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[nush]

Must have been hot otherwise. I'd find it difficult to keep the mast up with that.

I'm a professional shagger, I take pride in my work and I'm not going to let down team Brit bros. Keep Calm and Shag On.

 

[Marvel]

"Moaning like a moose" lol I'm dead

 

[nush]

Reminds me of like 10+ years ago I saw a video on efukt of some deaf chick getting double teamed and moaning like a moose.

I searched, all I could find was Ron Jeremy laying some deaf girl pipe.

 

[hariseldon]

I shagged this girl that would squeek on each thrust eek eek eek. Shit was funny, but I had to keep my game on.

There was one girl I shagged in uni halls who honestly was just so ridiculously loud, I was considering getting earplugs. Worse than that, her best mate (and said mate's mother) was next door and I ended up shagging the best mate a few months later. Maybe the loud noises sold her on my performance, who knows. It was a very weird time.

 

[eot]

Absolutely - I've had women be so crap as to be unable to make me cum which is pretty shocking. Literally in my youth I'd be banging away for hours.. nothing. There's a lot of talk in the media about men being crap, not being able to find the clitoris, etc - I can tell you now there are a decent number of women who are crap lays but we're just not allowed to talk about it.

On one hand I agree, but on the other, if you're thrusting for hours and can't cum then maybe the problem is partially with you.

 

[hariseldon]

On one hand I agree, but on the other, if you're thrusting for hours and can't cum then maybe the problem is partially with you.

Considering some decent lays could get me to shoot in a reasonable time I'm reasonably confident it wasn't my problem.

 

[DigitalScars]

Whale noises you say? Reminds me of like 10+ years ago I saw a video on efukt of some deaf chick getting double teamed and moaning like a moose. Like I was sad for this girl who was obviously being taken advantage of but at the same time I couldn’t stop laughing.

Only video that instantly comes to mind was this chick...

*removed link*

 

[MDSLKTR]

Sony's PS5 marketing has no boundaries damn

 

[E-Cat]

For those disappointed with the video, go to Pornhub and search for 'pink_wow belle delphine'. She is a better 'Belle Delphine' than the original; much nicer body, too.

 

[eddie4]

For those disappointed with the video, go to Pornhub and search for 'pink_wow belle delphine'. She is a better 'Belle Delphine' than the original; much nicer body, too.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Pussy searching for pussy. A tale as old as time.

 

[Papa]

LOL DigitalScars that is the one but I strongly suggest you delete that link ASAP

 

[Spukc]

For those disappointed with the video, go to Pornhub and search for 'pink_wow belle delphine'. She is a better 'Belle Delphine' than the original; much nicer body, too.

 

[DigitalScars]

LOL DigitalScars that is the one but I strongly suggest you delete that link ASAP

Removed the link, but why did you say i should out of curiosity?

 

[Papa]

Removed the link, but why did you say i should out of curiosity?

Because explicit sexual content isn’t allowed and you likely would’ve copped a perm if NI or one of his buttbuddies saw it and reported you.

 

[Papa]

If anyone wants to hear the moose moans, Google:

Spoiler

deaf girl fucked and abused

It’s the biguz link. Fair warning though, it’s NSFW and may kill your soul.

 

[DKehoe]

Matt demonstrating how to safely direct fellow GAFers to porn. A pillar of the community.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Can you imagine either of those cats playing slap bass?

 

[Papa]

Matt demonstrating how to safely direct fellow GAFers to porn. A pillar of the community.

I’m considering typing out a transcript

 

[DKehoe]

I’m considering typing out a transcript

Deaf girl fucked and abused - the novelisation: based on a true story.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

I’m considering typing out a transcript

 

[ManofOne]

I don't see the attraction in the girl. Then again I love tall women. My wife is 6' 2"

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m considering typing out a transcript

No braille? Ableist! Do better.

 

[Papa]

Scene 1: Deaf girl sitting on black casting couch rubbing her frankentits sensually

Producer: Hey, how ya doin?
Girl: ...
Producer: Guess you can't hear me, right?
Girl: ...

Scene 2: Producers dildoing her ass

Producer 1: I wonder how she heard about us?
Producer 2: She can't hear dude...
Producer 1 to girl: Hey, how'd you hear about us?
Girl: ...
Producer 1: Yo, you with the dildo in your ass.


You will have to watch for yourself if you want the moose moans. I can't translate those.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

Scene 1: Deaf girl sitting on black casting couch rubbing her frankentits sensually

Producer: Hey, how ya doin?
Girl: ...
Producer: Guess you can't hear me, right?
Girl: ...

Scene 2: Producers dildoing her ass

Producer 1: I wonder how she heard about us?
Producer 2: She can't hear dude...
Producer 1 to girl: Hey, how'd you hear about us?
Girl: ...
Producer 1: Yo, you with the dildo in your ass.


You will have to watch for yourself if you want the moose moans. I can't translate those.

 

[Papa]

I don't feel bad about laughing at much, but I feel bad about laughing at this.

 

[Aarbron]

 

[Dthomp]

This might be the first porn (or I guess just the gifs on reddit), that just made me sad. It's just not fun to watch. She's terrible, she is way to focused on staying on point with that obnoxious character and won't take her eyes off the camera. I'm shocked the guy didn't go limp from what looks like the worst bj one could receive outside of maybe someone just biting down on it. Take off the stupid wig, quit the retarded faces, and just bang like a normal thot taking advantage of simps who still don't know there is millions of hours of free porn on the internet and they don't have to give money to her boyfriend/pimp to release a sad porn.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Never mind, I don't even like titties. I don't know what I'm talking about.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

"Deaf Girl Fucked And Abused" is the name of my new SKA band.

 

[nush]

This might be the first porn (or I guess just the gifs on reddit), that just made me sad. It's just not fun to watch. She's terrible, she is way to focused on staying on point with that obnoxious character and won't take her eyes off the camera. I'm shocked the guy didn't go limp from what looks like the worst bj one could receive outside of maybe someone just biting down on it. Take off the stupid wig, quit the retarded faces, and just bang like a normal thot taking advantage of simps who still don't know there is millions of hours of free porn on the internet and they don't have to give money to her boyfriend/pimp to release a sad porn.

You're not wrong here. It should be the simps fantasy of fucking her, instead it's some low energy nobody and her saying "Look at me I'm getting fucked and it's not you doing it!". It's the wrong way around and is basically cry-wank porn.

 

[Dthomp]

You're not wrong here. It should be the simps fantasy of fucking her, instead it's some low energy nobody and her saying "Look at me I'm getting fucked and it's not you doing it!". It's the wrong way around and is basically cry-wank porn.

That's just her marketing genius at work, now she can release the second one POV style and title it "Don't you enjoy fucking me you dirty simp?"

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

 

[Coolwhhip]

All those chicks that get rich from selling their body online, do they feel pride when they drive an expensive car or buy a mansion?

 

[Papa]

All those chicks that get rich from selling their body online, do they feel pride when they drive an expensive car or buy a mansion?

I don’t think they feel much anymore

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I don’t think they feel much anymore

When you feast on the souls of simps, you are no longer human.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

"Deaf Girl Fucked And Abused" is the name of my new SKA band.

How would a deaf person sound like while they sex?

 

[nush]

All those chicks that get rich from selling their body online, do they feel pride when they drive an expensive car or buy a mansion?

Those chicks...

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

How would a deaf person sound like while they sex?

Ask Papa

 

[teezzy]

Can someone DM me the video of the deaf bitch getting plowed?

Please and thanks

 

[Papa]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Can someone DM me the video of the deaf bitch getting plowed?

Please and thanks

You're too sensitive. You'll cry.

 

[teezzy]

You're too sensitive. You'll cry.

Go throw another fit because I didn't tag you in a post again.

 

[nush]

How would a deaf person sound like while they sex?

Apparently a moose.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Go throw another fit because I didn't tag you in a post again.

No one threw a fit. It was too funny ignoring you and making you slide into my dms

 

[teezzy]

 

[Dthomp]

All those chicks that get rich from selling their body online, do they feel pride when they drive an expensive car or buy a mansion?

I mean in these dumb times we live in, millions of girls/women post damn near pornagraphic material on their IG/Snapchat/Twitter every day for no money at all. The ones that go the extra half step over the line and take off their top banking 500k to a million a month for it probably have a great deal of pride. I mean they pull that bank for a year and with brains they don't have to work again. Wish I was an attractive 20s female, if you are in that bracket and don't have any issues with sex, or even just taking sexy pics can make you bank with no actual work being put in at all other then makeup and shopping.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Apparently a moose.

Like a Tekken 2 female?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

^



for reference for the non gamers at gaffu

 

[Coolwhhip]

I mean in these dumb times we live in, millions of girls/women post damn near pornagraphic material on their IG/Snapchat/Twitter every day for no money at all. The ones that go the extra half step over the line and take off their top banking 500k to a million a month for it probably have a great deal of pride. I mean they pull that bank for a year and with brains they don't have to work again. Wish I was an attractive 20s female, if you are in that bracket and don't have any issues with sex, or even just taking sexy pics can make you bank with no actual work being put in at all other then makeup and shopping.

But there have to be days where you wake up in the middle of the night and you think about the disgusting creeps wanking to that video of you shoving a dildo up your bum.