Easy fix, start talking to more women. Rule of numbers means you will eventually run into someone worth spending at least a few hours a day with.
Andre: First of all, you can't just go up and talk to a girl anymore, all right? That's out. You gotta neg 'em.
Pete: "Neg" as in "be negative"?
Andre: Exactly. Wait, watch.
Andre (to girl): Nice pants-- makes your butt look fat.
Pete: She hates you right now.
Andre: Right now. Come midnight, she'll be back. Watch.
Pete: I don't think the negging is for me, I gotta say. It's not my speed.
Andre: If you're not gonna do negging, do magic.
Pete: You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me that girls at a bar like magic?
Andre: I'm gonna tell you that everybody loves magic-- everyone.
Pete: What's your success rate like around here?
Andre: What are we talking? Handjibbers?
(not the exact quote I was looking for... I remember Andre said something somewhere about giving him a 7-8% chance, but can't remember which ep. Also, ep #2 is the first episode he says "child, please"!)