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[Mikeside]

Penny is an absolutely lovely woman. Well worth waiting til the middle of the night for.

She's perfect. If I were the type to have a waifu...

 

[Mr. Sam]

Because you'll all have forgotten, assuming you were paying attention in the first place:

Where do you live: Bromley, London, England
Where are you from: Greenwich, London, England
Occupation: World's greatest, most masculine receptionist
University: Goldsmiths, University of London
Favourite Sport: Football (Charlton Athletic)
Political party of choice: None
Favourite thing on the box: Arrested Development (because I'm just like everyone else)
Favourite crisp flavour: Salt and vinegar
Favourite biscuit: Shortbread
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Scrafty is a bad motherfucker

Beano or Dandy: Daredevil

And Jaws is my favourite film. If Jaws is on, I will sit and watch Jaws, and then inevitably put in the blu-ray.

Edit: The best reason to watch Happy Endings isn't Penny, it's the physical pinnacle of womenkind:

 

[noffles]

I've got a Scrafty in my White 2 team and he's beastly as fuck.

 

[Salvadora]

Wonderful OP.

Where do you live: Belfast
Where are you from: Belfast
Occupation: Market Researcher
University: N.A (hopefully in the near future)
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: All a bunch of bell-ends in N.I
Favourite thing on the box: Mad Men
Favourite crisp flavour: Cheese and onion
Favourite biscuit: Bourbons
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Ampharos
Beano or Dandy: Beano

 

[Hot Coldman]

When it comes to 5th Gen, there can only be one.

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

Do you know where any work is? I just moved down and i cant find ANNYYTHIIING

Also, can I have a job

I know of nothing atm but have you been using Indeed?

http://www.indeed.co.uk/jobs?q=&l=portsmouth

 

[Rubbish King]

It feels like BritGAF is opening up to masses, like the thread has spread its wings and flown into the skies above

 

[P44]

It feels like BritGAF is opening up to masses, like the thread has spread its wings and flown into the skies above

Is that just because its in OT.

 

[SKINNER!]

My boys!!!

The thread required some GLC goodness!

 

[Mr. Sam]

When it comes to 5th Gen, there can only be one.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I totally thought that was Ainsley Harriot for a minute and just assumed it was a bad photo.

Dave Benson Phillips

 

[Guiberu]

Where do you live: NARFOLK
Where are you from: NARFOLK
Occupation: Group Insurance
University: Nah
Favourite Sport: Nah
Political party of choice: Nah
Favourite thing on the box: Nah
Favourite crisp flavour: Frazzles
Favourite biscuit: Fox's Cream Crunch
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Nah
Beano or Dandy: I was quite partial to both

 

[3Sixty]

The large number of pages in the old thread was making me intimidated.

Where do you liveortsmuff
Where are you from: Portsmuff
Occupation: retail area management
University: Portsmuff (6 years ago - WOAH)
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: Monster Raving Loony Party (I am disiliusioned atm - Tory's are scum but Labour are useless)
Favourite thing on the box: atm Happy Endings
Favourite crisp flavour: rather enjoying those cheapass Beef Grills
Favourite biscuit: Orange Custard Creams
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Granbull
Beano or Dandy: Dandy - when I was younger I dreamed of a Desperate Pie

Oh fuck not another one.


Where do you live: Saafampton
Where are you from: Saafampton
Occupation: Professional snitch
University: Nope
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: What kind of party doesn't have a DJ
Favourite thing on the box: Psych
Favourite crisp flavour: Beef space raiders
Favourite biscuit: Bourbon
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Zigzagoon
Beano or Dandy: Beano


Love the GLC. Saw them live once. So good.

 

[Mikeside]

Edit: The best reason to watch Happy Endings isn't Penny, it's the physical pinnacle of womenkind:

Nah, Penny is way cuter, both physically and personality-wise

 

[Hot Coldman]

god damn it Sam

 

[Salvadora]

In terms of Pokemon designs generation 4 > 5, although they are growing on me a little. I hope X/Y will be a return to form.

 

[Danj]

Well I say, this thread is jolly amusing, what what.

Where do you live: Cambridge
Where are you from: Peterborough but actually I've lived in a few different places between then and now
Occupation: system administrator
University: I did some time at Edinburgh and Sunderland universities but don't really have any actual qualifications to show for it
Favourite Sport: yeah no not really. I'm more of a "watch it on telly if I've got nothing better to do or if it's England playing or something" kind of bloke
Political party of choice: Pirate Party. Or failing that, the Liberal Democrats (since the Tories and Labour are both shit)
Favourite thing on the box: Doctor Who, Game of Thrones (okay yes I do watch that for all the nudity and shagging. But the bits with the short bloke are funny too)
Favourite crisp flavour: Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli or possibly Walkers Max Paprika. Not a fan of these new Deep Ridged jobbies, they take a lot of effort to eat. I wonder if ladies of negotiable virtue have the same problem with ribbed condoms
Favourite biscuit: Jaffa Cake obviously
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Somehow I managed to avoid the whole pokeymans craze, probably by not having many Nintendo platforms, but I'm thinking of jumping in with X & Y later this year
Beano or Dandy: Beano. Though I do seem to recall the Dandy used to come with cooler bundled stuff on the cover

 

[noffles]

When it comes to 5th Gen, there can only be one.

fuck opinions

 

[Mr. Sam]

Nah, Penny is way cuter, both physically and personality-wise

You've got to kick that crack habit, mate. I'm here for you.

god damn it Sam

In terms of Pokemon designs generation 4 > 5, although they are growing on me a little. I hope X/Y will be a return to form.

Don't make me post more Scrafty fan art! I've got folders full. Folders.

 

[Hot Coldman]

fuck opinions

Bouffalant is everything Tauros should have been. Tauros is too plain.

 

[Hystzen]

Where do you live: Stalybridge (its near MANCHESTERRRRRR)
Where are you from: SEE ABOVE MATE
Occupation: Student brah
University: Salford Massive
Favourite Sport: Your mum
Political party of choice: Your Dad
Favourite thing on the box: Pysch, Game Of Thrones
Favourite crisp flavour: Prawn mofo
Favourite biscuit: Bourbon
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: WHAT POKEMON AFTER 151
Beano or Dandy: Beano

 

[JonathanEx]

Where do you live: Lincoln
Where are you from: Suffolk
Occupation: Makes things about stuff on the internet for money / Occasional teaching assistant at uni.
University: Lincoln
Favourite Sport: Wheelchair rugby. Not particularly a fan of sport but I went to see it during the Paralympics as I liked it so much.
Political party of choice: Liberal, so, uh. Hmmm. Ask me later.
Favourite thing on the box: Doctor Who
Favourite crisp flavour: Prawn Cocktail. The McCoys one of those are like "I HEARD YOU LIKE FLAVOUR, RAWWWR"
Favourite biscuit: Rich tea finger cream.
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Wooper. Simple reason. Send him out in HG/SS, he turns round and looks shocked you sent him out.

Beano or Dandy: Beano. Lifetime member of the Beano Club.

 

[noffles]

Bouffalant should have been a Tauros evolution. It's basically just Tauros with attitude, bling on its horns and a fucking afro.

A fucking afro.

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

Oh fuck not another one.


Where do you live: Saafampton
Where are you from: Saafampton
Occupation: Professional snitch
University: Nope
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: What kind of party doesn't have a DJ
Favourite thing on the box: Psych
Favourite crisp flavour: Beef space raiders
Favourite biscuit: Bourbon
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Zigzagoon
Beano or Dandy: Beano


Love the GLC. Saw them live once. So good.

They are amazing.

I like to think I'm a level headed Portsmouth fan. I've worked a lot in Southampton and have a lot of Southampton fans I can have football conversations with (Rather than the sometimes grunting/piss measuring non-convos some rival fans have)

 

[BGBW]

170ish view vs 70ish posts. Congrats. The Pokémon pics managed to scare off at least 100 people.

 

[Mikeside]

You've got to kick that crack habit, mate. I'm here for you.

You're welcome to the blonde, I'll take the hot one

170ish view vs 70ish posts. Congrats. The Pokémon pics managed to scare off at least 100 people.

It's probably your avatar scaring them off.

 

[tomakasatnav]

Portsmouth is quite well represented so far. Shame about the one from down the road.

Where do you live: Portsmouth
Where are you from: Portsmouth
Occupation: Marketing
University: Portsmouth, Computer Games!
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: Uh..
Favourite thing on the box: Breaking Bad
Favourite crisp flavour: Prawn Cocktail
Favourite biscuit: Malted Milk
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: No idea!
Beano or Dandy: No idea!

 

[Rubbish King]

Is that just because its in OT.

Mainly due to the influx of members

But also that yes... We're in the public eye... If i had to display how it feels in a picture

Flawless

I know of nothing atm but have you been using Indeed?

http://www.indeed.co.uk/jobs?q=&l=portsmouth

I have indeed, i use the goverment jobsite more though..

 

[Wiseblade]

Where do you live: LANDAHN
Where are you from: LANDAHN
Occupation: UNEMPLOYED URBAN SCOUNDREL
University: IT WOZ GREENWICH INNIT
Favourite Sport: MUGGING
Political party of choice: HOUSE PARTY
Favourite thing on the box: COUNTDOWN
Favourite crisp flavour: Thai Sweet Chicken McCoy's
Favourite biscuit: Malted Milk
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: I'll give you three guesses.
Beano or Dandy: Beano

 

[Lirlond]

Yo wiseblade did you finish Berserk yet? Reknoc is watching the films and doesn't like them.

 

[3Sixty]

They are amazing.

I like to think I'm a level headed Portsmouth fan. I've worked a lot in Southampton and have a lot of Southampton fans I can have football conversations with (Rather than the sometimes grunting/piss measuring non-convos some rival fans have)

I used to work in Pompey a fair bit. I remember once being stuck in a car with 4 Portsmouth supporting colleagues when we were drew together in the FA Cup a few years back, fun drive.

 

[Wiseblade]

Yo wiseblade did you finish Berserk yet? Reknoc is watching the films and doesn't like them.

Not yet, my mind got blown reading the 300s so I'm talking a 30 minute break. I really should hurry though, all the people who started after I did have overtaken me.

 

[noffles]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

 

[3Sixty]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

No veg.

 

[Hystzen]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

the works everything crammed onto the plate that you need to lift brah just to be able to carry it

 

[TetraxShards]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

Roast spuds, mash, carrots, bit of parsnip.

 

[tomakasatnav]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

Gravy so thick you can spread it with a knife.

 

[DukeBobby]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

I can't afford a roast dinner.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

This is amazing.

 

[noffles]

I can't afford a roast dinner.

 

[Matt_]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

Lamb, parsnips and no gravy

 

[Mikeside]

So, now that the balls been rolled. What the fuck do you lot like with your roast dinner?

Roasties, parsnips, sweet potatoes, roast carrot, cabbage, peas, chestnuts, brocolli, everything.


That's why you need a roast every week - so you can cycle all the different kinds of veg!

 

[BGBW]

Don't you hate people who cut the parsnip to look like roast potato and then they mix the two together. I don't want to be tricked when enjoying a roast. My tastebuds getting ready to enjoy a roasty only to be surprised by a sneaky 'snip.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

OMG dat OP. Nice one BG,

Where do you live: Aldershit, Pants
Where are you from: the same
Occupation: Exams fucktard
University: dropout
Favourite Sport: lol sport
Political party of choice: lol politricks
Favourite thing on the box: Netflix
Favourite crisp flavour: Sweet Chilli Sunbites
Favourite biscuit: plain hobnob
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: fuck pokemon you weeaboo bastard
Beano or Dandy: Batman!

this thread moves too fast.

 

[SKINNER!]

DID U KNOW: If Scotland gets independence they will adopt Nectar Points as their national currency!
DID U KNOW: Your not a real man till you have jerked it with your bro's at one time in your life.

Don't you hate people who cut the parsnip to look like roast potato and then they mix the two together. I don't want to be tricked when enjoying a roast. My tastebuds getting ready to enjoy a roasty only to be surprised by a sneaky 'snip.

aww yeah! What's up with that? Don't be puttin' fake potatoes in my dish.

 

[noffles]

Don't you hate people who cut the parsnip to look like roast potato and then they mix the two together. I don't want to be tricked when enjoying a roast. My tastebuds getting ready to enjoy a roasty only to be surprised by a sneaky 'snip.

That's exactly what Suairyu said.

 

[no angel]

I keep meanin to get involved with your BritGaffers, maybe this new thread will make me do it.

Where do you live: Whiteley (in between Portsmouth/Southampton)
Where are you from: Pompey
Occupation: retail manager
University: Southampton
Favourite Sport: football
Political party of choice: n/a
Favourite thing on the box: if you base it on time spent watching it, Emmerdale. (blame my wife). Quite enjoying Vegas at the mo as well.
Favourite crisp flavour: Do parsnip crisps count? Otherwise I'd have to go with salt and vinegar kettle chips.
Favourite biscuit: Fox's Viennese Melts
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: I don't know pokemans. Is there one based on a sealion? If so that one.
Beano or Dandy: beano defo.

 

[Suairyu]

Where do you live: Plymouth
Where are you from: Everywhere
Occupation: Television researcher
University: Lancaster
Favourite Sport: Tennis
Political party of choice: Lib Dem pre-coalition, Labour post
Favourite thing on the box: muff (oh-ho!)
Favourite crisp flavour: Cheddar and red onion
Favourite biscuit: Chocolate hobnob
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Snivy
Beano or Dandy: Dandy for tradition, Beano for the laffs

Great job, BGBW!

 

[Hystzen]

The brits are growing in number

still too many in the south one day we will defeat them

 

[Goron2000]

Where do you live: Birmingham
Where are you from: Kidderminster
Occupation: QA Tester for games ennit
University: Nadda
Favourite Sport: curby (is this the correct spelling for every english childs favourite game of ball curb?)
Political party of choice: {insert whichever party you'd rather me support here}
Favourite thing on the box: Jeremy Kyle USA
Favourite crisp flavour: Coops own chardonnay wine vinegar and sea salt crisps
Favourite biscuit: maryland choc chip & hazelnut
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: porygon 2
Beano or Dandy: Beano