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Cars and their drivers you dislike.

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People who associate a brand of car with a specific personality are more insufferable than 90% of bad drivers.

Waaaah, I drive a 15 year old Honda so everyone in a BMW is a pretentious douchebag. Waaaah.

There are types of drivers who do annoying and/or illegal shit but I have seen them paired to just about ever badge under the sun.

Is your Daddys beamer fast? What colour is it?
 

Aguirre

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i dont hate the drivers! its just i dont like the attitude some of those people who drive expensive European cars ... , i've also not had good experiences with subaru drivers either. :(

toyota drivers are the best!
 
i dont hate the drivers! its just i dont like the attitude some of those people who drive expensive European cars ... , i've also not had good experiences with subaru drivers either. :(

toyota drivers are the best!

I thought I was going to make it through this thread unscathed. I don't do illegal shenanigans in my Subaru. I swear!
 

SLV

Member
I thought I was going to make it through this thread unscathed. I don't do illegal shenanigans in my Subaru. I swear!

There were 2 or 3 posts about Subaru's specifically, before Aguirre posted.
Just be glad you are not driving a minivan -_-
 
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Vilix

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In Houston? The most dangerous people on the road are cops and tow truck drivers.

It used to be a lot worse before SafeClear. I remember seeing accidents on the freeway where there were just two cars, but over a dozen tow trucks lined up, taking up a lane of traffic, maybe two, just to get a shot at towing the cars away. This would happen multiple times a day on Houston freeways.
 

Falcs

Banned
I can't stand ALL drivers in Australia. Or at least in Melbourne. People can't drive for shit down here. Everywhere I go, there is constantly some slow-ass in my way. People here never stick to the "Keep left unless overtaking" signs. Our traffic lights change pretty quick here, and everyone takes off so damn slow when it's green.
The only drivers I like are young Aussie hoons in their ugly Holdens only because even though they drive like idiots and think they own the roads, they at least stay out of my way.

I just came back from the a holiday in the US a few weeks ago. Good god I miss driving there!
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Not a "driver" or a "car," but bicyclists who get so aggro about the "share the road" thing that they actively get in your way, despite the fact that them hitting you is pretty much irrelevant but if you hit them they will be squashed and dead.
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
It used to be a lot worse before SafeClear. I remember seeing accidents on the freeway where there were just two cars, but over a dozen tow trucks lined up, taking up a lane of traffic, maybe two, just to get a shot at towing the cars away. This would happen multiple times a day on Houston freeways.

Oh, I remember. I had the gun flashed at me at 249 & 8. SafeClear took the aggression off the highways, but it's still there on the surface streets. Don't get in a wreck on Veterans Memorial.
 
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Vilix

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i dont hate the drivers! its just i dont like the attitude some of those people who drive expensive European cars ...

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Alucrid

Banned
Jeeze, ya'll need to relax. The only time I've ever been pissed off enough to use my horn was when a car full of old people was going 5mph on a twisty road with no room to pass them. I didn't feel like getting rear ended so I just laid on it. That said I haven't really had enough problems to associate "X" bad driving with "Y" car or whatever.

Except MA drivers, they suck.

I drove a BMW.

I came to post about BMWs, but then somebody put us Mustang drivers in our place, so now I shall just bitterly tell you all to go fuck yourselves.

V6?
 
i dont hate the drivers! its just i dont like the attitude some of those people who drive expensive European cars ... , i've also not had good experiences with subaru drivers either. :(

toyota drivers are the best!

Toyota makes the Prius so that statement is wrong. Completely wrong.
 
Because I'm too busy keeping my eyes on the road as opposed to looking out for speeding maniacs from behind. I don't seek these people out, but if I'm going well above the speed limit, someone appears behind me and is up my ass, then fuck them. That's the kind of behavior that causes accidents. At least I do my best to not put myself in that kind of situation. Full disclosure, it's rare that I'm even in the fast lane.

In all seriousness, this is a bit weird. Part of driving is constantly checking all your mirrors. I'd say I look in the rearview every 4-6 seconds, and it's not even something that I think about, it's just automatic at this point. I drive on the I-5 down to Seattle fairly often and it's pretty easy to see someone catching up to you.
 

McLovin

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Meh, drive whatever you want I don't care. But I hate people with Massachusetts plates. I'm 100% sure turning signals are optional for them.
 

jstripes

Banned
Why can't you just move over if you see them approaching you quickly? Whenever I'm in the left lane and I see someone is coming up on me pretty quick, I switch over to the right, let them pass and then just go back over.

I drive on the busiest highway in North America, and most times of day the "passing lane" doesn't exist. It's just the fast lane. I tend to drive in it because it's the only lane not packed to the gills with 18-wheelers. I move into another lane, otherwise.

But what drives me nuts is that these tailgaters think their bullying is still justified in heavy traffic. I'll be in the fast lane, with my speed matching the flow of traffic, with just enough safe stopping space between me and the car ahead of me. Some douchenozzle in a BMW will start tailgating me, expecting me to move over so he can get into my spot, then hoping to do the same thing to the next few dozen cars tightly-packed in front of him.

So annoying.
 

Jzero

Member
All cyclists are the arrogant shit heads that make driving in the city impossible.

One of the most satisfying things ive ever done in life was punch a smug cunt of a cyclist square in the face.

Dickhead cut right across me in traffic without arm signals or any kind of indication he was going to do it. To avoid mince meating him with my car i jammed on the brakes (Shouldve just hit the bastard). I beep the horn and he turns around, kicks my car and spits on the door.

I went rage mode, jumped out the car and shouted like what I assume, looked like an absolute insane person. He turns around and comes back with this smug smirk on his face i couldnt resist but punch. I hit him pretty hard, he stumbled back while still on the bike and it was like slow motion watching him fall over. So funny looking. He got up and cycled off.

This happened in my first year of driving when I was 18 but he was completely wrong and deserved it.

Probably wouldn't do that kind of shit now 5 years later, Young and stupid and all that stuff.

But still, fuck him and fuck cyclists.
You better watch out next time you decide to punch a cyclist, this could happen to you.
 

MattKeil

BIGTIME TV MOGUL #2
No mention of Lexus drivers yet? Easily the most dangerous cars on the road in California, mainly because of who drives them. You never quite know what kind of stupid thing a Lexus driver will pull. Will they weave recklessly through traffic that's not in any way bypassable? Will they change lanes without any notice? Will they try to U-turn out of the oncoming left turn lane without checking for oncoming traffic? Will they turn right out of the left-hand lane? Will they speed past you on the right and then move to the far left and suddenly decide to drive under the limit? Will they decide it's a good idea to forcibly turn left out of a driveway on the busiest six-lane road in Los Angeles at 5PM?

You just never know, and that's why you need to give them as much room as possible so they can do stupid things without involving you.

So you're saying that someone going too fast can't be arsed to slow the fuck down? Letter of the law is letter of the law, I get it, but I'm sorry...if someone expects me to move just because they're going faster then I've got a surprise, because tailgating is rude and dangerous.

Better let an asshole be an asshole, right? Already said I wouldn't do it during rush hour, but if someone is speeding like a wild man and expects me to move? Dose of reality, then. Tailgating is rude, asshole. Have some of your own medicine.

This is exponentially more dangerous behavior than fast driving. What model Lexus do you drive?
 

Ovid

Member
That reminds me of people with heatlight too high (all newer cars in Europe must have adjustable height on headlights, expensive cars do it automatically) which makes me think they're flashing me on every bump.
I live in a rural and dark place so there's a lot of driving with high beams and it really annoys me when people get so angry at seeing a car with high beams and flash you even though it's too far away to obscure their vision. What really pisses me off though when it comes to lights are front fog lamps. It is against the law up here to drive with them at night as it's illegal to drive with them and low beams at the same time. It doesn't sound like such a bad thing until you drive on a twisty, wet road and experience that wall of light from a car (usually several in a row -_-) they create.
Interesting.
 

Cipherr

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People who associate a brand of car with a specific personality are more insufferable than 90% of bad drivers.

Waaaah, I drive a 15 year old Honda so everyone in a BMW is a pretentious douchebag. Waaaah.

There are types of drivers who do annoying and/or illegal shit but I have seen them paired to just about ever badge under the sun.


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DrSlek

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Personalised licence plates annoy the shit out of me.

Also; kids who think that putting a loud as shit muffler on their 1998 ford festiva makes them cool as shit. YOU LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A COMPLETE TOOL!
 

Negator

Member
I don't care if you're a cyclist, old, or have six kids in the car.

If you're driving 20 MPH below the speed limit, I fucking hate you.
 

DrSlek

Member
Oh yeah! Cyclists! How could I forget cyclists.

normally I have no problem with them. But around the time the tour down under arrives in my city, the roads are suddenly clogged with cyclists. Riding in huge groups, consuming half of your lane as you're trying to get to work on time. The real kicker is most of them aren't locals who get caught up in the tour fever. The vast majority of them are teams from interstate. Apparently they just rock into the city every year and make a huge fucking nuisance of themselves during rush hour.
 

Ding-Ding

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Van Drivers & Taxi Drivers.

In defence of us Audi drivers, I would just like to point out the number of people in hatchbacks like Golfs or Focus's that cut us up or try to become alpha males at traffic lights as they obviously have a image problem.

They also overtake at stupid moments, though it was funny just a month ago when one overtook me while I was slowing down for speed bumps on a country road (night time). They must have hit it at 70mph+. One more focus with fucked suspension (the spark show was beautiful BTW).
 
BMW drivers. Act like they rule the road. I remember I was crossing at a pelican once and this lorry stopped for the red light. Then as I was crossing this BMW comes straight through the red light and almost hits me the piece of shit. Also they don't know how to drive on motorways, always hogging the outside lane.
 
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Queen of Hunting

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not any specific car, but i hate the drivers who use there turbo to cause excess loud noise for fuck all reason than to be a utter cunt
 

gryz

Banned
the reason people go so fast in Audis/BMWs/Mercedes is that it's genuinely hard to tell how fast you are going as the cars are so solid and smooth at high speeds. I can easily get up to 80+ on the freeway in my audi without realizing it.


lol this thread is like haters anonymous
 

Flo_Evans

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the reason people go so fast in Audis/BMWs/Mercedes is that it's genuinely hard to tell how fast you are going as the cars are so solid and smooth at high speeds. I can easily get up to 80+ on the freeway in my audi without realizing it.


lol this thread is like haters anonymous

German cars do in fact, rule the road.
 

AkuMifune

Banned
BMW drivers. Act like they rule the road. I remember I was crossing at a pelican once and this lorry stopped for the red light. Then as I was crossing this BMW comes straight through the red light and almost hits me the piece of shit. Also they don't know how to drive on motorways, always hogging the outside lane.

I love M3's. But every person I've ever known who had one (especially customized)...giant fucking assholes.

Nice cars though.
 
- Young and middle-age women drivers with tunnel vision. Usually drive Hondas, Toyotas, Ford Fusions, etc. Many of them wear aviator sunglasses. Many of them are attractive, but many of them also have that "high maintenance" look to them. They drive with two hands gripped tightly on the wheel, like they're scared or something. They often drive in the left lane 10 MPH below the speed limit and refuse to get over. Chances are they don't even realize someone's behind them. They're often on their iPhones.

- Old (senior-citizen) drivers in general, doesn't matter the car.

- Lifted trucks, unless it's clear that it's being used for something practical.

- Large trucks and SUVs with bright HID headlights, which tailgate me at night.

- Ricers. I haven't seen too many of these lately, though...

- Certain drivers who drive Buicks, Cadillac sedans, Lincolns and Impalas. Particularly those drivers who slouch way back in the seat. Newsflash - you don't look cool, ya'll.

- Motorcycle drivers who do dangerous manuevers such as driving on the shoulder or driving in-between lanes in traffic. Harleys are cool though.

- Lowered vehicles that are so low to the ground that the driver has to slow down to 1-2 MPH to go over the smallest bump.
 
My list;

Crotch Rockets, especially when the zig and zag out of traffic.

Anyone in a SUV that has 4WD and assumes just because they have 4WD they can drive like idiots doing 70MPH in snow/icy weather without an repercussions.

More or less not a car type, but driver type. People who come to a complete stop on the freeway to make a right turn, when it's not a red light.
 
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