We just had the most hilariously surreal night of CoD ever. We ran into this French clan who we proceeded to slaughter in Headquarter on Shipment. Afterwards, one of them started yelling at us, and all we could make out were the words "Shit" "DVD" "I want to know!" "Motherfucker!" "Explosion". There was a long string of sentences containing those key words, some times as a statement, some times as a question.
We lol'ed and then vetoed Strike because it's the worst fucking map for headquarters ever. Shipment again. Another slaughter, followed by the same unintelligible statements/questions, only this time twice as loud. Eventually we deciphered them saying "Motherfucking cunts!" before they backed out of the room. We backed out for about 5 minutes for a tea/bathroom break.
Then we load up a new game. Headquarters on Shipment. And once again, that same French clan is our opponents. This time, we all change our clan tags to match theirs. We slaughter them again, as they spend most of the match hiding between the angled crates, hoping to catch us off guard. Anticipating this we all shoot through the metal, killing them. After the match the guys start sending us video chat invites, with the same aforementioned phrases, plus video chat.
So basically, we're sitting there laughing our asses off, while these people are shouting "I WANT TO KNOW YOU EXPLODING SHIT DVD WHY NO VIDEO CHAT!!!!????" at us. Then one says "I AM NOT NO USA, WHY VIDEO CHAT??? I SHOW YOU EXPLODING DVD SHIT!!!" Then they leave. It was amazing.
Also, we figured out a cool clan tag exploit, making sentences. We plan out a sentence in the lobby before searching, then, upon seeing the order our names appear & what the opposition's gamertag or clantag is, we quickly make a sentence. So if we log in and see someone named Bob1256747, we quickly make our tags say something like.
[Bob]
[is]
[a]
[big]
[fat]
[noob]
Then we laugh & laugh like the immature twats we are, and good times are had by everyone who isn't Bob.