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Battle Rap |OT| Gon watch this work

enzo_gt

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Oops meant to say exclusivity with url

regardless, it's norbes fault
Yeah but where did you see this?

EDIT: Listening to this War Report now and about 6 mins in he says it will drop, they just said they were gonna drop it as a double feature with the Conceited/Magic battle, but they thought it'd get overshadowed so "it is dropping." No time frame.

I've watched the trailer(s) so many times :( Even Gutta's shit is stuck in my head. STRAIGHT RAZOR TO HIS FACE... GIVE HIM A SPLITTING IMAGE OF SEAL'S FROWN goddamn
 

Furyous

Member
Is it me or did Daylyt win this battle? Aye came with too many gay jokes which is not cool.

Daylyt spazzed in the third. If you watch battles and check them for reactions then you're in for a treat because Danny Myers spazzes gotdamn.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Is it me or did Daylyt win this battle? Aye came with too many gay jokes which is not cool.

Daylyt spazzed in the third. If you watch battles and check them for reactions then you're in for a treat because Danny Myers spazzes gotdamn.
That hat you seen thrown at the end is Danny's too lol

I think Daylyt won as well, but it's hard to call because Verb was more direct and had a bit more humour/entertainment value.
 
Just finished my biggest final project! Finally watching Day vs Verb again now since the PPV. Checking to see if it's gonna make the top 10 this year.

--RD1--
Verb's 1st round is kinda weird. He definitely had some great lines
I'll make sure you get wet first, bitch... I am a pleaser
but the entire round was like a tribute to Daylyt more than a battle verse. He starts off complimenting Day and then admits he liked his Clips battle enough to jack his whole style. Idk how to feel about this. He did the style better than vs JJDD though.

Day's 1st is super dense and layered. A round long scheme about how he felt experiencing the corporate end of Total Slaughter and him fucking it up on purpose to expose their commercialization of battle rap. Definitely good rapping, not catered AT ALL for a live audience though. You can tell they wanna fuck with him bad, cheering for the few bits they could get in the building.

They're chomping at the bit for something to react to, evidenced by ppl going off at the Yo-Yo punch. Which was good, but an average punch for Daylyt.

Super intricate and I liked it, but also not reaaaally a battle verse? It's more a verse about battling. Even a concept round like Illmac's 3rd vs Bigg K had more to do with his opponent directly.

Winner: Debatable

--RD2--
Verb's 2nd is dope. An above average modern Verb verse. His punches and the showtime were definitely the highlight. I feel like Verb maybe could have done his character assassination a bit better. There's so much fodder with day and he mostly just said Day doesn't ride hard for Diz. Maybe he didn't want to be typical and get at Day too hard for the gimmicks.

Verbs rounds seem kinda short.

Day's 2nd is more palatable for the live audience. Less conceptual, more punches, transitions are less wordy and his emphasis is helping the crowd connect the dots instead of speeding past shit.

Day loses points for reusing "nice round hair/here" afro punch for the 3rd time... smh. Day is actually getting pretty bad with the recycling if you're keeping track.

Day shows versatility switching his flow up. When he starts rhyming faster with relentless compound syllables I had to pay extra hard attention to catch half the shit tbh. Some of it was weird too "I'm a line sweater... colder stripes" I guess he's got stripes like he's put in work? "Line sweater" is just a really awkward phrase. Also, "this animal ready for the ride... you know the noah flight" calling the boat voyage in the Noah's ark story a "flight" is very weird and definitely forced for the rhyme.

Overall this portion was great flow wise and some of the punches were fire
told em' I get in gear when it's clutch time... the flow motorbike
. I'll probably get more out of it on repeat viewings as well.

Winner: Daylyt

--RD3--

Verb did a pretty good job breaking Daylyt down. The slave analogy was clever and hit pretty well in the room. Strong concepts, good execution. His "Daylyt's an uncle tom" concept culminating into the relevant and dope double entendre "Daylyt savings setting us back" was fantastic writing.

The round suffers slightly from a minor stumble and being very short. Also Verb ends the round by saying he would abduct Daylyt's kid and give him a gun and a porno mag... which was just awkward tbh.

Day started with a good flip and then promptly left earth. Just all of the coldest shit imaginable back to back. A perfect mesh of complexity and immediacy he danced around in his first two rounds. "cursive nice/ curse of nice" was some of the coldest shit I've ever heard in a battle. Kermit bar was a classic Daylyt unorthodox punch.

This round turned Verb into another fan in the crowd. He was geeking on Day's bars. Really, every rapper on stage was. There's nothing anyone could do, the shit was just too cold.

Winner: Daylyt

--Summation--
- Really good battle, short of a classic but entertaining for sure.
- Day went a bit far with the "over the head" shit in spots but still had some good live bars.
- Aye Verb had some great concepts and writing but short rounds hurt him.
- Verb probably went short due to taking so many battles recently
- Daylyt's 3rd is one of the best rounds this year.
- This post is way longer than I'd thought it be when I started it.
- There's clearly nobody still reading this so I can essentially say whatever
- Boo Boo in the desert is a legit good song
no it's not

Overall Winner: Daylyt 2-1/3-0
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
It's okay Echos, I feel like writing long posts at times too LOL
I was working on another Top x list but my browser deleted it when I was almost done so im salty
good breakdown.

Also:

Tay Roc says he has Hitman locked in for NOME5.
Conceited said he would take Ty Law, B Magic said he would as well but he's taking a break for the rest of 2014.
We already know Hollow vs. Clips is on that card

I know it's a bit early to start NOME hype
and IMO NOME has a history of being disappointing in one way or another, most of NOME2 getting vaulted, NOME3 being probably the apex of disappointing top tier performances, and the main event at NOME4 not going down
BUT HYPE
 
It's okay Echos, I feel like writing long posts at times too LOL
I was working on another Top x list but my browser deleted it when I was almost done so im salty
good breakdown.

Thanks breh, that shit really spiraled out of control before I knew what had happend lol. I gatta watch some battles I failed to peep before I can safely call my top 10. Everyone loved C3 vs O'fficial. Gatta check that out.

Also there might be some PG's I slept on, so some quick recommendations would be cool. I don't keep up with the Proving Grounds as much as I should at all.


Also:

Tay Roc says he has Hitman locked in for NOME5.
Conceited said he would take Ty Law, B Magic said he would as well but he's taking a break for the rest of 2014.
We already know Hollow vs. Clips is on that card

I know it's a bit early to start NOME hype
and IMO NOME has a history of being disappointing in one way or another, most of NOME2 getting vaulted, NOME3 being probably the apex of disappointing top tier performances, and the main event at NOME4 not going down
BUT HYPE

NOME 5 better be dope cause I'm planning on going to this shit.

Tay vs Hitman is a heat rock. In my heart I want this to be the battle where he comes with 3 rounds of that "1st round Hitman." He doesn't need to bar out. The quotable tough guy shit and performance is what makes him. I know vs a dude like Tay it might be tempting. But stay true to yourself Hitman!!!

Also of course I gatta see Hollow vs Charlie live, I'm not missing that battle for anything. Any way I predict the outcome of that shit it's a classic without question.
 
Just watched Chess vs T Top on the BET website and Chess probably could have stole the battle if he didn't choke in the 3rd. He was turning up crazy. T Top did what he usually does and handled business though. Looking forward to seeing him beat Brizz next.

Edit; And wow, a few seconds after I watch the shit censored, Smack uploads the uncensored version.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Since I presume most people skip PGs, I guess I'll throw a little roundup for those in the last year, organized from most worth watching to least:

Ty Law vs. Jay Rell. This was technically part of last year's Christmas Classic, but I'll throw it in here just because I feel like it's one of the most entertaining overall PG battles. Both are super creative writers and makes for a good style clash.

Brizz Rawsteen vs. Young X. Not only the best PG all year, but arguably a top 10 battle. Both guys brought it, made for an interesting style clash, and some very memorable sequences and some great crowd reactions making for a lot of replayability. Mandatory viewing, and probably the best performance from both.

Prep vs. DOT. Mandatory viewing, one of the most entertaining PGs all year, and worth it for all the DOT references people are making everywhere in battle rap. Both of them have a very unique style, and might have one of the best crowd reactions in battles all year (peep Daylyt in the far back as well).

T Top vs. City Towers. Underrated PG, but City Towers is a great writer and brought some :wow: bars all 3 rounds. On the flipside, T Top just spits that shit that makes you believe him and keep nodding your head through like TALK THAT SHIT. One of the best performances I've seen from both, and one of the better PGs. Zimmerman line is classic.

Stash vs. Xcel. Barfest, but both of them don't necessarily have the performance to give the battle that sort of energy, but some of the shit they're saying is intense and Daylyt (a.k.a. Xcel's #1 fan) is wildin out there in the front. They say some of my bars go over heads.. well read a book

Uno Lavoz vs. Jae Laww. Uno's opponent might not be well known, but he's just as funny. Probably the most amusing PG, and I'd probably watch it a lot more if Uno wasn't fumbling as much as he did.

Showoff vs. Brizz Rawsteen. Been watching this a lot lately, despite Showoff's epic choke. This was Brizz' PG debut and he went in (I'll rip a BONE out your cheek, tell you BON APPETIT). Showoff's third has some sick wordplay as well, especially with how he addressed the Tsu Surf comparisons. Showoff is one of those slow it down/subtitle rappers though, as a heads up.

Saint Mic vs. Young X. Saint Mic kind of lacks personality, but he had some shit here and there and some comedic, cheesy bars closer to the end of the battle. If you enjoyed Young X in Brizz vs. Young X, you should watch this, because he's pretty entertaining and this was his PG debut.

Th3 Saga vs. Blaqu Mugga. This is a fascinating battle, as Th3 Saga is a Christian rapper with bars and kind of a unique approach, while Blaqu Mugga's entire style is kind of based on flipping and making jokes out of other peoople's lines.

Danny Myers vs. Mark Miner. Mark Miner isn't completely whack, as he had a nice comic book scheme and some good lines here and there, but this is a classic example of where performance can overpower anything. Except Danny's bars were better too. Worth watching for Danny alone, his second round was fantastic especially.

Blaksmif vs. Gutta. Underrated battle. Gutta was kind of uncomfortable and didn't really get the reaction some of his bars deserved as he's a pretty good writer and spits his shit uniquely. Blaksmif is a kind of silly, comedic rapper. I don't think he's particularly good but.. it's oddly entertaining.

Illanoiz vs. D Gunna. Not a really rewatchable battle because of Gunna's choke (Face shot, letting that last round go like D Gunna), but Illanoiz had some pretty great schemes, and I think he has his own swag and a rare scent of believability. Worth a watch for the sake of Calicoe telling D Gunna SMH I choked and kept going against Lux and you can't even keep going on some PG shit?

DOT vs. Chess. Not a fan of this battle, but it has more classic reaches from DOT. Damn near every line in his first round makes no sense, it's almost worth watching for how gassed the shit is, it's hysterical. Watching Queenzflip's reactions is hilarious. I'm steps outside of your house, THATS A PORCH

Steams vs. Stylez. I thought Steams came super light and I couldn't really bring myself to care for Stylez. Steams choked too, and I feel that this is the point where I got tired of Steams. Thirsty battle.

Brooklyn Carter vs. King Moneyy. Probably the most gassed PG of all. I guess that's what happens when both of these guys are WeGoHard natives. Again, only watch this if you are that thirsty, as it's a bit tiring to wade through.

Young Mose vs. Conya Raw. Probably the worst PG all year, Conya Raw had some shit at times but overall both guys lack that x-factor. Watch this if you're that thirsty for battles.
 

mellz

Member
Imo Chess wasn't close to beating T Top, T Top needs to be on the next big URL card.

Chess moves like he's being controlled by a puppeteer lol
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Hmm, a lot of weird audio issues here, desynced in places and all that. Did they rush this out?

Everyone looks so uncomfortable on that stage during this, not knowing whether to laugh or not. Dead @ the white rapper scheme having 100 Bulletz in it. I give the 1st clearly to Daylyt, edge him the 2nd (although Stay was funnier he had some cringeworthy lines like fold like a lawn chair, debatable IMO). I thought Stay's third was his only really solid round (and most well executed angle) but Day blacked in that round. 3-0 Day or 2-1 IMO.
...judges decision is not surprising.

Really looking forward to Stay vs. Calicoe, I don't think Pat Stay does as well when they moved to a stage instead of the pit, he comes off uncomfortable at times. I'm warming up to that Boston card, and I think the Goodz/Rone and Bigg K/Ill Will battles are actually fantastic, but I don't trust FCMG. Goodz and Rone ALWAYS show up, so I know that will be great especially.
 
Pat Stay sure raps a lot about how depressing his life is lately.

edit:

SHOUT OUT TO PAT STAY'S LAV/SHIRT COLLAR FOR MAKING THIS BATTLE UNWATCHABLE

also shout outs to the drunk girl who said 'fat dick' in response to daylyt asking what rhymes with patrick lol wtf. quit fuckin' with these battle hoes stay
 
What's the better Twitter parody that I follow?

Daylyts Dick or Evil Smack?

Theyre both hilarious but Daylyts Dick is too funny, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually Day
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Daylyt vs Progrest

dead @ this low key being more entertaining that Day vs Pat stay...
I don't know if this is a better rap battle, but it's certainly was more fun to watch.

What's the better Twitter parody that I follow?

Daylyts Dick or Evil Smack?

Theyre both hilarious but Daylyts Dick is too funny, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually Day
I don't follow them, but there are so many hilarious parody account names alone.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
I don't even watch KOTD anymore. And I live in Toronto. After the Arcane v Pat Stay match I just said bun it.


T Top vs Brizz Rawstein UFF Finals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR6ix1B2iBI
Top Bizzy went in. Brizz seemed like he had to stretch his shit out because there wasn't enough time to write, and nothing was really sticking in his third. Shit makes me sad that Ill Will and URL split though :(

Prodigy is so not impressed with anything LOL

Who is that chick in the last two battles? Is that Bow's fiance?
 

Furyous

Member
Daylyt dressed up as a slave and made this battle hard to watch. This battle for surreal in an awful ancestral disgrace way. For the record, I couldn't make it through the battle because of his antic. I skipped around a solid five times.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
T-Rex at Blackout 5. Rex has been shaky the last two years, but I'm in it. What URL MC will KOTD announce next?
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mileS

Member
Trolling or what? Days rounds against Pat are awful, hes not even trying and he sucks. Coming from a big fan of his. In what world can you honestly give him any round of that battle?
 
I'm seriously laughing so hard right now

YouTube comments are so funny. I always scroll through them whenever they do intros

This one made me pause at how random it is

"This nigga Bow Wow 35 still looking like a 12 year old, this nigga need to kill himself. But anyway, 2-1 T-Top"

Just the absurdity of it has me dying. Wasn't expecting it. Plus dudes name was Altaire Versailles.

Bow Wow does act mad corny tho. Always slyly looking at the judges to see if they react, then reacts himself.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
THE RETURN OF MISS DOLARZ. Oh my god he got killed. Man, I don't want to like Jimz, I kind of hate his persona and want to punch his face but he brings it :(

Trolling or what? Days rounds against Pat are awful, hes not even trying and he sucks. Coming from a big fan of his. In what world can you honestly give him any round of that battle?
Nah, Pat had the more eyeroll worthy material except for in the third. The crowd was cheering every daylight/sun bar, it was whack.

First round was completely a mess, doing his best Dizaster impression, reusing eclipse bars from the same battle he's referencing, like the millionth Clips is in the kitchen bar, daylyt day light daylight, etc. Daylyt's first round was so much more cohesive. Dude had a point to his antic, and the scheme was on point the way he used all of the rappers names to fit in with the theme. I thought it was very impressive, kind of like Clips' first against Daylyt.

Second round he had a cute multi, the calm that shit down and a really good rebuttal intermixed between some really corny stuff. Day had the creative stuff, like his rebuttal into the Viking bar which didn't get reaction for some reason even though you never really see people doing that, and the team rocket line. Day's fell apart (intentionally?) by the end though, so this round is debatable. Third from Stay was super solid, actually I'd say that's debatable too considering Day needs to stop with that flow (between him and Verb it's a bit exhausting).
 
T Top vs Sno

Rd1
http://www.bet.com/video/106andpark/ultimate-freestyle-friday/2014/season-3/battle-7-round-1-3555-uncensored.html

Rd2
http://www.bet.com/video/106andpark/ultimate-freestyle-friday/2014/season-3/battle-7-round-2-3555-uncensored.html

Rd3
http://www.bet.com/video/106andpark/ultimate-freestyle-friday/2014/season-3/battle-7-round-3-3555-uncensored.html

Another hunting accident. Probably the worse one yet on this season.

Ranking what I've seen on this season only,

1. T Top (clearly the best hands down going in)
2. Chess (kid can perform)
3. Xcel (even though he got robbed the one battle, he really made an impression on me)
4. Brizz (even though he was in the finals, his 2nd and especially 3rd battle was really weak to me)

5. Anubis (some bars but sounds like JC's son
6. The Saga (Meh)
7. Prep( Talked all that shit and got washed)

D.O.T. Tier: Determination Over Trust gets put into his own tier. He'll always have a place in my heart.

Also, Pontiac Michigan went from the next battling hot spot to a graveyard. Those guys are getting killed left right and center.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
T Top vs Sno

-snip-

Another hunting accident. Probably the worse one yet on this season.
Also, Pontiac Michigan went from the next battling hot spot to a graveyard. Those guys are getting killed left right and center.
I think Ill Will still has it in him, he's super unique. Sno.. just... we had too much Sno in a short period. He's good in small doses, but he hasn't touched his PG performances since he kind of stopped being funny. And now he takes a long ass break from battling only to come back like this? Not looking good. He could have been that dude. Ill Will could have been that dude too but now he's never going to get those match ups he was working up to like Hitman, and if he does it's gonna be on some shitty pop up league where it does nothing for his career.

It also always sucks when they bring the biggest judges out for the later battles when these guys have lost a bit of steam IMO. I can't help but feel they're getting the wrong impression of battle rap. Like what if Just Blaze was there for Anubis/Xcel?
 
I think Ill Will still has it in him, he's super unique. Sno.. just... we had too much Sno in a short period. He's good in small doses, but he hasn't touched his PG performances since he kind of stopped being funny. And now he takes a long ass break from battling only to come back like this? Not looking good. He could have been that dude. Ill Will could have been that dude too but now he's never going to get those match ups he was working up to like Hitman, and if he does it's gonna be on some shitty pop up league where it does nothing for his career.

Not to mention JC who's battling whoever wherever for whatever. And who knows how long Anubis lasts. I know the new thing is "Small Room >>>> Big Room" but I don't see Anubis doing any damage in URL.
 
NESS LEE VS HEARTLESS | Don't Flop Rap Battles

Very enjoyable battle but Ness Lee outclassed him, his bars and especially his delivery are so much better.
DAAAMN this battle is a near classic tbh. Ness' "open heart surgery" scheme in the 2nd was nuts. Heart came with quotes for days, both did.

I got Ness taking it, his flow versatility and writing were a bit too much for heart. Hearts 3rd looking slightly shakey but he managed to pull out some nice frees and get enough material out to close with dignity.

Great environment for the battle and the crowd was killer. Also, that secret of the ooze bar though, damn
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Not to mention JC who's battling whoever wherever for whatever. And who knows how long Anubis lasts. I know the new thing is "Small Room >>>> Big Room" but I don't see Anubis doing any damage in URL.
Anubis has been in the PGs as long as Sno, even. I still think JC shows up wherever he goes, but just like Danny Myers, his brand has been diluted. And that's real. There are so many MCs on every small card that you stop caring even though they show up (or halfway).

Out of the current PGs, I don't see many of them going far. Some have attitude problems (Brizz), some are just cockblocked for their skin color (Gjonaj), and a lot of the dudes who went with UFF had some shaky performances and will have to hear about them choking on national TV for the rest of their careers.

NESS LEE VS HEARTLESS | Don't Flop Rap Battles

Very enjoyable battle but Ness Lee outclassed him, his bars and especially his delivery are so much better.

They really found a perfect venue and had a great audience for this event, which seems to be rare these days.

Also Eurgh gonna battle at Blackout.
Good battle. Ness 3-0 because I hate Heartless /badbattlerapfan
he had his moments, but Ness Lee edged all the rounds to me
 
Jesus Christ T Top did Sno dirty. Let him fucking live Top.

Sno had some decent shit in spots but was mostly embarassing. Horrible angles in the 1st, Seemed like he went 10~15 seconds at a time without rhyming in the 2nd and his 3rd was the best but what was that "Go Go Gadget bars" shit?

T Top just eviscerated him every round and the 3rd was brutal. Especially since it was up against Sno's best round and he still bodied him.

Sno needs to get his shit together. He's at the point where he'll be irrelevant if he loses a few more times.

edit:
I think Ill Will still has it in him, he's super unique. Sno.. just... we had too much Sno in a short period.

I feel like T Top nearly makes him obsolete. Top does the "convincingly street dude with unique anecdotes and also crazy bars" just as well, with slightly better delivery. Especially from that DNA battle Ill Will was so generic, seems almost like he ran out of shit to say. Ill will might have been slightly better at clowning dudes but right now I see Top definitely rising in that lane.

We'll see at the Boston event though. Hopefully he can finally top the Jhonie Alcatraz battle.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
I feel like T Top nearly makes him obsolete. Top does the "convincingly street dude with unique anecdotes and also crazy bars" just as well, with slightly better delivery. Especially from that DNA battle Ill Will was so generic, seems almost like he ran out of shit to say. Ill will might have been slightly better at clowning dudes but right now I see Top definitely rising in that lane.

We'll see at the Boston event though. Hopefully he can finally top the Jhonie Alcatraz battle.
Hmm, they never occupied the same space at all for me. Top is all about drug/street talk whereas Sno kind of has a more rapey and disrespectful angle (I feel terrible for even typing this). I think Top is at risk of running out of shit to say too, because he approaches almost every battle with the "you don't know about struggle" angle.

Also, Xcel vs. Danny Myers is on the Boston Card. In a small room, GET HYPE.
 
Hmm, they never occupied the same space at all for me. Top is all about drug/street talk whereas Sno kind of has a more rapey and disrespectful angle (I feel terrible for even typing this). I think Top is at risk of running out of shit to say too, because he approaches almost every battle with the "you don't know about struggle" angle.

Also, Xcel vs. Danny Myers is on the Boston Card. In a small room, GET HYPE.

I mean T Top and Ill Will, lol I should have been clearer.
 
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