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[Kaladin]

So it's an AJ Styles shirt. no thx

It doesn't even do a good job of relaying that piece of information!

 

[imBask]

So it's an AJ Styles shirt. no thx

Why would you don't want none?

 

[Apoc87]

I would let Nia Jax scissor my head any day.

Do you guys think that the clubs gonna go home with the straps on sunday?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I would let Nia Jax scissor my head any day.

Do you guys think that the clubs gonna go home with the straps on sunday?

New Day are definitely losing. That's my guess as to why Big-E was taken out. He's been presented as the powerhouse and strongest member of the team, so they could probably use his absence as the reason why they lose.

 

[imBask]

The fact that a t-shirt with a huge AJ Styles logo on it confuses a bunch of you says a lot about why WWE is the way it is now

 

[bjork]

I would let Nia Jax scissor my head any day.

 

[Kaladin]

The fact that a t-shirt with a huge AJ Styles logo on it confuses a bunch of you says a lot about why WWE is the way it is now

They haven't done much to connect AJ Styles with the P1 logo outside of his merch. He wears gloves that say P1 and I think it's on his Titon tron, but other than that you might miss it and not even know it's his logo.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The fact that a t-shirt with a huge AJ Styles logo on it confuses a bunch of you says a lot about why WWE is the way it is now

LOL

His P1 branding (Phenomenal One) is incredibly distinct, but sometimes its too much

 

[Angry Grimace]

99% of wrestling merch looks like ass, guys.

 

[imBask]

They haven't done much to connect AJ Styles with the P1 logo outside of his merch. He wears gloves that say P1 and I think it's on his Titon tron, but other than that you might miss it and not even know it's his logo.

and if they don't say Demon King 1000 time in 3h, you don't know who they're talking about either?

 

[Kaladin]

99% of wrestling merch looks like ass, guys.

It may look like ass, but it doesn't often read like someone with English as their second language wrote the copy for the shirt.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I think they're trying to incorporate the "They don't want none" line from AJ's theme song in that shirt, and tried to come up with a rhyme for the front. "IF IT AIN'T P1 THEY DON'T WANT NONE". If it ain't AJ Styles they don't want none? I kind of get it if they mean it as "If it ain't phenomenal they don't want none", but P1 has already been established as Phenomenal One. If it ain't phenomenal one they don't want none? That's implying that if it ain't AJ Styles they don't want none. Who is they? Other wrestlers? Do other wrestlers not want a part of wrestlers who aren't AJ Styles? Fans? Do the fans only want to see AJ Styles? That kind of makes sense, but again, his theme establishes the "they" to mean AJ's opponents. Again we're back to "If it ain't AJ Styles, his opponents don't want none" which means they don't want to fight anyone else?

Even the concept of "don't want none" is faulty, because it implies you want some (double negative, none is nothing, if you don't want nothing, you want something). So if it isn't Styles, you want it.

Which I agree with. If it isn't homophobic, I want it. If it isn't redneck, I want it. If it doesn't have stupid hair, I want it.

 

[bjork]

It may look like ass, but it doesn't often read like someone with English as their second language wrote the copy for the shirt.

Wasn't there some Rock or Billy Gunn shirt that said something about taking it up the ass? I forget, but I remember the image going around.

 

[wild wild rice]

and if they don't say Demon King 1000 time in 3h, you don't know who they're talking about either?

I didn't even watch Raw yet, but I'm guessing they're doubling the fuck down on the corny ass demon Balor. He looks cool in a leather jacket! Leave it at that!

 

[imBask]

I didn't even watch Raw yet, but I'm guessing they're doubling the fuck down on the corny ass demon Balor. He looks cool in a leather jacket! Leave it at that!

oh dawg, you're in for a wild ride. 1000 is an exageration, but noooot by that much

 

[bjork]

oh dawg, you're in for a wild ride. 1000 is an exageration, but noooot by that much

is it more or less than "9.99"

 

[Hasney]

99% of wrestling merch looks like ass, guys.

 

[Sephzilla]

Wait, the debuted the Demon on free TV?

 

[FlammableD]

every WWE 2k entrance feels more fake the more "effort" they put into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6R4pTsXijA

 

[bjork]

Wait, the debuted the Demon on free TV?

they also had a rusev/reigns match

6 days before their ppv match

 

[Fox318]

Bjork is busy wearing this

 

[imBask]

I think last night was RAW officially dropping the new era and going back to being itself, let's hope Smackdown doesn't

 

[slightconfuse]

Still hilarious that Vince's last ditch effort to keep punk was

You get to wrestle triple H at MANIA

 

[imBask]

Bjork is busy wearing this

I don't get it

who's "nashs"?
are they in new york?
where are they?
is this a café?
are they wrestlers chilling in a café?
i'm very confused right now

 

[Bluekaveli]

Let's send this to bjork

 

[Fox318]

every WWE 2k entrance feels more fake the more "effort" they put into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6R4pTsXijA

this is fucking horrible.

Would it have killed them to get big e to record dialogue for each city?

Also just like real life the ring announcer sucks

 

[miserable]

they also had a rusev/reigns match

6 days before their ppv match

shades of WCW

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?! Demon King?!

 

[slightconfuse]

Demon Kane

 

[Toki767]

Seth's nickname should just being "Freaking" cause he's always calling himself Seth "Freaking" Rollins

 

[imBask]

The monkey'n

 

[Razorskin]

HE'S A DEMON MAGGLE
HE'S A DEMON MAGGLE
HE'S A DEMON MAGGLE
HE'S A DEMON MAGGLE
HE'S A DEMON MAGGLE

 

[miserable]

a real shooter

 

[Data West]

Finn

 

[imBask]

September Wrasslin' |OT| demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king demon king

 

[Bluekaveli]

When we went to the show two weeks ago, the oldrr guybwas wearing a Rikishi shirt. I thought it was funny.

every WWE 2k entrance feels more fake the more "effort" they put into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6R4pTsXijA

This is hilarious

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

they also had a rusev/reigns match

6 days before their ppv match

And this is why I think the PPV schedule will inevitably fuck up stories even more.

Ah, just one month ago fans were raging over how great and new everything felt.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Gurrry]

Let's send this to bjork

I came here to post this exact image. I legit laughed out loud when I saw it.

 

[slightconfuse]

Wwe really,need new in house artist

 

[Zach]

: )

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL

 

[Kaladin]

Also, they made an alternative to the Nia Jax I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS shirt that reads "I'M NOT LIKE MOST" on front.

 

[imBask]

how was that stupid main event? I gave up an hour early because of DEMON KING

 

[Hasney]

I don't get it

who's "nashs"?
are they in new york?
where are they?
is this a café?
are they wrestlers chilling in a café?
i'm very confused right now

They are all characters the professional wrestler and innovator of the 1080 splash Kevin Nash played
It's basically a version of this, but with Nash's

 

[Keyser Soze]

WHY NOT DO SAMI VS CESARO BEST OF SEVEN INSTEAD? WHY?

 

[Bluekaveli]

I came here to post this exact image. I legit laughed out loud when I saw it.

Shit is t-rash.

 

[imBask]

They are all characters the professional wrestler and innovator of the 1080 splash Kevin Nash played
It's basically a version of this, but with Nash's

could you repeat that a couple hundred times? i'm a wrestling fan so you know...

 

[Zach]

I would wear this to a WrassleGAF meetup for some teeth-gnashin', hand-wringin' fun!

 

[slightconfuse]

Kevin Ass