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August Wrasslin' |OT| Make a.. make a good...uh...a good wrestling thread
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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These millennials 😔
Bath salts
Bluekaveli
Member
I think your boy whatever his name was the party guy fucked everyone's shit up at a party.
Sir_Crocodile
Member
Maybe it's something to combat her anxiety.
Feel really sorry for her, she had a good gimmick going.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Good way to react to getting your ass laughed at from all sides for not being able to legally test one guy (who was so obviously on roids space drones could tell he was doping): immediate random drug test for everyone else you legally can test
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
LOTS OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE.
FlammableD
Banned
El Pescado
Member
Pleeeeease let Eva's suspension be mentioned by her announcer at Summerslam. PLEASE.
I'll start posting less so I'm not held to the same wellness policy standards of other users.
I don't own a twitter. Low hanging fruit is there to be grabbed.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
We sat around and played Until Dawn!
PHOENIXZERO
Member
People still buy this shit...
I'm starting to imagine it's some diet or fat burner supplement like what happened years ago...
Bluekaveli
Member
It's OK Tom. You can lean on my shoulder. WHEN THE BEAST EATS YOU ALIVE!
WHY ARE WE YELLING!
notworksafe
Member
Dang so what happens to the SD women's match now? 2v2 instead or do they grab someone from NXT to sub in?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Bring back Bayley for another one night only stand, and then send her back down for another month
Jimmy King
Member
You guys got worked. Eva's clearly just trying to get out of her SummerSlam match.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
I'm sure everyone at Stamford is panicking at this latest development.
Perfect time to debut Asuka and just have her annihilate everyone.
notworksafe
Member
Not gonna lie, that was my first thought.
Bluekaveli
Member
YES
I'VE
LOST
MY
MIIIIIIIND!
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!
Well Alberto and Eva are both pretty damn lean. I guess maybe Paige was on it too? Can't tell as much since she isn't tan.
Sir_Crocodile
Member
Jesus christ, Scott Williams passed away, only 49. 
The autobiographies he co-wrote with wrestlers were so damn good.
The autobiographies he co-wrote with wrestlers were so damn good.
Bluekaveli
Member
12 years ago........ Advertising fat burners
12 years later....... SUSPENDED FOR FAT BURNERS!
serenewarfare
Banned
Bayley loses Saturday. Bayley debuts Sunday. The only problem is you want Bayley's full debut to be a bit bigger than a six person match probably on the pre-show.
They might just can the match considering it was probably a pre-show filler anyways.
SymbiantXenos
Member
September OT. Who's left.
Heh.
Bluekaveli
Member
Bayley would also be on the bad girls side, you don't want her to debut on that side.
serenewarfare
Banned
I think the next time Bayley comes up, it's for good. Don't want to set a precedent of NXT talent constantly showing up and going back down.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Probably coke or adderall. They don't suspend for weed. Although you'd have to be a damned fool to get popped for adderall after Adam Rose and Roman got suspended for it just this year.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I'm hoping this Eva Marie suspension is a work. Would be epic.
slightconfuse
Banned
Brock looks like a genious making himself a part timer
serenewarfare
Banned
Didn't think about that. Yeah, it can't be her. Could be Asuka, but I doubt it. In all likelihood, the match will just be cancelled.
Brock isn't as much a genius as he is just in a way better position to negotiate than anyone else not named Dwayne Johnson.
I can't imagine this Brooklyn show not being her last hoorah. She frankly should have just come up after Dallas, she's been spinning her wheels down there since then.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
September |OT| Ain't No Party Like A Del Rio Paige Party
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Aw man. Eva's been the best part since the draft happened. I was really looking forward to the Summerslam match because I knew there would be something fun involving the finish.
But holy shit the timing of this is kind of perfect with the way her story is going. Kayfabe Eva's so willing to avoid wrestling she'll get herself suspended.
But holy shit the timing of this is kind of perfect with the way her story is going. Kayfabe Eva's so willing to avoid wrestling she'll get herself suspended.
serenewarfare
Banned
Oh Brooklyn will definitely be her last Takeover. Meltzer said last month that she was planned to debut in September, but they could move that up if they wanted to.
PHOENIXZERO
Member
I forgot, it was Ricardo that supposedly got popped from a fat burner legally available at GNC. But thought years ago there was a story on how the "Wellness Policy" banned things like that which a lot of the women were using and caused supposed issues.
I thought of that and it would be masterful trolling but I think WWE take those announcements a little too seriously to create a story line wellness suspension.
I thought of that and it would be masterful trolling but I think WWE take those announcements a little too seriously to create a story line wellness suspension.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Maybe she went to a rave with Naomi and took some E.