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Choc

Banned
commanderdeek said:
Sometimes I wonder if choc does this on purpose lol
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kinda puzzled now :)

what i was saying is that, only nintendo tends to be able to create games that have such heartwarming outcomes
 
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jambo

Member
Dammit, someone just showed me this LEGO set, totally buying it next week when I get paid

9g4r1h.jpg
 
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reptilescorpio

Member
Is this Double Post Thursday or something?

In other news he is correct. Better control of your kids use of internet should be required. Have them have their computer in the lounge room or just generally get them off the computer.
 
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Shaneus

Member
You guys know what lorem ipsum is? It's that language/word thing people use to fill up web pages when designing them so they look full of content and stuff.

Here's a bogan one.

Example:
It'll be bottlo you little ripper battler. It'll be turps how trent from punchy mokkies. Stands out like a rip snorter flamin he hasn't got a chuck a yewy. You little ripper quid heaps it'll be galah. You little ripper apples no worries as dry as a ugg boots. As cunning as a stickybeak where shazza got us some spit the dummy. As busy as a bail out he's got a massive ankle biter. cat burying shit mate trent from punchy aerial pingpong.
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Deeku

Member
reptilescorpio said:
Is this Double Post Thursday or something?

In other news he is correct. Better control of your kids use of internet should be required. Have them have their computer in the lounge room or just generally get them off the computer.
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Yeah, I am going to monitor the shit out of my kids' internet use.
 
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Fusebox

Banned
3chopl0x said:
Looking at porn is part of growing up, you monster.
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Buying a Playboy from the local servo and hiding it under your bed is part of growing up, but seeing shit like goatse, two girls one cup and lemon party should not be part of growing up.
 
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Echoplx

Member
Fusebox said:
Buying a Playboy from the local servo and hiding it under your bed is part of growing up, but seeing shit like goatse, two girls one cup and lemon party should not be part of growing up.
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Not that I was being serious or anything but do you really think that's the only type of porn on the internet?
 
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reptilescorpio

Member
Fusebox said:
Buying a Playboy from the local servo and hiding it under your bed is part of growing up, but seeing shit like goatse, two girls one cup and lemon party should not be part of growing up.
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Hell yes. My kid needs to learn to be crafty, how to lie through your teeth to keep things happy joy joy and how to weasel out of situations. That is what makes us better than the animals. Well, except for the weasel but they can't talk or do anything that require opposable thumbs.
 
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jambo

Member
Fusebox said:
Buying a Playboy from the local servo and hiding it under your bed is part of growing up, but seeing shit like goatse, two girls one cup and lemon party should not be part of growing up.
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Clearly all porn on the Internet features goatse, 2g1c and lemon party.

*insert eye rolling smiley here*
 
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Shaneus

Member
reptilescorpio said:
Hell yes. My kind needs to learn to be crafty, how to lie through your teeth to keep things happy joy joy and how to weasel out of situations. That is what makes us better than the animals. Well, except for the weasel but they can't talk or do anything that require opposable thumbs.
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What's the point of this story?
 
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Agyar

Member
I disagree. Goatse, meat spin, tub girl et. al. are important parts of growing up and serve as an important reference point for the extremely depraved end of the sexual spectrum.
 
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codswallop

Member
commanderdeek said:
The first couple of time I went to Japan, I was obsessed with this. So when I saw a gashapon machine that had sound drop key chains of various stations, I bought them all.
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I just shouted "GAT-CHA-PON!" as I turned the handle and the capsule dropped whenever I used them. ;)
 
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roosters93

Member
Fusebox said:
Buying a Playboy from the local servo and hiding it under your bed is part of growing up, but seeing shit like goatse, two girls one cup and lemon party should not be part of growing up.
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More like part of being a high schooler
 
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Shaneus

Member
reptilescorpio said:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgfj10V9rC1qh59n0o1_r1_500.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz124/chessboardstreets/24matdi.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGtCEK_Ek8I]Wrong answer.[/url]
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reptilescorpio

Member
Shaneus said:
Wrong answer.
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Youtube seems to be blocked at work. :(
I will assume it is about banging heads on coffee tables.

I JUST HAD THE WORST FEELING LIKE A THOUSAND VOICES SCREAMING OUT IN FEAR

How long will it be before Fox think it is a great idea to remake/remaster the first 7 or so seasons of The Simpsons, George Lucas style.
 
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Fusebox

Banned
jambo said:
Clearly all porn on the Internet features goatse, 2g1c and lemon party.

*insert eye rolling smiley here*
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Yeah, I'm sure your kid will probably just google 'tasteful soft porn for beginners'... lol
 
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jambo

Member
Fusebox said:
Yeah, I'm sure your kid will probably just google 'tasteful soft porn for beginners'... lol
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In all my years searching for porn, I have never come across shock sites. People always link them to you.
 
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Fusebox

Banned
jambo said:
In all my years searching for porn, I have never come across shock sites. People always link them to you.
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Great. Point is, commanderdeek was right - people should monitor the shit out of their kids' internet use regardless of whether it's browsing or clicking links from their friends.
 
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viciouskillersquirrel

Member
The conversation over the past half-page or so takes me back to the days when I surfed on a 28.8k modem and GoEureka was my default search engine. Do you remember the anticipation you felt as you waited for a picture to load one pixel row at a time?

Those days were magical, in a primitive, gross kind of way.
 
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FallbackPants

Member
I was about to say the same thing. Bennett Ring's been around the block hasn't he? How can you have not played a Diablo before? Even if you have, how can you not have any experience with the isometric viewpoint?
 
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