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[Gazunta]

The garbage man can, Marge.

The garbage man can.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

So I'm going to join a gym this afternoon.

What am I doing

Nothing, sweating ladies in training bras are awesome.

 

[FallbackPants]

Out of interest, how much are you paying Ban? There is a 'Bodiez' (the name isn't instilling me with confidence from the start) literally next door to my office. I'm tempted to join, but it seems expensive.

Garbage men are cool. They do work that most people take for granted and then cop heaps when something off happens. Like some arsehole parks in front of your bin.

 

[Rezbit]

Yeah exactly. That's why I couldn't believe deathjr couldn't find an accounting job. Clearly, he needs to try harder.

Garbage men used to be cool when it was a truck and 2 guys hanging at the back and picking up the bins. Now it's just one dude with a mechanical arm thing that leaves all the bins in the middle of the street after they are emptied:/

Truly, the halcyon days of the Garbo are gone.

 

[FallbackPants]

Truly, the halcyon days of the Garbo are gone.

This is the best post of all time.

 

[Fusebox]

Honestly what the FUCK is wrong with this country.

Honestly, what was wrong with the other dozen countries they sailed past to come here?

 

[Shaneus]

Honestly, what was wrong with the other dozen countries they sailed past to come here?

They probably had better broadband, too.

 

[ClivePwned]

Garbage men are ok. I guess, apart from the retard who is too lazy to come and get our Green bin each fortnight. We pay extra for having one so we don't fill the normal bins with garden shit, then have to ring the fuckers to come and collect it.

Recruiters are quite honestly the scum of the earth. If I could think of anything nice to say about recruiters, I would release it as an Ebook. It'd be a really small download since it's only one page and most of that would be footnotes. Here's a sample
________________________________________

"Recruiters"
By ClivePwned

Chapter 1: "Recruiters are all cunts."

Recruiters are cunts.* The End.

* Anyone who's ever dealt with a recruiter
_________________________________________

Gears 3 is incredibly pretty.

 

[Jintor]

Standing around at the salad shop like a doofus without realising the counter guy already put my meal in front of me, only he put it in a bag so I didn't realise it.

Honestly, what was wrong with the other dozen countries they sailed past to come here?

You're asking what's wrong with Malaysia, Indonesia, and East Timor?

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

I think I forgot to mention one little thing about me, that would explain a lot....

Spoiler

International student, became a permanent resident 3 months ago.

 

[Jintor]

Context changed!

 

[Choc]

Honestly, what was wrong with the other dozen countries they sailed past to come here?

oh shit....

 

[Deeku]

I think I forgot to mention one little thing about me, that would explain a lot....

Spoiler

International student, became a permanent resident 3 months ago.

Still not an excuse though. You got pr, so your ielts score must have been good. So you could have applied to grad programs for international students.

Anyway, now that you are pr, things should be a lot easier!

Edit:

Now that I think about it, it does explain a lot! Apologies if I came off as a dick, I thought you were local and was shocked about how clueless you seemed. It's probably due to the fact that I used to be a careers/student advisor at uni.

 

[Jintor]

Where did you come from, out of interest?

 

[BanShunsaku]

Out of interest, how much are you paying Ban?

It's about $130 up front, and then about $24 a fortnight, no contracts*

http://www.jetts.com.au/prices

* there is probably some fine print that I won't notice until Jetts Pty Ltd owns my house

 

[Jintor]

This avocado salad contains considerably less avocado than I had desired or hoped for.

 

[markot]

Avocado is disgusting.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Where did you come from, out of interest?

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

 

[Planet_JASE]

The wife of one of my work mates just sent this to him, looking out from their house. That's his yard they are digging up. He has no idea who they are or what they are doing (apart from sleeping, of course)

I'd be more worried that they accidentally hit a pipe and they're dead, not sleeping...

 

[Planet_JASE]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

Is it safe to assume Earth as a starting point?

Somewhere without spiders?

 

[evlcookie]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

Islam!

 

[Jintor]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Not really.

Spoiler

Your status as a junior is way more important than whatever country you came from.

 

[jambo]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

Armenia?

 

[BanShunsaku]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

Arabia? Eurasia?

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

I'm going to guess Indonesia.

Avocado is disgusting.

I used to think that, but I've recently warmed to it again.

 

[hamchan]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

Don't worry, we only mock Adelaide and Tasmania peoples around here.

 

[Jintor]

I used to think that, but I've recently warmed to it again.

Avocado is the king of... whatever the fuck it is. King of deliciousness. Om nom nom.

My girlfriend doesn't like avocado OR mushrooms. Madness, total madness.

 

[Fredescu]

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

We already have a bunch of south east asians and at least one middle eastern, so I'm going to go with India.

 

[Deeku]

Those avocado ads on tv used to be cool.

 

[legend166]

Brazil.

 

[Rezbit]

El Salvador.

Avocado is disgusting.

Shut up hamchan!

 

[Fredescu]

Brazil.

I don't think a Brazilian would be worried about stereotyping.

 

[Agyar]

I had a piece of pepper stuck to the top of my mouth for ten minutes and I couldn't do anything else because it was so distracting. Now it's gone, everyone should come and play Gears 3 with me (agyar too).

 

[reptilescorpio]

Also, I've never even been inside a gym before. As someone of a naturally shy and nervous nature, it should be an eye opener.

Your avatar is not work safe. I can't stop looking at it. It is distracting me from work. It makes me want to watch some porn or Entourage on mute (as it was a horrible season). I don't think work would let me do either.

QUOTE=commanderdeek]Garbage men used to be cool when it was a truck and 2 guys hanging at the back and picking up the bins. Now it's just one dude with a mechanical arm thing that leaves all the bins in the middle of the street after they are emptied:/[/QUOTE]
Or not picking up the bin at all.

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?
Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

To be honest I had already stalked you through a few sites, including the one that you linked in your profile.

Honestly, what was wrong with the other dozen countries they sailed past to come here?

The guys who they paid to get them out of their shitty country wanted to take them to Australia as we won't shoot them on sight? They have family in Australia?

 

[senahorse]

I prefer not to disclose that, don't want to be stereotyped. Riddle me this, before today did you ever think I was not a local?

Lets make a game out of this: you guys guess where I am from.

India

 

[Choc]

Japan

 

[legend166]

India does make sense.

 

[Choc]

India does make sense.

stereotyping...

 

[hamchan]

Are we basing our guesses off his avatar?

 

[HolyCheck]

Booking Optus appointments for every day in the off chance that they come before I have to leave for work.

 

[Fredescu]

Japan

That would make him practically a celebrity on NeoGAF. Don't think he'd be worried about revealing that. My second guess would be China.

 

[Deeku]

Are we basing our guesses off his avatar?

What else would we base it on?

I thought Armenia was a good guess.

 

[hamchan]

What else would we base it on?

I thought Armenia was a good guess.

I dunno, Choc guessed Japan.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

The game would be better if you would give reasons for your guesses.

For instance, "I think Death Jr is from mars because he does not like mario."

Knock yourselves out....

 

[Fredescu]

You have to confirm that all previous guesses are wrong and that you'll confirm once we're right, or it's no fun!

 

[senahorse]

So you want us to stereotype?

Alright, you are from the UK because you are lazy.

 

[evlcookie]

I might have to buy Fifa 12 after all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAR6I_T-uVc

 

[Deeku]

I dunno, Choc guessed Japan.

which was the worst guess so far.

;p

 

[Fogz]

Are we basing our guesses off his avatar?

Dead Island!

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Not from Japan, but I prefer their women.