I just watched a Youtube clip from the Graham Norton show to get me up to snuff, but yeah, okay that sounds kinda bad. I'm probably going to get stoned to death here, but I love what you guys call a Cockney accent? Whatever Rose speaks from Doctor Who. I like that. And Irish accents. They are majestic. I've heard people from overseas say they like southern accents or something. I guess it might be kind of the same thing. Like I think people from overseas see the southern accent as that debutant-style all proper style slow-talking drawl and all that. Round here in the south you don't talk like that unless you've got money. It's mostly improper English with the word "done" thrown in like a valley girl would say "like".
Like here's my impression of what people from overseas think the southern accent sounds like:
"Child (Chai- -old), gracious (gray-shus) me, you (u-eww) sure ( sher) are giving (ge-vin) me the vapors (vay-purrs). Why (wai), if I don't say (sey), you are the most handsome gentlemen (gentile-man) I have ever (ev-var) seen."
In the real world it actually sounds like this.
"Boy (Boi)" - or if you are a girl it sounds like "gerl" -followed by you done (dunn) stole my heart (hart). We done gone up to granpappy's house and his old lady done threw him out. It's a done mess I tell you. He done nothing wrong to that lady, but he done screwed up. Only thing I heard was the law (police) come down there and told him that he can't be beating on the dang old woman like that. It aint right."
We use done and aint and dang and did I mention done? Done is like thrown into everything. You can't even order a sandwhich without using the word done here. It's like: "I done want a whopper but I done want ketchup and onions but I don't want them done tomatoes and done make it quick or I'm done gonna get mad" "Are you done your order? "Yes, I'm done, done my order".
It's not really sexy, but you guys with your proper English and even that cockney accent. Even when you sound dumb you sound smart.