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[Selfish Pizza]

Where do you live: Baldock, Herts
Where are you from: London
Occupation: Fireplace Distributor
University: University of Life (I really hate it when people say that)
Favourite Sport: Masturbation
Political party of choice: Bloc Party
Favourite thing on the box: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia/Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones
Favourite crisp flavour: Kinda Bueno
Favourite biscuit: Jaffa Cake
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Snorlax
Beano or Dandy: Readers Wives

 

[Chinner]

i know how much you guys like statistics...

 

[Suairyu]

Unlike our American errant spoilt children cousins, our Southerners are the true nobility!

And Chinner for Island President.

Put a link to the charz in your OP, BGBW!

 

[3Sixty]

Damn.

'Ampshire taking over.

 

[donkey show]

CHINNER!!! I'm calling mad shenanigans on that chart! :O

Think of it like DC or Marvel but with good characters.

So who's Marvel and who's DC?

 

[noffles]

donkey show's shagged half of sheffield the fuck is with that chart

 

[Hystzen]

Donkey is pimping 2 girls per week not like Mike

 

[Rubbish King]

Do you reckon we could overthrow the yanks?


I reckon we could

 

[SKINNER!]

lmao! cunt's deliberately misspelling my name.

 

[Suairyu]

Donkey is pimping 2 girls per week not like Mike

or so he says

 

[Wiseblade]

So what do you guys actually talk about in here?

 

[Lirlond]

I keep meanin to get involved with your BritGaffers, maybe this new thread will make me do it.

Where do you live: Whiteley (in between Portsmouth/Southampton)
Where are you from: Pompey
Occupation: retail manager
University: Southampton
Favourite Sport: football
Political party of choice: n/a
Favourite thing on the box: if you base it on time spent watching it, Emmerdale. (blame my wife). Quite enjoying Vegas at the mo as well.
Favourite crisp flavour: Do parsnip crisps count? Otherwise I'd have to go with salt and vinegar kettle chips.
Favourite biscuit: Fox's Viennese Melts
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: I don't know pokemans. Is there one based on a sealion? If so that one.
Beano or Dandy: beano defo.

 

[Suairyu]

So what do you guys actually talk about in here?

Videogames
Mike's failure to have sex
Politics
Bangin' tunes
Mad stacks
Legal things (ask phisheep)
Vasectomies
Anything you want

We're a friendly lot and you should be more involved. We even talk Pokémon from time to time.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

lmao at those charts! What happened to kentpaul? He used to be cool brahs. I bet his mrs is making him cook more or something.

 

[Hystzen]

So what do you guys actually talk about in here?

anything normally we wait for Mike to tell us about his love life then just joke over it.

Anything is a topic

 

[Hot Coldman]

So what do you guys actually talk about in here?

Well once the new thread smell has wafted away... it's about whatever the current conversation is.

Or you could just whine/rejoice about something that happened to you.

You know. Life and stuff.

 

[donkey show]

or so he says

 

[Mikeside]

Donkey is pimping 2 girls per week not like Mike

You wanna throw down, dawg?
Does you even lift?!

 

[Chinner]

Donkey is pimping 2 girls per week not like Mike

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Videogames
Mike's failure to have sex
Politics
Bangin' tunes
Mad stacks
Vasectomies

That's actually fairly spot on. Also beads. And how into ourselves we are :|

 

[SKINNER!]

So what do you guys actually talk about in here?

Anything British really. If you want to discuss something that was on any of the free/sky channels, any non political news or even sports

 

[Jackben]

britGAF: It's like a disgusting boil that you can't help but poke.

Sweet OP and statistics are good.

 

[BGBW]

I actually dropped one place in the thread by the end. When I posted that top 10 a couple of days ago I jokingly shopped my name out (apparently no one noticed).

 

[Suairyu]

BGBW you such a sly liar.

SO CHAPS for the next two months L4D2 is the official BritGAF game of choice, yes?

BGBW, can we whip up a little something for the OP?

 

[Darren870]

Where do you live: London (Islington)
Where are you from: New York
Occupation: IT - Network Security
University: Roger Williams (RI)
Favourite Sport: Hockey
Political party of choice: Liberal
Favourite thing on the box: Breaking Bad
Favourite crisp flavour: Sea Salt....If I had to pick one
Favourite biscuit: Umm...not sure
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Farfetch'd
Beano or Dandy: ???

 

[Musha_Soturi]

i know how much you guys like statistics...

Well done Chinner, a very productive use of your time.

I like how I've remained quite consistent from old UK Gaf to new Brit Gaf.

CHINNER!!! I'm calling mad shenanigans on that chart! :O



So who's Marvel and who's DC?

I'm Marvel with mainstream characters, but I do love the off shoots from DC.

 

[noffles]

Also, my femininity is a current issue.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I bet his mrs is making him cook more or something.

Someone's gotta supply Scotland's heroin.

 

[Hystzen]

You wanna throw down, dawg?
Does you even lift?!

 

[Wiseblade]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

 

[donkey show]

Also, my femininity is a current issue.

If you want to ask noffles directly, I can PM you guys his number.

 

[Rubbish King]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

whats a cyberPUNK

 

[Hystzen]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

what about people who get augmented limbs will we be enemies or on same side

 

[Hot Coldman]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

I don't think such things are ever "imminent". They take time.

Wait for the first news reports about military cybernetics.

 

[BGBW]

So who's Marvel and who's DC?

Donno. Which one is still alive and has more known characters. That's the Beano.
The Dandy has one or two well known characters like Desperate Dan but not as many as the Beano. Also it is half dead. ;__;

Little fact for you. Your Dennis the Menace and out Dennis the Menace were conceived in the same week. Ours is better of course.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

I think zombie apocalypse is more likely than cyborgs

 

[Jackben]

GEORGE WAS RIGHT, OCEANA IS HERE YOU GUYS WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Marvel is Beano, Dandy is DC. Just makes sense, in terms of likeability, age and relevance.

 

[BGBW]

Marvel is Beano, Dandy is DC. Just makes sense, in terms of likeability, age and relevance.

I was going to say that simply because all I know of DC is Superman and Batman much like people only know of Desperate Dan, Beryl the Peril and Korky the Cat from the Dandy.

 

[hidden offline]

Where do you live:Glasgow
Where are you from:Scotland
Occupation:N/A
University:N/A
Favourite Sport:Shin kicking
Political party of choice:Snp if i had to choose
Favourite thing on the box:Top gear
Favourite crisp flavour:Chicken
Favourite biscuit:Timeout
Favourite Pokemon POST 151re 151 squirtle, post would be mudkip i guess
Beano or Dandyandy

 

[Suairyu]

How do WiiU accounts work? They're not friend codes anymore, right? I'm creating a centralised spreadsheet for us all.

 

[Gregorn]

Where do you live: Near Canterbury
Where are you from: Near Ipswitch
Occupation: Crying at the job centre
University: Too stupid
Favourite Sport: I don't care
Political party of choice: I don't care
Favourite thing on the box: Always sunny at the moment
Favourite crisp flavour: I've gone off crisps
Favourite biscuit: The orange flavoured one
Favourite Pokemon POST 151:

Beano or Dandy: Who?

This is why I don't go on dating sites.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I was going to say that simply because all I know of DC is Superman and Batman much like people only know of Desperate Dan, Beryl the Peril and Korky the Cat from the Dandy.

Replace Beryl with Bananaman for me.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Where do you live: Reading.
Where are you from: Reading.
Occupation: LOL.
University: LOL.
Favourite Sport: F1.
Political party of choice: LOL.
Favourite thing on the box: Nothing at the moment.
Favourite crisp flavour: Cheese & Onion.
Favourite biscuit: The Bourbon.
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: LOL.
Beano or Dandy: Beano
Favourite swear: Minge.
Most alcohol consumed in 24hr period: 18 bottles + shots.
Favourite Doctor: Tom Baker.
Eastenders or Corrie: Corrie.
Are you a pearly? No.
Chas or Dave: Chas. No, Dave. No, Chas.
Molested by Saville: No.
Swap Shop or Tiswaz: Tiswaz.
Favourite A Road: A329.

 

[BGBW]

How do WiiU accounts work? They're not friend codes anymore, right? I'm creating a centralised spreadsheet for us all.

It's like Steam. You have your NNID which is your account name and you use a Mii as your display name which you can change at any time.

Friendcodes are still there as part of the parental controls but for you and I we can just send friend requests using the NNIDs.

 

[SKINNER!]

Anything is free game? How about the fact that all I've been thinking for the past week is that a cyberpunk dystopian future is imminent and I should be making a survival kit for the Cyborg uprising?

Google's making them glasses...Sooner or later they'll build robots that can trace you through Google maps D:

Molested by Saville: No.

Lucky bastard.

 

[f0rk]

I think zombie apocalypse is more likely than cyborgs

Wake up Musha the cyborgs are already here

 

[BGBW]

Replace Beryl with Bananaman for me.

I honestly feel ashamed for forgetting to list him. Time to commit sudoku.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I think zombie apocalypse is more likely than cyborgs

Educate yourself

 

[CHEEZMO™]

GEORGE WAS RIGHT, OCEANA IS HERE YOU GUYS WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Huxley was right.