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[Reneledarker]

Haha that Nia betrayal was so fucking obvious.



Yeah, tuned it just in time for my boy Dragon Lee.

Dragon Lee vs Negro Casas is a feud I want to see.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Here's the unedited version of the the Cena/Roman promo, check it before WWE lawyers nail it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=7MWgsYkJabA

 

[JohnDrake]

Who in their right mind would book a Nia/Alexa feud? I actually mostly enjoy WWE programming, but goddamn sometimes they really go full retard. What is the interest of that feud?!

 

[serenewarfare]

Who in their right mind would book a Nia/Alexa feud? I actually mostly enjoy WWE programming, but goddamn sometimes they really go full retard. What is the interest on that feud?!

Well, you see.... Nia is big.

 

[ChosenPredator]

they told roman to shoot and he kind of got stuck and then he proceeded to say whats on his mind to get murked by CENA forte, he's the god of the MIC.

 

[Pikma]

Xavier tweeted "...cool"

RIP

What happened?

 

[Brian_FETO]

Who in their right mind would book a Nia/Alexa feud? I actually mostly enjoy WWE programming, but goddamn sometimes they really go full retard. What is the interest on that feud?!

One of them big

Other one little

Uhhhhhh

Ya

 

[Bizazedo]

What happened to Xavier?

 

[SallyIsNow]

OwensIsNow, some jerk with the username Com Truise stole your avatar like a nief in the thight! I thought you had changed to something other than Zaju and I was sad.

I wish I could change my GAF name

 

[BananasWithGuns]

What happened?

What happened to Xavier?

Knee injury at a house show is the rumor going around at the moment.

 

[JohnDrake]

Well, you see.... Nia is big.

Vince's boner for big people is out of control.

Nia can't wrestle for shit.

 

[TimeEffect]

Womens division needs its own show and one title

Maybe even a tag title too

 

[Brian_FETO]

So does CMLL regularly stream their shows or is this a first

My experience with their streaming is basically NJPWorld saying "nah"

 

[Man God]

I wish I could change my GAF name

Just PM an Admin. People change their names all the time. There's a limit to their generosity though as one Wresslegaffer learned.

 

[serenewarfare]

Vince's boner for big people is out of control.

Nia can't wrestle for shit.

Well she's also legit related to The Rock.

So it's like a double whammy of Vince push boners.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

In this day and age, I consider the first person the first person to call the other a bitch to be the worse promo.

 

[JohnDrake]

One of them big

Other one little

Uhhhhhh

Ya

At least use a face as the little one. It would make more sense. But I guess no face in RAW is a hot blonde girl...

 

[Reneledarker]

So does CMLL regularly stream their shows or is this a first

My experience with their streaming is basically NJPWorld saying "nah"

They been streaming the Monday Puebla shows and Friday Arena Mexico shows for a while now.

 

[Oersted]

Xavier tweaked his knee. Ref made the X.

 

[serenewarfare]

At least use a face as the little one. It would make more sense. But I guess no face in RAW is a hot blonde girl...

I mean it depends on your definition of hot, but Dana Brooke is a babyface.

 

[Brian_FETO]

They been streaming the Monday Puebla shows and Friday Arena Mexico shows for a while now.

Neat. I'll have to keep an eye out

 

[PhantomZone]

Sharapova wins
Alexa Bliss wins

What a cruddy day

 

[Pikma]

So does CMLL regularly stream their shows or is this a first

My experience with their streaming is basically NJPWorld saying "nah"

They always do, sometimes their streams are garbage in terms of quality tho

 

[JohnDrake]

I mean it depends on your definition of hot, but Dana Brooke is a babyface.

My definition of hot doesn't put Dana on the same level of Alexa. Not even close 👀

 

[serenewarfare]

I saw Asuka get a decent match out of Nia once.

Now that feels like saying I saw the resurrection of Christ.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Just PM an Admin. People change their names all the time. There's a limit to their generosity though as one Wresslegaffer learned.

Is it time, Zach?

 

[Brian_FETO]

The CMLL dancing girls look like they're being held at gunpoint

Juice!

 

[Pikma]

Xavier tweaked his knee. Ref made the X.

Nooooooo

 

[Reneledarker]

Ja at Juice contemplating the dancing girls.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Womens division needs its own show and one title

Maybe even a tag title too

Because that worked last...

 

[mreddie]

Shocker Vince's barbie won the belt again. RAW is weird.

 

[Raw64life]

I had no idea the guy with the Trump supporter gimmick is Corey Graves brother. He's in this CMLL match with the NJPW guys.

 

[Tagyhag]

Shocker Vince's barbie won the belt again. RAW is weird.

I guess that goes with Vince making decisions on the fly.

 

[serenewarfare]

I'm fairly certain that any of us could book Raw with a literal dartboard and it would be better and more logical than what Vince is doing.

 

[mreddie]

I assume the RomanCena promo was Roman trying to improv and still failing.

 

[slightconfuse]

ith Reigns, it's different. Cena said the fans go back-and-forth with Reigns because when they look at him they see what Cena sees in Reigns: a cheap ass, corporately created, John Cena bootleg. Fans started chanting "yes." Cena said Reigns wasn't "the guy," he was "a guy" trying desparately to fill shoes he can never fill. Cena said he wasn't the Undertaker, a battered veteran at the end of his career with a bad hip. Cena said he was the fastest, strongest and hungriest that he's been in his entire life. Cena said Reigns won't sign that contract because if Regins does, then Reigns' Roman Empire will...a Cena dropped the microphone. That was a hell of a promo by Cena and it wasn't lost on the crowd, some of whom chanted his name even though Cena was redefining "a subtle heel."

Cena said Reigns is a fool. There's an old saying that it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool instead of opening it and removing all doubt. Cena said Reigns, if all people, used the same, pathetic excuse that every other person has done. Cena said Reigns had the gall to blame him. Cena said it took Reigns five years to cut a half-decent promo but now he was going to shrink him down to size.

Cena said everybody in the back thinks he's got this mystical golden shovel, these magical powers to control everyone's fate. It was really the fans who held the keys, they always have and always will. Cena said he's heard what Reigns has said for ten years. Cena said Reigns believes that he holds everybody down. Cena said he hasn't main evented WrestleMania in five years, he was the opening match at SummerSlam, and held the U.S. Championship to give younger stars a chance like Kevin Owens and A.J. Styles. Reigns took the U.S. Championship as a demotion. Reigns blames Cena, but Cena blames Reigns because he's still here because Reigns can't do his job. When it comes to this yard, there's only one rule: step up or stand aside. And over the years, there's been a few to step up, but not one to keep up. Then Cena heard about Reigns, the one who could possibly keep up, but Cena listens to Reigns. Cena said Reigns should be ashamed Cena is a part-time, because Cena can do this better part-time better than Reigns could ever do it full-time. Cena was in a league all of his own in this segment.

Cena made the "You can't see me" motion and fans started chanted his name. Oh yes, there were contracts in the ring. Reigns signed the contract. Then Reigns flipped the table over.

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Sounds like a lot of dumb shit happened during RAW.

 

[Pikma]

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Dana Brooke and she botched a pin save?

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Corbin and he botched a couple tweets?

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Big Ass and he botched a landing and couldn't even finish the match because of how unathletic he is?

All good times

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Here's the unedited version of the the Cena/Roman promo, check it before WWE lawyers nail it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=7MWgsYkJabA

HAHAHAHAHA

sheeeeeeeeeeit

 

[serenewarfare]

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Dana Brooke and she botched a pin save?

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Corbin and he botched a couple tweets?

Remember that time Vince wanted to push Big Ass and he botched a landing and couldn't even finish the match because of how unathletic he is?

All good times

It's almost as if Vince makes shitty picks.

 

[Toki767]

It's kind of amazing that, in a the build to the first ever Reigns/Cena match, they give Reigns lines that they give virtually every indie person. Except Reigns isn't an indie person saying this so fans aren't cheering anything he says.

 

[SallyIsNow]

RAW sounds like it was a huge success.

 

[Man God]

It still boggles the mind that this is for the next PPV and not, you know...Summerslam or Royal Rumble or even Wrestlemania.

 

[The Strokes]

So does CMLL regularly stream their shows or is this a first

My experience with their streaming is basically NJPWorld saying "nah"

Yup, for free every Tuesday and Friday, also have some other stuff like interviews and a weekly recap of the state of things.

Has Crash done TV tapings for gfw before or am I missing something here?

https://twitter.com/TijuanaLocal/status/902374410929168386?s=09

 

[serenewarfare]

Someone so succinctly pointed out why none of Raw's babyface women get over.

In the Bayley feud, Alexa said Bayley sucked and wasn't hardcore enough to use the kendo stick. Guess what happened? Bayley sucked and wasn't hardcore enough to use the kendo stick!

In this Sasha feud, Alexa said tonight that Sasha was a loser who could never defend a title. And guess what? Sasha was a loser who could never defend a title!

All your babyfaces are losers!

It's kind of amazing that, in a the build to the first ever Reigns/Cena match, they give Reigns lines that they give virtually every indie person. Except Reigns isn't an indie person saying this so fans aren't cheering anything he says.

Because with Indie guys, the crowd wants them to win but knows they won't. With Roman, the crowd wants him to lose but knows he won't.

 

[UberTag]

It's almost as if Vince makes shitty picks.

Only Trump's cabinet has a worse batting average.

 

[cordy]

I've been watching that Reigns burial for the past 45 minutes just pausing and rewinding on dude's expressions, even Angle's. Lord. You know the company thought dude could hang with Cena but they found out the hard way.

 

[Zabka]

So did Sasha shit in someone's chinese food? What's with the assassination of her and Bayley's characters?

 

[Toki767]

I've been watching that Reigns burial for the past 45 minutes just pausing and rewinding on dude's expressions, even Angle's. Lord. You know the company thought dude could hang with Cena but they found out the hard way.

He looks like he was trying his hardest to not be in tears at the end of Cena's promo. Which resulted in the blankest face I've ever seen. He wasn't mad or anything.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

The fans are the gatekeepers brother

Cena's not holding anybody down

Golden shovels

Shovel your way out of the shit

Okay, I stayed up a little later to watch it. I wish I didn't.

It's like they both went out of their way to justify why each other were shit and their defence against it was to follow through with doing the thing they were being accused of.