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PJV3
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Your winkle will shrink.
use HGH as it will have less side effects.
naw just his balls
Incontinentia Buttocks
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Think some guys in the fitness thread will be able to give you better advice than us pencil necks in UKGAF.
British advice is the best. Any other advice is fabricated on a framework of fake existence. British outposts ftl
Jedeye Sniv
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My medical training causes me to advise that if you can't spell it, you're not allowed to use it. Sowwy!
PJV3
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Wear a foam body suit under your clothes, and only fuck in the dark.
Spelling is over rated. I just could not be fucked with school in general. I now mop spillages in a warehouse.
I was never going to be a rich dude so fuck it.
My corsa and council flat > a mansion and a sports car ! Rich people use anti depressants to get over the fact that ain't living a true life.
Little Old Man
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Stallone isn't looking too bad for 66. Seems a legit decision.
Where do you inject them? Stomach?
Incontinentia Buttocks
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A lot inject them in their arses, or at least used to. Don't know what the current method is.
Little Old Man
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Ouch.
An air bubble would have to be pretty big to do that. Besides just turn the tube so that the needle is pointing up, and tap the side to push the air to the top, then squeeze it out.
Jedeye Sniv
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This is a good point, school was shite. I wish I could go back to school right now, I'd be way smarter than those dumb kids.
But I dunno man - you have to look at your life and how you want to be perceived. If you want to be a janitor who does steroids then go for it, but it doesn't sound particularly good on paper does it? I reckon you should get ripped on your own power.
My bird would through me out if i took any drugs stronger than weed anyway, Life is tough. I will work on the muscle without the use of shit. (Never been the same after my benzo fury comedown, fuck you really see life how it really is when your body was pumping intense euphoria for 12 hours solid then it stops and all joy was lost for weeks
My self respect at work is low because my job title is so shitty, Tough shit.
I agree, If i could go back to school i would stick the fuck in, That's fucked now.
I will now move on and chill. I could build a Gaming pc In about 10 minutes so blaa!
I'm going to join a gym
PJV3
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I left school a year early and with zero qualifications in 86, I'm now 41 and in Uni surrounded by women in nurses uniform. It's never too late.
Jedeye Sniv
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Go for it brah.
and btw, self respect come from doing a good job, regardless of the title. Fuck the haters, you're a janitor and proud! It's just if you were a roided up janitor I think people might get a little 'wtf?'
I stayed in school a year after i could have left for awesome classes like outdoor pursuit, and a few others. Spend most of the time chilling with the rock/anime people in the school cafeteria.
They were awesome people.
Go for it brah.
and btw, self respect come from doing a good job, regardless of the title. Fuck the haters, you're a janitor and proud! It's just if you were a roided up janitor I think people might get a little 'wtf?'
I'm surrounded with dudes working hard and i'm just strolling around pushing a brush and mopping up the odd broken case of beer. It really brings me down.
I had more self respect claiming job seekers. Real talk.
i do get 450 every 2 weeks, with a house now i had to give up a few nights out to be able to afford eminem tickets.
Fuck knows how i will afford a trip to amsterdam this year.
Rubbish King
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"morning" GAF I think I'm gonna try ringing the Jobcentre today.. not gonna waste another three hours doing that shit again
...are you sure that's true?
Awwweeeeesome, that's why im not feeling under pressure to go straight to university, most of my sensible friends waited till they were 21ish
I'll take that....
I'm like a speed machine, I'd post as I run for touchdewns
Now you leave my beloved Pramface alone!!!
...are you sure that's true?
Awwweeeeesome, that's why im not feeling under pressure to go straight to university, most of my sensible friends waited till they were 21ish
You can get gels.
Hot Coldman
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This page is hurting my brain.
PJV3
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I left early to discover discarded porn, in unusal outdoor locations.
Went to college because I got sick of my terrible education history, I wish I did it earlier.
Jedeye Sniv
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Maybe it's time to climb that ladder a bit then? Move up to shelf stacker or trolley wrangler? Actually some of my most fun work years were spent as a freezer boy working at Iceland. Well fun, chucking boxes and listening to choons.
What job would make Kentpaul happy?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
YES! Mainly for....
Hnnnngh
I... I mean yeah.. totally
Im a sucker for Romantic Comedies you guise, I seen so many, this is my kryptonite
PJV3
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I got to senior school (a good one) and couldn't be bothered, I was happier walking around in deer parks, making bonfires etc. Not having qualifications started to really gnaw at me in my thirties.
21?, you have all the time in the world.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Tru dat, as I want to go to Uni to do Music I think it wise i really get into it before I go and figure out what I want to do, it's why im moving.. here there are too many distractions and demotivaters..
Wanna get fit, get my grades in Guitar/Bass and maybe drums and then once I'm happy with myself then I'll go... ^_^
Jedeye Sniv
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While it's great that you're getting into stuff now, I really don't think this is appropriate all-purpose advice to an impressionable youngster like Tash
I know way way too many people who are now fairly hopeless due to pissing away their teens and 20s.I fucked up my chance at uni and feel like it's fairly impossible to go back, but luckily I landed on my feet(ish) in educational admin. But I don't know how I could afford to not be earning for 3 years+. Do you have bills/mortgage/kids etc? How does it work when you NEED to be earning a set amount?
That said, I don't even know what I would do were I to be given another chance. I did journalism which may be the most useless subject in history. I'd like to do English just for the opportunity to read and discuss lots of books, but it's not exactly good for employability.
PJV3
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While it's great that you're getting into stuff now, I really don't think this is appropriate all-purpose advice to an impressionable youngster like Tash
I fucked up my chance at uni and feel like it's fairly impossible to go back, but luckily I landed on my feet(ish) in educational admin. But I don't know how I could afford to not be earning for 3 years+. Do you have bills/mortgage/kids etc? How does it work when you NEED to be earning a set amount?
That said, I don't even know what I would do were I to be given another chance. I did journalism which may be the most useless subject in history. I'd like to do English just for the opportunity to read and discuss lots of books, but it's not exactly good for employability.
I meant that 21 is a good age to be at Uni. He made it sound ancient.
Don't do what I did, it gets fucking depressing in your thirties, people nagging you about underachievement etc.
Jedeye Sniv
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Incontinentia Buttocks
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I never went to uni, I never managed to make it through a levels. I used to have a slight chip on my shoulder about it but where I work practically everybody has a uni degree yet I'm a higher grade than most of them and with less debt.
Win/win for me.
PJV3
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ah that's what I mean, we're in the same boat
Luckily I get a bursary, but I also have a wife who seems to spend a small fortune on cosmetics
On the bright side, she is wrinkle free and looks half my age.
heliconsoul
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I found getting a decent job can also take a lot of luck as well as hard work. I left college with a few A-levels in 1999 then dossed around in a part time bar job for a year.
When my mum started moaning at me to get a proper job I went off down the Job Center Plus (or whatever the hell it was called those days) and applied for the most basic jobs I could. The one I scored in the end was an office junior, I later found out the only reason I was hired was because the lady chose the geekiest looking applicant (I had horrible glasses).
13 years later I'm a Design Manager. In some ways I wish I'd gone to Uni but I was just sick of education by the time college was ending, everyone I know with a Uni degree has done nothing with it except the few who became teachers.
When my mum started moaning at me to get a proper job I went off down the Job Center Plus (or whatever the hell it was called those days) and applied for the most basic jobs I could. The one I scored in the end was an office junior, I later found out the only reason I was hired was because the lady chose the geekiest looking applicant (I had horrible glasses).
13 years later I'm a Design Manager. In some ways I wish I'd gone to Uni but I was just sick of education by the time college was ending, everyone I know with a Uni degree has done nothing with it except the few who became teachers.
they used the word nepotism in there once so it must be intelligent
they even mock stereotypes and have bad acting
it's like a movie
For all the good they do you, you might as well shove them up your arse!
Sorry. So sorry.
Musha_Soturi
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I never went to Uni and I have no issues with that. I have a good well paying job in accounts. I don't see the point of going just for the sake of it.
How long did you spend between finishing school and getting a job?
As somebody who went for the sake of it, agreed. Worst three years of my life. It'll be over soon, one way or another.
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