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WHAT THUMBTACK JACK WORKS FOR WWE
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August Wrasslin' |OT| Make a.. make a good...uh...a good wrestling thread
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PHOENIXZERO
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If Rusev was Samoan he'd be a multi-time world champion at this point.
a #broken record
Well this is the WWE, not the pet-rescue centre. All the crowd's going to see is Becky using the Disarm-her to lay out Eva like the um, female-dog, that she is.
Arrowgigantic
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A draw for creeps
worked for bayley
Becky Lynch has that market on lock.
And let's face it, Sasha.
Friends, I've just realised something.
...I think there may be a misogyny problem in the world of professional wrestling.
Just teach her the figure four over the ring post and send Becky out on a stretcher. She doesn't need any other moves.
BewareTheBatsie
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Kane and Eva need to team up. The Devil's Favorite Demon and All-Red Everything could take the world by storm. They even have the same lighting!
Book it.
Book it.
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Deleted member 47027
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It's an unfortunate intersection. She's not meant to appeal to those dudes, but those dudes are there.
Those dudes are always there. Waiting.... Watching... Doing other things most likely...
BewareTheBatsie
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That one "Can I Get A Hug" Bayley shirt proves WWE know what kind of fanbase Bayley has and they are gonna make that large amount of dollar from it.
Nocturnowl
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The Russian, Bulgarian, Samoan and American hero, Rusev.
The Kane cycle is due another Woman's storyline, maybe she can get her own mask to look less expressionless.
It's either this or a tag team, Kanelisto would be a good..uh...a good tag thing.
wouldn't be the first time something is marketed and made for young girls, yet somehow "those dudes" become the main audience
BewareTheBatsie
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Kalisto's doing fine with his obvious pre-show Baron Corbin match for Summerslam.
See?! He's great!
Nocturnowl
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serenewarfare
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Women who are popular bring out the creeps. Welcome to every female celebrity ever.
I'm sure creepy doll collectors are drawn to her creepy, dead, doll eyes, but that's about it.
blackaroni
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This thread continues to be a mess. Sad!
Zero fucks given. How many more years before they finally push him?
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Deleted member 47027
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Reminds me of the DC higher ups saying "Well sure it'd be cool to be more progressive, but let's face facts, our biggest demographic that pays the bills are 35-60 year old neckbeards. So draw Catwoman so you can see her tits and ass at the same time, fuck you. We gotta eat."
If he keeps bashing his own head in? It's more like: "How many more years before he's a paraplegic"
This is a stupid stupid stupid stupid forever spot. No need to do it. If you want blood, slicing your forehead open with a blade is far preferable.
Shibata is going to head up this NOAH invasion thing and was crazy over from it last night, got to main event a bunch of G1 shows this year and has a belt finally. He's getting pushed.
blackaroni
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Damn, I went from top 10 to klonere/DM status in only a week.
serenewarfare
Banned
Shibata is probably literally killing himself for a company that won't even give him a legit push.
No, a NEVER belt is not a legit push.
No, a NEVER belt is not a legit push.
Apparently HBK has moved his family to Florida and is going to be an NXT trainer. Should be good for the guys there.
Dude can even teach them to sell their own hits.
But isnt Shawn a terrible teacher?
I'm sure Go will tell you what great things await you after a NOAH tour
They have plenty of other trainers at Full Sail. Shawn can focus on his strengths when it comes to teaching. He doesn't need to cover everything.
Regal's there too, the team that moulded Bryan and Kendrick. I ain't complaining if we get more of those two.
Lance whatshisface wasn't completely without merit either.
Politics is a very important skill.
Shibata had a terribly underwhelming G1 and that angle on the last night saved the whole tour for him.
They all need to stop doing the headbutt spots right now, they are just so incredibly stupid. At least deathmatch spots have more spectacle to them than a dull thud.
Go has had like 3 failed ace runs now compared to Shibata's "fuck you" booking. It's an interesting dynamic!
slightconfuse
Banned
Just what was needs more,HBK clones
https://67.media.tumblr.com/2321508596c474e2eb58311b567b5921/tumblr_nixapdSjIN1renuivo1_500.gif
One of us was going to post it.
Edit: bannable? Ta for the heads up (no pun intended) - I want to keep my record unblemished.