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Omi, it was definitely true, try googling that headline. They've since changed it to 'Aborigines' but you can still see the headline in the google results.

Just shameful.
 
Red Rock Deli chips are the best chips. No, grain waves.

Do you plays the Halos or Duties? I think my thoughts are known on this and I do not wish to troll tonight. :p
Does not compute.

I'd rather have a force with tatoos than no force at all.
Same here. I don't have a problem with it. Mainly because the police force is already pulled apart and tied together so they can't get anything done. Tattoos don't make a person. You can stereotype a person by one but it does not make them all fuckwits.
 
Steam ID?
Megadrive add me if you want

360 Gamertag?
SuspChaos - add me if you want, sorta rarely play

PS3 thingy?
n/a

Twitterer?
@megadriven

Thoughts on SOAP?
love snakes on a plane

Sexiest Bond: Pierce Brosnan or Sir Sean "The Rock" Connery?
pierce only cos i grew up with him. connery has the ackshent tho

Would you buy a Crackdown 3?
yes. ery yes

Thoughts on Viva Pinata Party Pinatas?
never played

iOS gamer or Android user?
androids

How do you feel about DRM and always on DRM?
fuck drm but its necessary sorta idk lol

Is Warhammer 40k Space Marine a horrible Gears of War knockoff?
either.

Do you Kooka with Country Cookies?
tried em. didnt like them ohnoes.

UGG boots. Do you speak it?
horrible. fuck off and die

Red Rock Deli chips are the best chips.
best chips. and kettle.

Picking up a Vita or have a 3DS? OR SNK THINGY?
no

D&D or Board Games or IRL Role Playing or Furry or Capcom fan?
none?

Sexy: Karen Gillan? Ricki Lee? Missy Higgins?
all.

Have you picked up a copy of the highly acclaimed 3rd album by Enter Shikari called A Flash Flood Of Colour yet? Only $20 at your local JB HiFi or available with FREE postage online!
fuck enter shikari. they suck so fucking much why do people like them

Join AusGAF real mug with mug club! People are doing Avatars with the first letter of your username, just in case you are wondering what is up with all the letters looking at you.
ill be a slowpoke and do real pic feb.

Tony Abbott: Best budgie smuggler or just saggy smarmy arsehole?
both.

Jalapeño man?
fuck. no.

BACON MAN?
LOVE ME SOME BEER CAN

Interest in alcohol? Scotch and Cider?
yes. willing to try nearly anything except homebrew beers. nearly every beer is bad.

Do you plays the Halos or Duties?
neither. give me some tf2.
 

Shaneus

Member
For anyone that put "Grain Waves", seriously try the rosemary and onion (or brown onion or roast onion or something?) Safeway(/Woolies, if you must) knockoff ones. The chips aren't as good, but holy hell the flavour is out of this world. Literally.
 

Omikron

Member
For anyone that put "Grain Waves", seriously try the rosemary and onion (or brown onion or roast onion or something?) Safeway(/Woolies, if you must) knockoff ones. The chips aren't as good, but holy hell the flavour is out of this world. Literally.

I am generally pro-rosemary anything. So good.
 

Choc

Banned
Good job tony
good job

we will be in recession because of you, Due to the incessant talking down of the economy by mr idiot we now have lower consumer confidence then every single euro zone country in crisis


that is beyond ridiculous
 

Choc

Banned
In other news its reccomended we change the constitution to include aborigines and their past


to do that a referendum must occur.

For it to pass 75% required


Does anyone honestly think we would get 75% 'Yes' vote on this?
 

Ventron

Member
Good job tony
good job

we will be in recession because of you, Due to the incessant talking down of the economy by mr idiot we now have lower consumer confidence then every single euro zone country in crisis


that is beyond ridiculous

Sorry but I don't buy this "everything is Tony Abbott's fault" business that's been going on recently.
Also hugs for Danoss.
 

Fredescu

Member
Good job tony
good job

we will be in recession because of you, Due to the incessant talking down of the economy by mr idiot we now have lower consumer confidence then every single euro zone country in crisis


that is beyond ridiculous
I can't believe you buy this bullshit Choc.
 

Choc

Banned
Ventron

he constantly says australia is econonomically destroyed by this government etc etc


whilst it may be true the economic management has not been the best, the Liberals beholding the ALP to a surplus for political gain when every economist in Australia with a brain is saying you cannot have a surplus in this environment and maintain adequate growth and support systems is ridiculous

Hockey and Abbott always talk the economy down, people get scared, stop buying shit and thus we now have consumer confidence lower than greece. Greece for fuck sake.

It was an independant non politician who put the blame on abbott, a professor in economics. It was on the ABC (yes funded by the government but uh... i kinda trust the ABC more than the commercials) just before.


Given the way our retailers are doing fred, i believe our confidence is lower than Europes consumers. Europe consumers have generally been very resilient.

All other factors are more positive sure, but seriously if what the ABC says is true that we have lower confidence than europe that is bannanas

You are blind if you think Abbotts continuous running down of the economy is good for this nation. It's not. It would be the same if the Liberals were in Government and i was hearing this. I'd be crapping on the ALP for running the economy down.

Malcolm Turnbull needs to roll Abbott, fast.
 

Choc

Banned

In order to pass a referendum, the bill must ordinarily achieve a double majority: a majority of those voting throughout the country, as well as separate majorities in each of a majority of states (4 of 6). In certain circumstances, where any state or states are affected by a referendum then a majority of voters in those states must also agree to the change.

There is still a lot of people out there who think this would be a very bad idea, generally older folk

In general, the older you are the more racist you are. I have seen it many times. It's not easy to pass referendums

I hope if it happens we all vote yes and it happens, but i think i am being a realist on this

maybe you all disagree
 
So WMP refuses to not run a process. Recommendations for Process Managers so I can keep the thing killed? Can't remember the one I used on XP.

I'll go and buy some shit I don't need from JB tomorrow. That'll bump it.
I cancelled an order today so it will even out. Win win?

In other news its reccomended we change the constitution to include aborigines and their past


to do that a referendum must occur.

For it to pass 75% required


Does anyone honestly think we would get 75% 'Yes' vote on this?
Figuratively.
 

Fredescu

Member
It was an independant non politician who put the blame on abbott, a professor in economics. It was on the ABC (yes funded by the government but uh... i kinda trust the ABC more than the commercials) just before.
"Talking the economy down" is a tired out party line and a bit of political spin used by both sides for many years. We've been over this so many times in this thread and it's late, but the reason consumers are spending less in Australia is because everyone is already in debt up to their eyeballs and can't spend any more. There is no more growth to be had.
 

Fredescu

Member
In order to pass a referendum, the bill must ordinarily achieve a double majority: a majority of those voting throughout the country, as well as separate majorities in each of a majority of states (4 of 6). In certain circumstances, where any state or states are affected by a referendum then a majority of voters in those states must also agree to the change.
Yeah, so 75% has nothing to do with it. Of course it's not likely to pass, referendums literally never do.
 

Choc

Banned
yes fred i agree

because of housing unaffordability

but we used to have a love affair with our credit cards. Wasn't abbott that killed it, that was the GFC.

but abbott continuously saying that the economy is farked, does not help

edit:

Given freds comments that the referendum is unlikely to pass (what do the rest of you think?), what do you think the consequences of going to a referendum and failing be

Aboriginals would be kinda pissed off, and rightly so. And there are rogue elements clearly (that we saw last week) that could cause havoc.
 

Fredescu

Member
but abbott continuously saying that the economy is farked, does not help
It mightn't help, but it's not enough to cause a recession like you've suggested.

For what it's worth, I agree with you about the referendum thing. It will never get up, and will just piss people off when it doesn't.
 

Choc

Banned
It mightn't help, but it's not enough to cause a recession like you've suggested.

For what it's worth, I agree with you about the referendum thing. It will never get up, and will just piss people off when it doesn't.

Yes

ok saying he caused it entirely himself, is not correct.
 
I don't think it will get a referendum.

The rouge elements you are talking of from last week are pretty overblown Choc. The flag burning, yes that is stupid, but it isn't the first time someone has burnt a flag.

We have less to worry about from rogue tent embassy individuals than from all the current shit going on, such as bikies shooting each other.
 

Salazar

Member
We have less to worry about from rogue tent embassy individuals than from all the current shit going on, such as bikies shooting each other.

Gold Coast bikies have more civilized methods. They hold you down and chop off your ears with craft scissors*.

*This happened disquietingly close to where I live.
 
The purpose of a referendum is to spend a shit load of money diverting attention away from matters that the populations should really, deeply be concerned with.
 

Rahk

Member
Say, what's this? I've arrived home to a Steam group invitation! That is great, thanks folks. Gratefully accepted.

If any fellow users need some flotsam to litter the lower rungs of their Steam leaderboards, I'm easy and I'm yours.
Also, feel free to idle or converse in the group chat here whenever you have the time. There's usually people around at all hours.

Oh man I just finished season 1 of Downton Abbey and loved it. What a great show. If you want to watch a show about snooty rich people then this show is for you. TV is so awesome right now.
I bought it on Bluray but haven't gotten around to watching it yet.
 
Pretty sure I answered an early version of these questions. But all the cool kids are doing it I guess

Steam ID?
FallbackPants
360 Gamertag?
FallbackPants
PS3 thingy?
FallbackPants, never use it though

Twitterer?
@geoffegan follow me for irregular Ipswich news!

Thoughts on SOAP?
More of a shower gel guy

Sexiest Bond: Pierce Brosnan or Sir Sean "The Rock" Connery?
Roger motherfucking Moore

Would you buy a Crackdown 3?
Maybe, only played 1, I liked itbut not as much as I'd hoped.

Thoughts on Viva Pinata Party Pinatas?
Surprisingly fun

iOS gamer or Android user?
WP7.

How do you feel about DRM and always on DRM?
Balls

Is Warhammer 40k Space Marine a horrible Gears of War knockoff?
In so much as it was awesome

Do you Kooka with Country Cookies?
Do I what?

UGG boots. Do you speak it?
Only shitty Target brand. And only for about two months of the year. Woo Brisbane!

Red Rock Deli chips are the best chips.
You can keep your semi classy chips. I'm all about Samboys. Also corn chips

Picking up a Vita or have a 3DS?
Thinking about a Vita, but considering how much I used my PSP, I'm guessing no

D&D or Board Games or IRL Role Playing or Furry or Capcom fan?
Occasional Risk etc that's it

Sexy: Karen Gillan? Ricki Lee? Missy Higgins?
Ricki Lee

Have you picked up a copy of the highly acclaimed 3rd album by Enter Shikari called A Flash Flood Of Colour yet?
Listened to their last album. Think my tastes have moved away from techno infused hardcore.

Join AusGAF real mug with mug club!
Lifetime member

Tony Abbott: Best budgie smuggler or just saggy smarmy arsehole?
Smarmy. Like all of those bastards

Jalapeño man?
Best.Superhero.Ever
But yes.

BACON MAN?
Of course

Interest in alcohol? Scotch and Cider?
Beer and bourbon

Do you plays the Halos or Duties?
I know I'll be one of the few on GAF but I love me some Halo. It was pretty much the game I spent my later teenage years playing. Still a fan.

UCJB0.gif
Doing a great job to not make us look like a bunch of racists media guys! Class act.

There really is no defending that. It's fucking disgusting but as the self appointed spokesman for the media on GAF, in the journalists defence it would be sub editors writing the headlines. Not 100% on the Mercury, but I'm pretty sure Pagemasters does all News Ltd. Also Fairfax.

Of course it possibly was the editor. They often keep control of the more important pages. Like 1,3,5. But I doubt this would have been in the Mercury
 

Boken

Banned
I'm now a cool kid.

Steam ID?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/boken
360 Gamertag?
Nah
PS3 thingy?
Probably Boken

Twitterer?
Haha social networking


Thoughts on SOAP?
I love my SOAP like I love the internet - transparent.
1239619457.jpg


Sexiest Bond: Pierce Brosnan or Sir Sean "The Rock" Connery?
Casino Bloody Royale Craig.

Would you buy a Crackdown 3?
I don't do drugs.

Thoughts on Viva Pinata Party Pinatas?
Pinata's are cute.

iOS gamer or Android user?
iOS has no "games"

How do you feel about DRM and always on DRM?
Can only be negative for the consumer.

Is Warhammer 40k Space Marine a horrible Gears of War knockoff?
This is clearly a trick question.

Do you Kooka with Country Cookies?
They don't have these in the burbs.

UGG boots. Do you speak it?
Only on cute girls in long tops and tights.

Red Rock Deli chips are the best chips.
Salty. You should try some Asian chips man. Grain waves are great though. And every once in a while I crave twisties.

Picking up a Vita or have a 3DS?
Have a 3DS. But I've come to realise I buy a lot of shit I dont play. So maybe I'll buy a Vita when it's cheap.

D&D or Board Games or IRL Role Playing or Furry or Capcom fan?
I wish people would play Catan with me. : (

Sexy: Karen Gillan? Ricki Lee? Missy Higgins?
Missy Higgins has real music.

Have you picked up a copy of the highly acclaimed 3rd album by Enter Shikari called A Flash Flood Of Colour yet?
BRB gonna check it out.

Join AusGAF real mug with mug club!
I need a prettier mug.

Tony Abbott: Best budgie smuggler or just saggy smarmy arsehole?
Smarmy well aged bogan.

Jalapeño man?
I have no fear.

BACON MAN?
Fried or grilled. I like my fancy italian bacons too.

Interest in alcohol? Scotch and Cider?
Whiskey or cider. <33
Swedish "premium" ciders have all been very good.

Do you plays the Halos or Duties?
I am bad at da FPS.
 
its raining and it sounds like fairly decent rain. none of that weak drizzle we had yesterday.
all im asking is that it pours and airs out the house.
that and i want to test my new gutters out. sad i know but very true.
 

Gazunta

Member
CRACKDOWN 3, VIVA PINATA PARTY ANIMALS AND RICKI-LEE COULTER. Righto.

I think "Do you agree with the opinions of Brendan Brewer, Video Game Reviewer" would be a good question

Anyway I have worked too damn long drawing this one so you all have to suffer with it. GOODNIGHT.



Also why on Earth doesn't the Steam app have Group Chat, it's the ONE thing I wanted it for.
 
i wrote an imgur roulette type script. i added functionality so it checks for bung images but it regularly timesout. hit porn one (1) time. Seriously. once. crazy shit.

it just hit this:
9zBid.jpg


what the fark?
 
so its a random button for the imgur website?

edit: haha what

yes, it is.

i removed validation, i removed linebreaks so images load side-by-side instead of on each line.

added some $num clamping.

keep in mind if you try it out, it is potentially nsfw. if any mods (eatchildren) think this is bad then ill remove the link, no stress. im not exactly controlling this so its kind of a mixed bag. most of the time it isnt though.

also try not to hammer my bandwidth too much ahaha

edit: would be good if i posted the link ey: http://andrewsimeon.com/!sekrit/imgur_randomiser.php

since posting this i have been scrolling through 500 images (broken and not) at a time. i have created a monster.

edit3: im very confused as to why people post pictures of themselves in such ways, then think its totally alright to upload them to a public picture website.
 
yes, it is.

i removed validation, i removed linebreaks so images load side-by-side instead of on each line.

added some $num clamping.

keep in mind if you try it out, it is potentially nsfw. if any mods (eatchildren) think this is bad then ill remove the link, no stress. im not exactly controlling this so its kind of a mixed bag. most of the time it isnt though.

also try not to hammer my bandwidth too much ahaha

edit: would be good if i posted the link ey: http://andrewsimeon.com/!sekrit/imgur_randomiser.php

since posting this i have been scrolling through 500 images (broken and not) at a time. i have created a monster.

edit3: im very confused as to why people post pictures of themselves in such ways, then think its totally alright to upload them to a public picture website.

oh that is not what i thought that would do.
on that note
fat lot of does not exist just popped up.
out of the 30 it tried to load only 5 are valid. one of them being cartoon porn. so thanks for that.

edit: what the crap am i looking at. some weird stocking foot fetish stuff now.
edit 2: yep 49 broken 1 hentai. you really have created a monster. good job.
edit 3: just as you did. my third edit will be me saying. whats with all the porn on imgur
 
Not much I can do about the broken images. I'm just generating random sets of letters and numbers and plonking a .jpg or .gif on the end. I had some validation, but anything more than 3 images it'd shit itself. I might need to somehow have a database of bad files that it skips.
 
All the Kettle chips I've tried were shit and absolutely pathetic compared to the glory of Red Rock Deli.

Seriously.

i dont understand the amount of love given to either.
i never liked kettle i cant remember who said it but yes its like eating a fist full of razorblades
 

Ingram

Member
Smiths are a solid go to. I love me some Crinkle Chicken and the BBQ Ribs flavour.

Doritos also equal win. Especially when they're $1.50 at coles.
 

evlcookie

but ever so delicious
Looks like gmg are trying to get more twitter followers so they can pump out another 50% off sale on skyrim at 12:00gmt . Might be something to keep an eye on if you still want the game.

I'm still hoping I can get it from steam. A 25% off sale plus my 33% off coupon would be nice. Only because I have no other use for that stupid coupon.
 
HIGH FIVES all round for stupid steam coupons.
so im looking at knife sets. those are expensive. i kinda hoped i would have found a job at this point so it would be less painful when i go out and possibly drop 400 on some new knives.
 
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