ahahahahahahahahahaha
oh wait.... he's my member too....
I... what? Neither of those quotes makes sense.
All he wanted was a pie. Sometimes what a man needs is just that: a pie.
But when federal workplace minister Bill Shorten walked into Carlton North Foods in Melbourne on Thursday afternoon to satisfy his straight-up longing for a tasty stew of mince meat encased in a crisp pastry shell, what he got was a hot serve of back-chat.
The putative pie purveyor, shop-keeper Annie Huang, said she informed the Cabinet minister she was all out of hot pies. She would be happy to microwave one for him, she said, but it would be soft.
Not everyone likes a soft pie.
Upon hearing this disappointing news, Mr Shorten became abusive, Ms Huang told Fairfax radio.
If true, he would certainly not be the first man thrown into a rage when so denied, but Mr Shorten narrates the story differently.
He says that Ms Huang told him that the pies were ''soft, like Julia Gillard''. He took this as an insult to his leader, exited the shop and told her that he would no longer be purchasing her pies, or darkening her doorstep at all.
It is catchy damn it! Its been stuck in my head all week!
Speaking of which, my Korean tutor was talking about how T-aras Jiyeon was found in some old cam videos stripping
I don't envy Korean celebs, they seem to have it pretty rough in general.
I envy some celebs like Yoo Jae Suk.
Had a grand time at Game Masters with Rezbit. Not too much awkwardness beer couldn't fix!
The 70s arcade machines were easily the best part IMO.
Sorry i couldn't hang around too long after, Holy, I know you're lurking!
Also, I've been drinking since 13:45, and had tacos for lunch and dinner, so... yay.
I envy Jae Suk because he's possibly the most charismatic man alive.
Isn't t-ara going through some sort of drama/kerfuffle at the moment? kpop so crazy!
Yep, their group is pretty much done because of their tarnished reputation. I like the drama in K-pop quite a bit.
ps: TIL aussies used to have concrete aborigines on their front lawns rather than garden gnomes.....
how the fuck?
HOW THE FUCK?!
hawkins kicks the winner from 50 m with like 2 seconds left
Die Antwoord is amazing.
Still the greatest* Australian TV show ever.
* in an ironic so bad it's good way I swear
Would have been a massive choke if the Cats didn't hold on after the first 3 quarters.
Nooo Is it because of the stripping video?
how the fuck?
HOW THE FUCK?!
hawkins kicks the winner from 50 m with like 2 seconds left
Still the greatest* Australian TV show ever.
* in an ironic so bad it's good way I swear
Borderlands 2 is 37.50 on gmg fyi pa tbd.
Awww man, I am so SO jealous.
ibm is a bank?So it's a long weekend for me this weekend.
Because Victoria have an extra public holiday, they give the NSW people the Bank Holiday to make up for it.
ibm is a bank?
I still have to go to work but we have a bank holiday drinks party thing so yay I guess...
It's still freezing down here in Sydney, though, Shan...
Freezing? It was hot today!It's still freezing down here in Sydney, though, Shan...
Ya, sun was nice but still kinda freezing!Freezing? It was hot today!