Should've introduced yourself as a 20 something single redhead with a deep passion for Dark Souls.
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Should've introduced yourself as a 20 something single redhead with a deep passion for Dark Souls.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Hey. I'm here for you.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Did I tell you I hated you on your birthday? If I did you must have deserved it. I actually can't remember anything after getting back to yours.
And probably not being a lesbian would have helped if you were gonna go down this route. Although actually some of the guys in here probably dig that.
*shakes fist*
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
You're a member!!!
There was no need to call her that. Jeez.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I'm genuinely shocked you didn't give my wonderful analysis of Tangled the time of day. You're as ungrateful as that little cow Repunzal
because the witch aint her mum! you cant sympathise with a baby stealer
Sploat is cool and it's cool that her and I are into the same stuff.
You didn't say you hated me that day, just that you really hated me sometimes. It's okay though as I just interpreted that as you inevitably flicking your bean and thinking of me. The only thing I wasn't sure if was if you'd be doing that in a love or hate mood.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
It's just not that simple, Tash.
I know! I feel so validated.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
It is though, she had no love for rapunzel from the start, only greed for the powers her hair possessed, in the opening scene she tries to steal her hair but learns that it loses it's powers when separated from her, so she thinks fuck it, I'll just have to steal the little shit so I can poses my very own fountain of life
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Totally misread that. Congrats, though!
Shawshank is a shit movie, brah. Default best movie ever choice of dullards.
Musha_Soturi
Member
oh hate mood definitely. Really gets me going.
I've never heard that as a euphemism for it, but sure, why not?
I can vouch for this.
Every time I stay over I can hear her furiously beaning it in the bedroom and cursing "I fucking hate Jimbor, Jackben, Jedeye and Meadows" for hours.
It's kind of creepy, but she never gives me her WiFi password, so there's nothing else for me to jerk off to.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
You're in an incredibly cunty mood lately, Tash. Just think, you're going back home and almost definitely getting a blowie soon. All is well.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Oh, Tash...
Grothel tended to that plant for hundreds of years, it was like a child to her. She nurtured it, cared for it, kept it alive. Along comes King Big Bollocks and tears it from the ground, crushes it and boils it without a by your leave. No thought of what it could do for the rest of the kingdom, no care for the fact that he kills this one of a kind plant, no care for the woman who kept it alive all this time, no gratitude. He didn't even think to ask her. He's as greedy and forthright as you claim Grothel is; more so.
Can you blame her for breaking into the castle to take back a lock - a single lock was her intention - of what is by rights hers? Then, when at the last hurdle she realises it's impossible, can you blame her for acting out of desperation? A moment of human weakness, when faced with losing hundreds of years of toil.
Then what does Grothel do? She could've just put her in a cellar and fed and watered her when necessary; that's what an "evil" and "uncaring" person would've done. Nope, she does what she has always done, what she does best: care for and nurture a living thing for eighteen years, man. The nappies, the tantrums, teething; she did it all even though she didn't really need to. You say she didn't care about Rapunzal? What about the crayons? What about getting her favourite pie? She didn't need to do any of that. You think she didn't care, even though she spent eighteen years looking after her in an enclosed space? Pah. No way.
Even then, Repunzal has known no other mother and she discards her without a second thought. "Oh, I'm rich? Well fuck that ugly old hag who nurtured me and cared for me over EIGHTEEN YEARS, I want a fucking Porsche!" Boots Grothel out of a window.
Repunzal turns out to be a heartless, ungrateful, little fame hungry psychopath, likely picked up from her father's side. I have every sympathy for Grothel. I don't condone her SINGLE MOMENT of weakness by partaking in baby stealing, but I understand it.
It's great! I must've spent about 100 hours on it. I finished the story this weekend and now I have a void in my life. Going to see what all this CoD fuss is about.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
You know what's in an incredibly cunty mood lately?
me
Alright, I see your point
but I still think she's a dick
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I get you, it's like Amanda Berry and Ariel Castro - Amanda was actually pretty ungrateful. Ariel housed her, fed her, et cetera, and then she runs away and gets him into trouble at first opportunity. Totally not cool.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Haha! If Grothel had sexually abused Repunzal then yeah, you might have a point.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
That's the prequel, coming soon from Axel Braun starring Lexi Belle and Nina Hartley.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Exactly like that. No games, no cryptic clues. Just sit her down, tell her you still love her and you'd like to know if there's any chance you could give it another go.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
What, no Stoya or India Summer?
You're my favourite.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Wasn't Rapunzel a blonde though? I just nabbed the first blonde/old people I could remember
I could go for that casting though, sure.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Good advice, especially if they made a child already. If you can't be honest with that person then there is no chance.
But a heroic crown of sonnets would also do the trick, as would a roll of Love Hearts.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Praise the sun!
(Fine, I'll bite!)
I'd agree that it's possibly overrated and it's a fairly safe, conventional movie, but it's certainly not inept. The characters are well developed, the writing is sharp and believable, the story is intriguing and cleverly constructed without feeling convoluted and the acting is impressive across the board. It's very handsomely shot too.
So, so fine.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Wasn't Rapunzel a blonde though? I just nabbed the first blonde/old people I could remember
I could go for that casting though, sure.
Lexi is cool as Rapunzal. I was thinking about hot Grothel.
We park our cars in the same Hymn Sheet, my friend.
She's like Liv Tyler with meat on her bones. Plus, she's seems super cool.
But there's one problem. She's with someone. They're having troubles though. Do I chime in now or just accept she's moved on?
Musha_Soturi
Member
Wait, didn't she just sign up for OKCupid?
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Depends. If you want a drama free life then just move on and see where life takes you.
However it could be fun/exciting/scary to throw an emotion-grenade into her trenches of love and see what comes of it? It's guaranteed to utterly fuck with her head for a little while but a positive outcome could happen, and it's sure to be a wild time when her current beau finds out.
That, apparently, is a game between the two to see who can get the most hits. It still bothers me though. It shouldn't, but it does.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
1. Why does this bother you?
2. Of course she would win, girls will always win in hits on internet dating. It would be like me challenging Deaf Spacker to a footrace (which tbh would probably be closer than I would hope, I can't run good)
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Well you might as well tell her then, either open that door or have it nailed shut in your face. At least you'll know.
Or just point her to this thread. Reveal your identity. Make it sentimental and shit...
...actually, scratch that idea. Best not let her look through your post history.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Troof.
You always regret the things you didn't do in life more than you regret things you did.
Musha_Soturi
Member
That's a bit of an odd game. How long have they been dating? I need a bit more background info.
From what you've said about her before I would say it's clear she still cares for you a great deal too, but you're never going to know if it's enough unless you just come out and ask her.
This is true. I signed up to OK Cupid for a laugh and apparently in 1 day got more hits, likes and messages than Mike had gotten in a year.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Tell that to Josef Fritzl.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
This is why I'm not letting my wife meet you lot. Dangerous.
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