Hah, they did make the exact same mistake again...but they applied the same fix again already. Issue resolved then!
So here's what I think so far (not going to play the zombie map until tonight):
Convoy: Wow! The promo material basically ONLY showed us the broken bridge, but there's A LOT more to this map. First thing I did was turn left (bridge was ahead/right) and I came upon a little village with a diner and a tiny trailer park. Very nice map, I thought. It's very campy (with all the bridge stuff they focused on in the promos), but it's a nice kind of campy. Like, "okay dude, you sit up there while I use one of the 45 available flanking routes."
Zoo: Haha, this is a depressing fucking zoo! Everything is so decayed and broken. Pretty cool! Very circular and a little hard to learn, but pretty good so far. I really like that it's littered with little things you can use, like how the monkey rock has a staircase on it so you can disappear through there if you're chased, etc. Like the aquarium and the jungle cage. (As predicted, getting on the monorail is a dumbass move. You die immediately. :lol)
Hotel: First impression is hardcore "meh." So extremely campy and, unlike Convoy, it's in a bad way. Really not enjoying this at all. The entire outside pool area (i.e. 70% of the map) suffers from horrible framedrops too, the entire area sucks to be in because it can crap out at any moment, and it's the majority of the map! Worst map in the pack so far, will probably win worst map overall.
Can't seem to get Stockpile to save my life... Played Convoy a bunch of times and I think I'm in love with it. Mostly because everyone's trying so hard to camp and the map allows me to flank and tear their shit up so easily.