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Podcast I'm listening to brought up an idea that Taker should have done a soul transfer with Lesnar, then dress Lesnar in black, not talk, and turn Paul Heyman into Paul Bearer.
 
Jeff's idea of good wrestling is stuff that isn't sustainable or even fun.

He would be the guy arguing for Kane to come out as doink the clown and win the divas title for a 2 week reign.
 

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Fuck the Oxford Dictionary.

"Language Matters".

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Jeff's idea of good wrestling is stuff that isn't sustainable or even fun.

He would be the guy arguing for Kane to come out as doink the clown and win the divas title for a 2 week reign.

Jeff is super jaded, but on the other side Dan will eat ANYTHING WWE gives him, which isn't that much better
 
Less than a month until the Stang era begins friends!!

I hope Sting wins, aligns with the nWo Authority and Rollins goes mute and hangs out in the rafters until the Rumble, and after winning that goes back into the rafters until Mania itself.

Also, lots of baseball bat pointing, please.
 
I hope Sting wins, aligns with the nWo Authority and Rollins goes mute and hangs out in the rafters until the Rumble, and after winning that goes back into the rafters until Mania itself.

Also, lots of baseball bat pointing, please.

But by the time January comes around, it's already Pointing-At-Wrestlemania-Sign season - you want to amplify it with baseball bats? That's crazy talk right there...
 
Derrick King looks like they pulled one of Sisqo's high school senior pictures
 
This is what we need to go to. Abra will be there as well.

This quote from the article is KILLING me though:

That's a high-quality low-quality line...

And I'm pretty sure my casual friend will want to go because she's in love with Rick Steiner... it'll be hilarious to see her reaction to current Rick Steiner. We may have to watch The Wrestler before attending, to get her in the right state of mind. Heh...

Are you guys splurging on front row or what?
 
TNA was incredibly boring this week. I mainly listened to it because I was doing some light programming and installing work but eventually I just watched the status bar climb up instead of really hearing what was going on. The last five minutes were pretty bonkers though.
 
“If I could get away with it ... I would give cigars to the girls, and we would have a smoky-feel, blood-and-bulls, knock-down, drag-out fight that’s not politically correct,” Cox said.

“And the people on the west coast and east coast would say ‘That’s what’s wrong with America today,’ and you and I both know that’s what’s right with America today. We’re going to show up. We’re going to give them a good time.”

Yikes.

We'll still probably go...
 
That's a high-quality low-quality line...

And I'm pretty sure my casual friend will want to go because she's in love with Rick Steiner... it'll be hilarious to see her reaction to current Rick Steiner. We may have to watch The Wrestler before attending, to get her in the right state of mind. Heh...

Are you guys splurging on front row or what?

Abra's gonna be on the show, so I'll just kinda figure out what I want to do. I don't NEED front row but I enjoy front row. Dunno!

Yikes.

We'll still probably go...

Yeah, when someone says they're specifically NOT going to be politically correct...eurgghhhh
 
Speaking of Rick Steiner...I keep forgetting he's coming to APW this weekend. I'll post a pic if I go and see the Doge Faced Gremlin.
 
Abra's gonna be on the show, so I'll just kinda figure out what I want to do. I don't NEED front row but I enjoy front row. Dunno!



Yeah, when someone says they're specifically NOT going to be politically correct...eurgghhhh

He's on the show?! Niiice. Is he doing it under the same magic gimmick?
 
Jeff is super jaded, but on the other side Dan will eat ANYTHING WWE gives him, which isn't that much better

I'll take Dan's acceptance to bad creative to Jeff wanting bad creative.

Jeff is the type of guy that would want Russo 1999-2000 booking. Like a Miss Elizabeth rape angle preventing Goldberg from being in the arena ending with a finger poke or building your main event around the shockmaster.
 
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looks like we're getting a male vs female main event in montreal!

I was 3 seconds into judging the sheer incompetence of spelling "Guarantee" incorrectly before I realized it wasn't in English.

Just saying that it was perfectly plausible to me that an indie wrestling promotion would have a prominent misspelling on its poster.
 
I'll take Dan's acceptance to bad creative to Jeff wanting bad creative.

Jeff is the type of guy that would want Russo 1999-2000 booking. Like a Miss Elizabeth rape angle preventing Goldberg from being in the arena ending with a finger poke or building your main event around the shockmaster.

couldn't we all settle on accepting good creative instead?
 
Ah sweet Jesus, there's a gun show going on at the same time... what a crowd it'll be...

Oh fuck, this is during our Gun Show?

Oh wow. Oh, wow. Uhh...wow..

Get me a time machine or give me a Backfist to the Future so I can attend. #IndiePosterThursday


A Hardcore Cowgirl!

Curtis Candy is an amazing name
 
ROSTER*
Scott SteinerR aka "Big Poppa Pump"
Rick Steiner
Big Vader
Big Vader's Nephew - Big "Cuzz"
Rakishi "WWE Hall of Famer"
Wild Bill Irwin
Brandon "the Brideless" Groom
Chavo Guerro Sr.
Tokyo Monster
Shawn Hernandez
Manimal
Rashee Brown
Moonshine
Chris Stevens
Cowboy
The Oklahoma Kid

Special Guest Referee
James Beard

Special Guest
Danny Hodge
Bill Watts

What am I getting myself into?

Oh fuck, this is during our Gun Show?

Oh wow. Oh, wow. Uhh...wow..

Get your battle flag ready.
 
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