Hot Coldman
Banned
explosive like the glasgow airport bomber
wanna get wasted together? you're a junior so you haven't lost your soul to this lot yet. I went to some crazy party at a Malawian dude's place last night. Fucking £100 bottles of brandy being drunk straight from the bottle that shit was serious
'Sup Lucius! Welcome to the brodeo.
Lucius86!! about time you made it here
Awww, thanks.
Saw Django yesterday at Leicester Square - was awesome. The queue for popcorn wasn't.
wanna get wasted together? you're a junior so you haven't lost your soul to this lot yet. I went to some crazy party at a Malawian dude's place last night. Fucking £100 bottles of brandy being drunk straight from the bottle that shit was serious
And here I was, drinking shots of egg liquor and thinking I was BritGAF's wildest man.
I keep telling you - you chumps need to start going to see more films by yourself and get rid of this antiquated notion of "friends".
i wish my dad was as cool as you
lucky for you that im your dad then
Then who the fuck is this bloke that made me pasta?
I had to go all the way to Stevenage to see it as my friend threw a hissy fit.
Maybe this "friend" had good reason to throw a hissy fit!
we need to fuck manc up at some point mate. got some rad house party bubbling up in hulme if you're up for it. think it'll be in a couple of weeks but I dunno yet so I'll let you know.
I am 33 in April, so probably too old, but let me know anyway so I can come round and ask you to turn the music down...
Maybe this "friend" had good reason to throw a hissy fit!
OOOOOOOO
bitch fight on GAF
is this the victim of a brutal fraping?
The one and the same. The thing is, the hissy fit was before that. He's over it now and is trying to get me to move a hotty into my spare room.
What ep is s2e01 of IT Crowd? Is it work outing? If so, I agree that it's the funniest episode by far. Fucking brilliant.
In other news, I took fraping (I really hate that name, does anyone else have a m,ore fitting suggestion?) to a new new level last night. I was in the possession of Selfish pizza's phone and set up a 'Leaving England' event that involved him getting his army papers through and that he'd shortly be off to Afghanistan. I invited his whole friends list to the shindig.
Fair play to you, it was a good fraping, and I did have people coming up to me all day asking why I was joining the army, but this does now encourage a even worse retaliation, that will happen at some point, don't you worry.
fuckin cool your heels, im not jesus
meadows youve become a little bit more kentpish in your absence. Is everything okay?
I'm reet, this thread is boring as fuck normally so just trying to add some spice before I get banned again
I'm reet, this thread is boring as fuck normally so just trying to add some spice before I get banned again
jesus never snitched, he forgaveGetting banned for our sins and - to some extent - pleasure. Jesus and Evil Evel Knievel of Britgaf all rolled up in one.
Oh god, my Games Dev module's coursework is literally "Make a game" and I need to think of a game.
Also need to think of an App to make for my mobile dev module, I should have put more thought into this.
Their new album just came out today but I've yet to listen to it. I wouldn't mind a Biffy tattoo but probably not a tramp stamp Mind if I ask what the tattoo was of?
Welcome back Meadows. This thread hasn't been the same without you.
it's been better
jesus never snitched, he forgave
Welcome back Meadows. This thread hasn't been the same without you.
it's been better
just heard meadows and kentpaul have started britgaf's version of the tunnel snakes
uh oh guys they're gonna steal your lunch money!
She's likely inviting you to her birthday party at pizza hut because the ice cream factory. Just because 16 is the legal age doesn't mean you should indulge it bro.This bird I'm in a back and forth text string with is saying me and her should get pizza on her birthday in 2 weeks.
Interesting.
Has anybody been tempted to spunk their money on the Dredd auction?
Just go to the ice cream factory and bail the fuck out
unlimited ice cream > women
She's likely inviting you to her birthday party at pizza hut because the ice cream factory. Just because 16 is the legal age doesn't mean you should indulge it bro.
Might be a amazing hot 16 yr old which case abuse that Pizza Hut ice cream factory it be worth it