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[zyxwvu4321]

We will all eventually have to bow to the glory of 10-2 Missouri (1-2 against UGa, UF, USCe, 2-0 against Arky and MSUsouth).

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Laura Keeley ‏@laurakeeley 17m
Eyes almost got stuck in the back of my head as I rolled 'em, seeing a football prospect call it The University of Duke on Twitter

Fake sources say the same recruit also tweeted "University of The Ohio State."

 

[andycapps]

Fake sources say the same recruit also tweeted "University of The Ohio State."

See also The University of Auburn and the University of Ole Miss.

 

[cashman]

Nothing will top University of LSU

 

[andycapps]

Nothing will top University of LSU

Forgot about that one, I agree.

Not CFB related, but an Alabama swimmer, John Servati, passed away died last night during one of the storms. RIP.

John Servati died a hero. Held up a concrete wall long enough for his girlfriend to get out from under it before it collapsed again on him.
-- Anna Rae Gwarjanski (@annaraeoflight) April 29, 2014

 

[perfectchaos007]

Forgot about that one, I agree.

Not CFB related, but an Alabama swimmer, John Servati, passed away died last night during one of the storms. RIP.

Thats horrible

The UA sports page hasn't announced his death yet, but he was only a Junior

 

[mre]

Forgot about that one, I agree.

Not CFB related, but an Alabama swimmer, John Servati, passed away died last night during one of the storms. RIP.

Damn, I knew a student died when a retaining wall fell on him, but hadn't heard any details.

 

[Lonestar]

internet at work has been down all day, in my cell phone signal is non existent, but yeah I saw that story on the swimmer. sad story

 

[cdyhybrid]

Another entry for the All-Name team:

Greg Biggins ‏@GregBiggins 3m
Fresno (Calif.) Bullard 2016 TE-DE Cvaughn (not a typo) Stewart landed his first offer from #Utah

 

[Talon]

Another entry for the All-Name team:

Greg Biggins ‏@GregBiggins 3m
Fresno (Calif.) Bullard 2016 TE-DE Cvaughn (not a typo) Stewart landed his first offer from #Utah

See Von Stew Urt?

 

[cdyhybrid]

A new defense filing in the case involving rape charges against four former Vanderbilt players claims that current Penn State coach James Franklin contacted the alleged victim shortly after the incident, according to a report in the Tennessean.

 

[Draxal]

A new defense filing in the case involving rape charges against four former Vanderbilt players claims that current Penn State coach James Franklin contacted the alleged victim shortly after the incident, according to a report in the Tennessean.

WOW. With the Barron hire (FSU's president during the Winston Case) Not looking good for PSU.

Biggest news is that he told one of the players to delete the video of the incident.

 

[mre]

WOW. With the Barron hire (FSU's president during the Winston Case) Not looking good for PSU.

Biggest news is that he told one of the players to delete the video of the incident.

That's been known.

 

[Draxal]

That's been known.

Thought it was one of the players who got kicked off who said it (Boyd); didn't know Franklin did it as well.

Hmm. Guess you were right.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bobbyallyn/an-ugly-rape-case-involving-vanderbilts-football-team-could

 

[Tamanon]

Franklin just wants a statue, that's all.

 

[andycapps]

A new defense filing in the case involving rape charges against four former Vanderbilt players claims that current Penn State coach James Franklin contacted the alleged victim shortly after the incident, according to a report in the Tennessean.

Disgunbegud

 

[jjasper]

I still can't believe that Penn St. hired the guy. Most people in and around Nashville were convinced bad stuff was going to come out. WTF were they thinking?

 

[mre]

I still can't believe that Penn St. hired the guy. Most people in and around Nashville were convinced bad stuff was going to come out. WTF were they thinking?

"This is our type of guy!"

 

[Meier]

Jameis is such a dummy, I swear.

Florida State's Jameis Winston was arrested for allegedly shoplifting crab legs from Publix.

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs from Publix, a misdemeanor arrest, according to multiple sources. Winston, the reigning Heisman Trophy winner, is a red-shirt sophomore for the Seminoles.

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

I don't eat seafood so I never had Publix's crab legs but I'm sure they're good if you enjoy that kind of thing. But c'mon son, this is your future we're talking about. Someone needs to knock some sense into him.

 

[andycapps]

Jameis is such a dummy, I swear.


http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

I don't eat seafood so I never had Publix's crab legs but I'm sure they're good if you enjoy that kind of thing. But c'mon son, this is your future we're talking about. Someone needs to knock some sense into him.

I can't wait to see this one on the Fulmer Cupdates.

 

[pxleyes]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[squicken]

 

[mre]

Jameis is such a dummy, I swear.


http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

I don't eat seafood so I never had Publix's crab legs but I'm sure they're good if you enjoy that kind of thing. But c'mon son, this is your future we're talking about. Someone needs to knock some sense into him.

God damn NCAA not letting schools give their players crab legs. Fascists.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Oh good grief.

Not bad.

 

[mre]

I know you edited this in after your original post, but god damn. :jnc

 

[Tamanon]

Jameis needs to learn there are ways to get crabs in Tallahassee without getting a police record.

 

[bucknuticus]

Jameis needs to learn there are ways to get crabs in Tallahassee without getting a police record.

Ok, this got me good.

 

[mre]

Jameis needs to learn there are ways to get crabs in Tallahassee without getting a police record.

heh.

 

[Enron]

Oh my god that pic hahahahahahaa

 

[BlackGhost]

The soda comment killed me for some reason

In November, the associated press reported that Winston was questioned about his involvement in a long-running BB gun battle, and that a Burger King reported Winston was stealing soda in a ketchup cup.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I guess FSU has a new meaning.

Pat Forde ‏@YahooForde 22m
Winner. RT @MarkEnnis: Free Seafood U

 

[Lonestar]

Freshest Seafood University

 

[Monroeski]

The soda comment killed me for some reason

Is that talking about those tiny little paper things that are half the the size of a shot glass or is there some other kind of ketchup cup I'm unaware of?

 

[BlackGhost]

Is that talking about those tiny little paper things that are half the the size of a shot glass or is there some other kind of ketchup cup I'm unaware of?

 

[perfectchaos007]

Why couldn't he just steal soda using a designated water cup like the rest of us? I don't think those flimsy paper cups for ketchup are designed to hold liquid anyway.

 

[Meier]

This is pretty great. Really nice job by whoever did the photoshop. Tama's comment was good -- I liked this one in the same vein from sneaky on Twitter:

Scott ‏@Menel4us 29m
"Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs". How is that not an Onion headline? What a dumb shit.

Ike ‏@TrapperKreeper 15m
@Menel4us @abellwillring Specially when plenty of coeds would be willing to give him crabs for free

 

[Limedust]

"NOOOOO TIIIEEEEEEEEM FUH CRAAAAAABs LAAAAAEEEEGS!
AIN'T-GOT-NO-TIIIEEEEEEEEM!"

 

[perfectchaos007]

I dunno, the way he goes about the other method seems likely to result in a police record as well.

He seems to have a bad habit of taking what he wants without permission.

 

[andycapps]

The soda comment killed me for some reason

"NOOOOO TIIIEEEEEEEEM FUH CRAAAAAABs LAAAAAEEEEGS!
AIN'T-GOT-NO-TIIIEEEEEEEEM!"

You guys are killing me today. My sides hurt from laughing.

So do y'all think that Jameis will make it until after his 3rd season and he goes pro? Or is he going to get kicked off the team and end up at Auburn?

 

[bucknuticus]

FSU reacted 100 times faster over stolen crabs legs than they did over rape allegations.

 

[mre]

FSU reacted 100 times faster over stolen crabs legs than they did over rape allegations.

That's because you don't cover up the little shit like this. This is the type of shit that you bust them for so you can say "See, look! We don't give anyone a free pass down here just because they're football players!"

 

[Limedust]

People like Jameis are the reason we are getting our soda fountain rights redacted. Now I have to walk to the counter at Chik-Fil-A and ask like a little kid if I can have a refill on iced tea. We just can't have nice things!

 

[Enron]

Good stuff on warchant

https://floridastate.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=1061&CID=1079344

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Drew Magary ‏@drewmagary 12m
Pretty sure they let Jameis play baseball so they'd have a fallback team to suspend him from.

There you go, baseball Winston now makes perfect sense.

 

[mre]

There you go, baseball Winston now makes perfect sense.

"Oh, shit. You guys didn't know that Jameis is on FSU's checkers team? We just suspended him from competing for three months. We're have a zero tolerance policy here at FSU!"

 

[Draxal]

Hmm, we need some coaching scandal right now (the franklin thing wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be).

 

[Enfinit]

GODDAMIT JABOO. WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS STUPID SHIT.

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a student here (in that last semester though).

Spoiler

nattie champs doe

Publix D > Auburn's

 

[mre]

GODDAMIT JABOO. WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS STUPID SHIT.

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a student here (in that last semester though).

Spoiler

nattie champs doe

FSU should have to give back their Natty. If he's stealing crab legs now, you know he was stealing crab legs back during the season. FSU's entire season is now tainted by this one, singular incident of Winston stealing crab legs. Tainted forever.

 

[Enfinit]

FSU should have to give back their Natty. If he's stealing crab legs now, you know he was stealing crab legs back during the season. FSU's entire season is now tainted by this one, singular incident of Winston stealing crab legs. Tainted forever.

Our lord and savior Jacob Coker will save us.

wait

 

[Randolph Freelander]

CFB Playoff ‏@CFBPlayoff 43m
The eleven members of the CFP Management Committee pic.twitter.com/1YRkhpUry3

The year is 2014, NCAA. Old white men aren't the only qualified people to run sports.