Can you tell the difference between a British and an American by looking at them?

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It's a pretty ridiculous question in and of itself because the vast majority of Americans have much more than British ancestry. I am of Irish, German and Polish heritage, so I would hope I don't look like I am British (which by this thread I assume means English yes I know Ireland is part of the "British Isles")

I think most of the US is dominated by German ancestry.
 
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Nope, don't have much problem.

He's Irish.
 
Really always marvel at Rooney's head, only an Irish person could have such mismatched facial features (and I say this as an Irish person).

To use a native expression, "look at the fucking head on him".
A lot of people would say you can tell the difference between Irish & English people fairly easily (and I would agree, in fact, I would go one step further and say you can tell the difference between the descendants from the planters up north and the "natives" - average height jumps up by a fucking foot and suddenly everyone looks like a rugby player)
 
Well Yanks are just fat Brits so I can see why it's hard for people to tell the difference in this age of political correctness.
 
Produce an American who looks like this.

The challenge is on!

Actually iirc he is an American who was forced to adopt a British accent after being given the single most British name of all time.

Pretty sure he said this that one time somewhere.
 
Easy peasey lemon squeezey! Walking around London one can spot them from a mile away.

British men all walk around in suits, wear bowler hats and carry umbrellas.

American men wear hawaiian shirts, stetson hats and carry a camera.
 
American whites are looking very mixed nowadays. We start off being of mixed European blood anyway, so we lack that distinctive look Germans, French, or British sort of have (if you stay in one of those places long enough you'll get what I'm saying).

And now we're always 1/8th or 1/16th not-white (usually Native American), and marrying up with someone of another ethnicity is now considered desirable, diluting us further.

To top it all off the sun in the U.S. is much stronger than in Europe, especially in the South, so American whites are always tanned and aged and ragged looking.
 
To me, Ricks accent is incredibly fake. As is Hugh Laurie as Dr House. I cringe when I listen to them. A bad accent ruins any scene for me..

Bullshit on both counts. I'm from the south and Andrew Lincoln's accent is more than adequate. He is certainly not bad enough to ruin a scene, no matter how high someone's standards might be. And Hugh Laurie might as well be American.
 
Bullshit on both counts. I'm from the south and Andrew Lincoln's accent is more than adequate. He is certainly not bad enough to ruin a scene, no matter how high someone's standards might be. And Hugh Laurie might as well be American.

The exec producer initially thought he was American from his audition tape. Quoth wikipedia:

Laurie's American accent was so convincing that executive producer Bryan Singer, who was unaware at the time that Laurie is British, pointed to him as an example of just the kind of compelling American actor he had been looking for.
 
Actually iirc he is an American who was forced to adopt a British accent after being given the single most British name of all time.

Pretty sure he said this that one time somewhere.
That is absolutely not true. He is more English than the majority of English people in England.
 
i find it fairly easy to spot out an american; usually they're obese, holding a burger in one hand, shopping bag in another and they act as if people care about what they say. depending on how fat they are and how much they look like john goodman helps me determine which state exactly,
 
American whites are looking very mixed nowadays. We start off being of mixed European blood anyway, so we lack that distinctive look Germans, French, or British sort of have (if you stay in one of those places long enough you'll get what I'm saying).

And now we're always 1/8th or 1/16th not-white (usually Native American), and marrying up with someone of another ethnicity is now considered desirable, diluting us further.

To top it all off the sun in the U.S. is much stronger than in Europe, especially in the South, so American whites are always tanned and aged and ragged looking.

The sun is stronger? What.

It may be more arid in the American south but it can get hot in southern Europe.
 
I will say I don't understand how you guys maintained your British and Irish accents and we created these weird fucking dialects in America like the southern accent, the north eastern accent, Midwest accent, etc.

british accents are far more diverse than north american, partly because of britain's long history of being invaded and people subsequently running away to various parts of the islands. pretty much every major city in the UK has a distinct accent — and that's in a place the size of a single largeish US state.

many of these accents don't make it onto exportable TV, granted.
 
i find it fairly easy to spot out an american; usually they're obese, holding a burger in one hand, shopping bag in another and they act as if people think about what they say. depending on how fat they are and how much they look like john goodman helps me determine which state exactly,
This is pretty offensive and inaccurate. A real American would dual wield burgers and wrap the bag around their arm.
 
I live abroad (Korea)

Noone ever thinks I'm American.

Sometimes people think I'm French (which makes my wife happier than me) but mostly they guess English.

People say it's the shape of my face, but I think it's because I'm quite slim.
 
I live abroad (Korea)

Noone ever thinks I'm American.

Sometimes people think I'm French (which makes my wife happier than me) but mostly they guess English.

People say it's the shape of my face, but I think it's because I'm quite slim.

In my experience Asians won't immediately think a white guy is American because Americans never have any vacation time to go abroad, and hence are a rare sight.
 
I can only tell if they are in a tourist group in vacation here in Italy.
Mostly because of the average weight and dresses.

Anyway it seems to me that this thread is trying to compare only native english with white americans of central/northern europe origin.

American(and canada) is the worst country in the world if you want to guess its citizens by looking only at their facial features, it's a land with an huge story of imigration in the past centuries.
 
This is completely off topic but I just realized that this girl is french :

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and the daughter of this actress :

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My mind is so blown it's all over the walls. I seriously doubt this woman even speaks french, she seems british as all hell to me.
 
Bullshit on both counts. I'm from the south and Andrew Lincoln's accent is more than adequate. He is certainly not bad enough to ruin a scene, no matter how high someone's standards might be. And Hugh Laurie might as well be American.

We had a discussion like this in a thread on here a few weeks ago

The problem is we have grown up with both these actors on UK TV talking in their native accents for years so to me hearing both and knowing their 'real' voices was very hard to buy.

Americans may have seen Andrew Lincoln as a believable good Ol boy I just saw Egg from This Life putting on a dodgy yank accent.

Same with Hugh Laurie his always been seen as a very posh actor. So his accent was hilarious the first time I watched House.
 
I used to work for a Chinese company and one time our big boss man came over to visit our office in London. When he found out that one of our creative directors was from South Africa, (Seff Efricar!) he congratulated him on his excellent English. I dunno how the fuck he knew, he couldn't speak a word himself but he could see his translator talking to him in English I guess.

And for all you cockney lovers, here's a small kick in the teeth - in our office, we refer to the Americans as "septics" - Septic Tank = Yank.
 
We had a discussion like this in a thread on here a few weeks ago

The problem is we have grown up with both these actors on UK TV talking in their native accents for years so to me hearing both and knowing their 'real' voices was very hard to buy.

Americans may have seen Andrew Lincoln as a believable good Ol boy I just saw Egg from This Life putting on a dodgy yank accent.

Same with Hugh Laurie his always been seen as a very posh actor. So his accent was hilarious the first time I watched House.

I really don't get why people are surprised with hugh laurie, I thought blackadder and Jeeves & Worcester were fairly well known in America, at the very least you'd expect people in the industry to have seen them
 
I really don't get why people are surprised with hugh laurie, I thought blackadder and Jeeves & Worcester were fairly well known in America, at the very least you'd expect people in the industry to have seen them

I couldn't make it past the first ten minutes of Jeeves and Wooster. It was nothing but ten minutes of Laurie making a retarded face.
 
I cannot tell the difference from just looking at someone.

I can more often tell the difference if they engage me in conversation, even without the accents.

If they are American they engage me in conversation.

If they are British they do the proper and correct thing and keep quiet.
 
British people have accents that make them sound smarter than my drawl.
This needs to fucking stop now Americans....there is no such thing as "British English".

It's English, that's all...it's your version of the English language that is the subset of English, not ours.
Actually, both aren't the same English language spoken when the colonies split off. Languages evolve and diverge (Although American English had some help with its intentionally changed spellings). So calling them British English and American English is fine.

It reminds me of the silly idea that the non-Spain versions of Spanish "aren't 'real' Spanish."

Has this been posted yet?

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Why are "white American" and "African American" different categories there?
 
Why are "white American" and "African American" different categories there?

Significant ancestry differences between the two arguably largest racial and ethnic groups in North America? Why would they not be?

This needs to fucking stop now Americans....there is no such thing as "British English".

It's English, that's all...it's your version of the English language that is the subset of English, not ours.

:lol, ignoring Wales and Scotland, are we? They certainly aren't the namesake of the language but definitely speak their own subdialects within "British English" in the present day.
 
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