I'm imagining now people going out to buy a WiiU the day Bayonetta 2 releases, cursing all the way home while looking at the console they just bought in utter disgust.
Upon entering their living room, they'll get out the Nithril gloves to open the WiiU box, trying their best to avoid vomiting on the floor.
They then proceed to hook up the HDMI and AC cable to the WiiU, insert the Bayonetta Disk and put the WiiU in a black box with holes for the cables, seal it shut and place it behind the TV, out of sight.
Having done months upon months of research how to get a PS3 controller connected to the WiiU they then proceed to start up the game. After a hastly dash to the bathroom, due to the explosive diarrhea and skin irritation the WiiU boot up screen caused, they decide to take a hot bath, disinfecting their bodies with rubbing alcohol using a steel wool pad to clean themselves, to get the dirt off their bodies.
After their skin has healed, they proceed to finish Bayonetta 2, hating every second of it, turning into a deranged self hating troll, not unlike Smeagol turning into Gollum, obsessed with the power of Bayonetta 2 forcing them to play the unspeakable dust collector they had to buy.
Everyone else won't act like a hypocrit, and either buy the console and actually enjoy the game and maybe even get into the rest of the library, or simply rent the console, borrow it from a friend, rent the game, or even buy it, and play and finish it. Upon returning the console they then proceed to put the game up for resale or trade it in at Gamestop.
The drama queen bullshit that is pulled over this game being resurrected as an exclusive is just downright pathethic. So much for playing games, not systems. There's not much to this mantra it seems.