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Cause it is Summertime!, the story of the Switch Pro

A hot summer story about Switch Pro as I have understood it to this point, talking to different people. All to the lyrics of the Fresh the Prince of Bel Air.

Now this is a story all about how
The Switch Pro was coming, we were wowed,
Games like ToTK, Bayonetta 3, were on its way,
Then a mysterious illness hit and caused a delay.

In Kyoto, Japan, born and raised
Developing great games is how they spent their days,
Relaxing, and planning, top of their class,
Making a console that everyone thinks is a blast.

But then one big virus caused a global scare,
The supply chains broke, couldn’t get anywhere,
They said, “Alright, Pro, you’re done, we’re on to Switch 2,”
But now we’re all waiting for the next big clue.

We keep on asking, but there’s nothing to see,
Is Switch 2 coming, where could it be?
Hopefully they’re making sure it has BC,
To keep their legacy in continuity.

If Nintendo wants to stay the king of the scene,
With the Switch 2 coming, it’s the gaming dream,
So we’re just here waiting, hoping it’s true,
That soon we’ll be playing on the brand new BC Switch 2


High Five Will Smith GIF
 

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife

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diffusionx

Gold Member
I believe it. It wasn’t just that supply chains got screwed up but the old Switch got a massive boost in sales.
 
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