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SKINNER!

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Work colleague's piano teacher is getting deported back to the US in 3 weeks time and her solicitor (probably informally) advised her to either pay £800 to appeal or find a UK husband.

Anyone on BRITGaf looking for a wife?
 

Cindres

Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
Work colleague's piano teacher is getting deported back to the US in 3 weeks time and her solicitor (probably informally) advised her to either pay £800 to appeal or find a UK husband.

Anyone on BRITGaf looking for a wife?

She hot?
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Joined a Kung fu Class, Found it hard as shit. The basic walk and punch thing was fucking god tier hardness.

Can't wait to get better at this.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Joined a Kung fu Class, Found it hard as shit. The basic walk and punch thing was fucking god tier hardness.

Can't wait to get better at this.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/plymouth-police-taser-man-with-samurai-sword-8046369.html
A mental health patient given home leave after being declared “no risk” was later found by police brandishing a Samurai sword in the street.

Police were forced to twice Taser the man after he drew the sword from its sheath as he approached the officer
 

Jedeye Sniv

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speaking of our friends in the North, I got perhaps the greatest voice message ever the other day from our friend Kent. I must have listened to it ten times or more. I love you Kent. No homo.
 

Lirlond

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Phone calls from kent are always a laugh. Any scots want to join me and Shorty? Gonna head out this week or next.(next would be best)
 

SKINNER!

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I'd go with the first xmas avatar just to be awkward.



I'll represent her in court (if you get my meaning).

lolol, I have been told that she is hot but I haven't seen any photos of her. She used to be a student and I'm guessing she either graduated or dropped out. Started doing private piano lessons. Apparently, UK government told her that she isn't "contributing to the economy" or some shit like that so she's being booted out.

Kung fu has nothing to do with Japan.

lmao, brilliant! Hope you have fun with that Kentpaul. Always useful to learn a martial art.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
lolol, I have been told that she is hot but I haven't seen any photos of her. She used to be a student and I'm guessing she either graduated or dropped out. Started doing private piano lessons. Apparently, UK government told her that she isn't "contributing to the economy" or some shit like that so she's being booted out.
See there are some things conservative america would love to adopt in our country despite most protestations that yall are too socialist.
 
I finally got around to watching Argo.

Fucking great movie. If anyone hasn't seen it yet, go out and watch it before it leaves the cinemas. Definitely my favourite movie of the year so far.
 

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
isnt kong fu relatively useless? pretty sure theres better martial arts to learn.

Pretty much every martial art from China, Korea and Japan are "relatively useless" unless you're learning them as a sport or for fun.
 
I finally got around to watching Argo.

Fucking great movie. If anyone hasn't seen it yet, go out and watch it before it leaves the cinemas. Definitely my favourite movie of the year so far.

Going to see it after work today, looking forward to it after all the good reviews!
 

SKINNER!

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Isn't it all about Krav Maga these days? Or the Keysi Batman Method? Kung Fu seems a bit elegant for toilet fighting.

MMA gyms are all the rage now. Muay-thai, wrestling and jiu-jitsu. I've been meaning to join one since I'm starting to get bored of the treadmill. Krav Maga looks so badass though.
 

Lirlond

Member
Muay thai is getting really popular. My uncle runs a lot of events for it, while the venues are still pretty small (The play drome in clydebank ) they get packed with hundreds of people. We even had two thai guys as the top card.
 

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Isn't it all about Krav Maga these days? Or the Keysi Batman Method? Kung Fu seems a bit elegant for toilet fighting.

I've said before on GAF that the idea of commercialised Krav Maga comes across as a buzzword for shake n' bake self defence classes. I'd be wary of gyms teaching that just like I would any potential McDojo. Or even worse: a bunch of dudes just teaching people how to fuck people up without the discipline to go with it.

I don't know. I doubt muggers would know the difference.

If you're learning a martial art for the specific purpose of self-defence then you're doing it wrong. There's too much mental preoccupation on things to remember and reliance on drills for that.

And personally I trained muay thai, submission wrestling and western boxing before warfarin took me out. I was also a brown belt in Wado-Ryu Karate.
 
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