This is all first verse (from memory). Inb4 tl:dr
Gonna be a bit disjointed, but w.e, y'all should get the picture. I'm gonna go battle by battle, giving random comments about stuff I noticed/liked. The number beside the battle is my rating
Cortez vs JJDD- 5
- Never rewatched it, remembered it was ok. Cortez had a fire bar in the first, about Jackie Robinson
Sno vs HA Double- 3
- Not worthy to rewatch. Sno's DDT line in the first was the best, and in the second, said something fire about "sneak dis in the club"
Prez Mafia vs Ty Law-6
- Ok battle to rewatch. Not really anything too crazy, other than Prez Mafia "switchblade" in the third. Bow Wow's reaction during a line in prez's first is funny.
Ahdi Boom vs Danny Myers-4
- Can't remember shit, other than ahdi was sweating, and he was pissed he lost. And "flash both sides like hazard signals"
Real Deal vs Rosenberg- 5
- Funny battle. Real won, but meh. Rosenberg's second was hilarious, Line about him and Big T losing weight was good. Smack's reactions were on point the whole night.
Jay Rell vs KG- 3
I don't remember anything, other than I think, KG did a freestyle about the judges
Lottazay vs Born-5
Got old real fast. Meh for the rewatch. Didn't live up to the hype. Best line was Lottazay about "dunking through your halo"
Danny Myers vs Sno- 4
Don't remember anything
Showoff vs Brizz- 6
Brizz was awesome in this. The Sabado Gigante line was crazy. When he says it, Ty Law nods his head.
KG vs Sno-2
Don't remember. Sno got boring
Prez vs DNA4
Prez won easily. DNA's mimicking Prez's dance is funny. Prez's first line is fireeeeee. "Bronx been killing Queens since KRS ONE". Smack's reaction is kinda funny to this line.
Ill Will vs Sno-3
Meh. Never rewatched. Ill Will said something about having a gun so big, he can shoot Bow Wow out of it lmao.
Steams vs Anubis- 6
I only really remember Anubis's third. Was fire. His voice is kinda funny, when he says "Homeward Bound" When he says the "rounds around your chest like akuma necklace", the dude behind Steams has a hilarious reaction
Prep vs Dot-8
I'll add some random thoughts. Dot is performance-god. Crowd reactions are soo goood. Dot's "master william, what can I get you sir", in the second was funny. The end of Prep's first was crazy. He also said something about a "you a mime, cuz you ain't saying shit".
Saint Mic vs Young X- 6
Coming out of Young X. Was refreshing to laugh at some actually funny, but simple stuff. Saint Mic said something about Diddy Kong in the third that was ok, but kind of a reach.
DNA vs ill Will-4
That crowd reaction. That's about it. You already know
Charlie Clips vs Tay Roc- 7
Not anything too crazy to remember. The first time I actually liked Tay's flow. NuNu's reaction when Tay says something about "you aint seen someone choke like this since tsu surf" is funny.
brizz vs young x- 8
very good battle. 3 good/great rounds from both. T Top was pissed when X was roasting brizz. Milltown Bloe was loving it. "dog gone laugh when you miss three times" Brizz had a hilarious ravishing rick rude line in the third, i think.
aye verb vs goodz- 5
Verb's showtime was ridiculous. I think that "iron low like im anemic" is my line of the year. Goodz and Smack both knew and had nod's of respect. Mysonne and Jadakiss had good reactions too. Also, Verb said something in the first about "I used to freestyle with the sound of mac rounds in the background", was nice.
T Top vs City Towers-6
Rewatched it once, a few months ago. I don't really like T Top, but he showed up heavy. Brizz was annoying as a cheerleader. City had some really dope stuff too.
Reed Dollaz vs JJDD- 2
JJDD cooked him, but I don't remember anything about either of them. "its in the car"
Dot vs Chess- 3
Dot was funny in the second about Chess helping his mom with the garbage lol
Rex vs Cortez- 2
Whatever
Big T vs B Magic- 4
Magic was stupid in the first. Jadakiss reaction after that "big metal rounds like collection plates" is funny. Magics line of "Big T will die/dye with the peace on him like hippy clothes" is in my top 5 name flips of all time. That was soooo stupid. That choke tho. Big T's reverse of the "my gun so big" in the third was awesome. Even Magic was cracking up.
The Saga vs Blaq Muggu- 7
Very entertaining all the way through. They both brought it. Saga would have edged it, but I gave it a tie because he had some da feet and here/hair lines. Saga said "lines you hate to see but can't avoid like crease in yo sneaks" was crazy. Muggu with that green ranger line was crazy too. Deboe was good in the background for this battle. I think Milltown too, iirc
Ms Hustle vs Gatta-7
Never rewatched, don't remember anything. Good battle tho
Stash vs Xcel- 9
This would be my battle of the year, if Stash had "read a book" and had a better first round. So many good lines from both. Stash went off. "the sun come out, I'll rock em, thats gargoyles" was crazy and daylyt's reaction was funny. "Blow x away, like jean gray in the last stand". Stash's homies played their part good. Xcel line of "I show up one deep, then I leave with the crowd" was nice. Theres a chick who goes "yes" after he says that, warms my heart.
Mr Wavy vs Prez Mafia- 5
Prez's first was crazyyyyyy. "Caught in the crossfire, like the mofuckin clan" was flames. The ending to that bar was crazy too. Prez had such a stupid line about "what does the fox say". The ring card girl was so annoying, peep her reaction when prez says something about ace hood's watch. In the third prez had a line about "strong rifle, and the bitch kickback like sean micheals". Wavy knew that was hot.
Uno Lavoz vs Jae Laww- 7
I was thoroughly entertained. Don't really remember anything specific, but they both funny dudes. Uno needs to stop that weird stuttering and drawing out lines.
Tsu Surf vs Hitman- 8
Hitman's first was crazy. Surf's third was crazy. The "crowd surf him to the hospital" was so stupid. The way Surf started the battle was perfect, warmed my heart too see the crowd joining in. Also, when he did the "lockpick the door", and the crowd also did the screeching noise, that was good stuff. The "you wanna speak to the inmate, press 9" was soooooooooooo crazy. Theres a bald dude behind surf, red shirt and sunglasses. He doesn't react to anything throughout the battle, other than that line. Was stupid hard. Also, after he says this line, Conceited is going crazy and spits in Smack's eye lmao.
Brizz vs Dot- 8
Very entertaining. Dot is too funny. Very good second round. He had line about "I'm strapped with heat" was crazy. Smack and Milltown in the back gave it props. Also, that "get on up, like James Brown" was crazy too. Theres a dude behind the judges, who had a good reaction. Scratch did too..
Anubis vs Xcel- 9
Crazy battle. Anubis said something like "one big arm like Hellboy". Anubis swag is all off lmao. Can't quite explain it but hopefully yall get it.
Damn, I gotta bounce, I'll do some more next week.
