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[Jared Goodwin]

No, I've got all this beat.

Lifetime has the most hilarious edit of Blazing Saddles. They edit out the farts, they blank of Von Schtupp's name but not all of the inneundo in her songs or dialogue, and all sorts of silliness.

But the best bit is how they edited the old lady's first response to the sheriff.

Original
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Up yours, nigger!

Edited version
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Out of my way, nigger!

:lol

 

[Blackace]

From Do The Right Thing

Radio Raheem: Give me 20 D Energizers.
Sonny: 20 C Energizers?
Radio Raheem: Not C, D.
Sonny: C Energizers?
Radio Raheem: D mickyficky! D! Learn to speak English first, all right?
Kim: How many you say?
Radio Raheem: 20, mickyficky, 20.
Sonny: Mickyficky you!
Radio Raheem: Mickyficky you? You, you all right, man.

We have a winner! I love the edited version more than the unedited!

 

[WedgeX]

No, I've got all this beat.

Lifetime has the most hilarious edit of Blazing Saddles. They edit out the farts, they blank of Von Schtupp's name but not all of the inneundo in her songs or dialogue, and all sorts of silliness.

But the best bit is how they edited the old lady's first response to the sheriff.

Original
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Up yours, nigger!

Edited version
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Out of my way, nigger!

:lol

:lol

That is the most ridiculous edit I've ever watched. Didn't they add her doing some type of explaination before her dance as well?

 

[Jared Goodwin]

:lol

That is the most ridiculous edit I've ever watched. Didn't they add her doing some type of explaination before her dance as well?

I don't remember that well; it's been a long time since I watched it, and they don't show it any more. It's a damn shame.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Original
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Up yours, nigger!

Edited version
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Out of my way, nigger!

:lol

OMG :lol .. i busted out after reading that..


..i have to see this..

 

[silenttwn]

I watched Pulp Fiction on Bravo. There's one line said by Jules, Sam Jackson, that goes...

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

On Bravo, it went...

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherhubber."

It's not the best out of the ones posted but WTF is a motherhubber? Hub's not even a verb as far as I know.

 

[Ristamar]

"GIVE ME THE KEYS, YOU FAIRY GODMOTHER!"

Oh shit, I had forgot all about that one! :lol

 

[Xenon]

Original
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Up yours, nigger!

Edited version
Sheriff: And isn't it a fiiiiiiine day this morning, ma'am?
Old lady: Out of my way, nigger!

WOW :LOL That totally caught me off gaurd




This one is not that funny but made me go wtf.

WGN - Breakfast Club

Bender - "Eat my shorts" into...

Bender - "Eat my socks"