lol.

 

[Devolution]

"All the better to finger you with my dear."

 

[Haly]

Oh hm, I guess they're petty even.

And I'm effeminate by most standards.

Science redeemed!

 

[Salmonax]

What is this, neo-phrenology?

 

[Smithy C]

Exactly the same. Dangnabit.

 

[Uchip]

this is one retarded study
they could have researched something at least a little bit useful?

 

[Johnlenham]

I once saw a guy on the Daily Show who said men with "female (index longer than ring)" hands were far more likely to be homosexual. (The man who said it was a pro-gay rights geneticist, and a gay man, so he was dead serious)

Female Hands D:

 

[CrazyDude]

My right hand says I'm handsome, but my left hand says I'm average. Hmm...

The right side of your face is handsome, and the left side of your face is average.

 

[Kurtofan]

this is one retarded study
they could have researched something at least a little bit useful?

It may not be very useful, but at least it's handy.

 

[Cwarrior]

Yes 2cm,so happy to find out my weird fingers are a blessing not a curse.

Now to run outside and show some chicks

 

[Baby Milo]

ring finger longer on both hands

Sexy!

 

[Raynes]

ahh jeez... : /

 

[Zzoram]

I once saw a guy on the Daily Show who said men with "female (index longer than ring)" hands were far more likely to be homosexual. (The man who said it was a pro-gay rights geneticist, and a gay man, so he was dead serious)

well if it indicates exposure to less testosterone in the womb, when gender is set, there could be something to that. not enough testosterone to set male sexual preference in the brain or something.

 

[elitehebrew]

1/2 inch longer ring fingers.

 

[Uchip]

It may not be very useful, but at least it's handy.

ok i lol'd

damnit who posted that disturbing elephantitis hand
fuck you

 

[-Silver-]

WTF? Everyone is going on about centimetres, mine's in millimetres. 3mm. I'm just gonna consider all this BS.

 

[Prine]

Oh great, now I have to lie about this measure too.

Unlike your genitals, its out in the open. Im going to scoping out real men with this new information lol

 

[astroturfing]

who wants to chop two index fingers?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

WTF? Everyone is going on about centimetres, mine's in millimetres. 3mm. I'm just gonna consider all this BS.

girlyman.

1/2 inch longer ring fingers.

same here.

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

I once saw a guy on the Daily Show who said men with "female (index longer than ring)" hands were far more likely to be homosexual. (The man who said it was a pro-gay rights geneticist, and a gay man, so he was dead serious)

But.. but... I like girls

One friend turned homsexual this week (I kid you not, he always have said he liked women, dont know if he was always lying though, didnt seem so at first glance), will look his fingers now :lol

 

[Uchip]

But.. but... I like girls

One friend turned homsexual this week (I kid you not, he always have said he liked women, dont know if he was always lying though, didnt seem so at first glance), will look his fingers now :lol

he turned? like a vampire?

 

[The Technomancer]

Yeah, mine are almost identical. Less then a millimeter.

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

he turned? like a vampire?

Well, he says he was not at first, so I dont think saying "he turned" is something bad.
I have homosexual friends so im not homophobic or anything like that.

 

[Gaborn]

he turned? like a vampire?

"Damn, Rooster, you mean you don't know what makes a man gay?" Dillon paused, and Jamie could tell he was building up to something. Finally, Dillon said, "Okay, I'll tell you, but this has to stay between us. I was bitten."

Rooster scratched his head. "Bitten? What the hell are you talking about, Carver?"

"Just what I said. You asked me what turned me queer, and now I'm telling you. I was walking home alone late one night, when out of nowhere, this rabid homosexual jumped me and bit me right on the ass. I tried to fight him off, but you know those homos have superhuman strength. Anyway, he bit me on my left cheek, then took off. The whole thing shook me up, but I thought I was gonna be okay. It took me a few weeks to notice the changes. At first the signs were subtle: the sudden urge to redecorate my room, the uncontrollable desire to do Megan's hair. Then, as the phases of the moon progressed, I noticed other things: the need to wear lace panties, the insane hope of one day owning my own flower shop. Before I knew it, I was jacking off six times a day to pictures of Brad Pitt and Russell Crowe. Of course, I won't be a full fledged gay boy until I bite someone else and pass on the 'dark gift.'" Dillon stood up, causing Jamie's arm to fall away. "Hey, Rooster, you wanna be my first convert? If I turn just four people, I win like a toaster oven or something."

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