who the fuck pays for porn
No idea. The dopamine chase of clicking through an eternity's worth of free stuff is incalculably more powerful than anything behind a paywall.
Bill Shorten comes out and says his marriage is steady and his wife is awesome. Nobody fucken knew or said otherwise except around Canberra, really, so I assume this is a big air-clearing gesture because he thinks Gillard is going to crumble soon.
He's such a bland little goober. Potential to be more hated than Gillard, I reckon.