Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
And we just got the Asian Cup too.
We're going after all the continents!
Watch your back, the Americas.
We're going after all the continents!
Watch your back, the Americas.
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Australia to compete in Eurovision 2015
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Beaniedude
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We will have the most Eurovision song and it will be glorious.
There will be glitter, there will be a wind fan, there will be large men dressed up as monsters while a small girl ice skates around a glass box.
It will be glorious.
There will be glitter, there will be a wind fan, there will be large men dressed up as monsters while a small girl ice skates around a glass box.
It will be glorious.
Lucian Cat
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I'm excited!
Patapwn
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And it was surprisingly fun.
Also, this chart may need an update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0
And it was surprisingly fun.
Also, this chart may need an update:
What is this, a global roadmap of stereotypes?
Mohonky
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Eh this seems to be a thing for us.
We're an island in the middle of nowhere, there's really nothing or no one around to compete with in anything, so we just keep asking everyone else is we can join there competitions, otherwise it's just us, New Zealand and a bunch of very small islands that get pummeled by us year after year in every competition.
That's why we became a part of Asia in the football. Otherwise our road to the World Cup was littered with matches like this until our last qualifying leg where we'd have to face off against some heavy weight South American team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx-HSk7LJQ
We're an island in the middle of nowhere, there's really nothing or no one around to compete with in anything, so we just keep asking everyone else is we can join there competitions, otherwise it's just us, New Zealand and a bunch of very small islands that get pummeled by us year after year in every competition.
That's why we became a part of Asia in the football. Otherwise our road to the World Cup was littered with matches like this until our last qualifying leg where we'd have to face off against some heavy weight South American team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx-HSk7LJQ
Dragon Puncher
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Unfortunately UK is the only country that's going to vote for them, Australia gets mad and is never heard from again.
That's just how Eurovision works. Gotta have those nabor votes.
That's just how Eurovision works. Gotta have those nabor votes.
SpaceShark
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Petition to reform TISM to represent Australia at Eurovision 2015
lol, I'd probably watch Eurovision to see Greg! The Stop Sign performed for a global audience.
lol, I'd probably watch Eurovision to see Greg! The Stop Sign performed for a global audience.
Turkey actually quit couple years ago and never coming back. It seems Azerbaijan has rigged the voting system in Turkey so Turkey was giving Azerbaijan 12 points 3 years straight. They quit protesting Azerbaijan.
Turkey is having their own Vision show now: TurkVision. Four countries: Turkey, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and a country doesn't exist.
Edit: Oh wait, they have cancelled that contest.
SquiddyCracker
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I kinda thought this was catchy.
Lucian Cat
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Me too!
Mohonky
Member
Holy shit yes!! Send TISM!! I would die if I saw that. Though I was thinking more along the lines of Defecate on my Face.
This is not how it works. Or why has the UK been losing and losing.
NickWright
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YES. I was so happy to see this coming true 
Jessica Mauboy did a great work in the semis, that and Australia being a great fan of the contest, no wonder they'd want to participate.
And to the "Uguu Australia is not Europe" last time I checked, Israel wasn't part of it. They mostly add countries from the European Broadcasting Union, and Australia isn't part of it, but a friendly associate. Who knows, maybe we're going to get Worldvision Song Contest some time soon!
Jessica Mauboy did a great work in the semis, that and Australia being a great fan of the contest, no wonder they'd want to participate.
And to the "Uguu Australia is not Europe" last time I checked, Israel wasn't part of it. They mostly add countries from the European Broadcasting Union, and Australia isn't part of it, but a friendly associate. Who knows, maybe we're going to get Worldvision Song Contest some time soon!
please make it happen
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
He is German, so I hope he can speak more than a bit of his own mother tongue.
You can keep him, though.
If US sends Kanye, they truly don't get this competition.
Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
Or do they actually get what this competition is ultimately about?
Broder Salsa
Banned
Personally I don't think we should let them in after the whole Hitler and Fritzl thing.
Music, mostly.
Ban Puncher
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Everycountry wants to invite Cool Dude Australia to their parties.
Imagine Kanye running up to the stage, "Imma let you finish Moldavian Grandma but i had one of the best songs of all time".
MaNga, Lena, Loreen, Emmelie De Forest, Elaiza, Conchita,The Common Linnets, Tolmachevy Sisters, Jessy Matador.
But they cut off the top of Europe.
No one "cares" about Eurovision. It's stupid and has nothing to do with great music but it's tons and tons of fun. Just get some friends, drink if you need to and shout at the TV. I remember one year when we watched Eurovision at friend's house while her parents were on Mallorca or something. In the end the toilet was broken (someone was vomiting the whole evening) and some guys fell into the pool. That's Eurovision.
PhantomZone
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I love Eurovision but we're Australia.... we're not European :-/
It's like when we recently won the Asian cup in football/soccer - it's a competition we are in, but we're Australia we're more Oceania than "Asia".
It's like when we recently won the Asian cup in football/soccer - it's a competition we are in, but we're Australia we're more Oceania than "Asia".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
its enough for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPU8xXY3wJo
nice public
Mohonky
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TISM leading Kylie by 37 times as many votes to send to Eurovision!!!
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...ustralian-representative-20150212-13cgu7.html
They would never do it though
They havent been together since 2004 and one of the members allegedly passed away (can never really confirm or deny that as their identities have never really been revealed outside conclusively except for one or two members). Though rumour has it they were all school teachers.This would have been my choice for song though (extremely NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DN7Aqq0500
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