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[zyxwvu4321]

I don't post during my teams' games. My time usually consists of trying to avoid a heart attack for 3 hours.

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[ConfusingJazz]

I don't post during my teams' games. My time usually consists of trying to avoid a heart attack for 3 hours.

Either that or at a game watching party. For other teams, I am usually playing a video game or something with the game on in the background. AKA: Finally got into Dawnguard this weekend.

 

[Garryk]

Hot Piss. Good stuff.

Eye on College FBall ‏@EyeOnCFB
VIDEO: John L. Smith prank calls reporter from press conference http://cbsprt.co/O7ucq9 Man, it's fun having this guy around.

 

[mre]

AP Poll just released:

1 USC (52)
2 Alabama (5)
3 LSU (2)
4 Notre Dame (1)
5 Oregon
6 Oklahoma
7 Georgia
8 Florida State
9 Clemson
10 Arkansas
11 West Virginia
12 Wisconsin
13 Michigan State
14 South Carolina
15 Texas
16 Virginia Tech
17 Nebraska
18 Ohio State
19 Oklahoma State
20 TCU
21 Missouri
22 Kansas State
23 Florida
24 Michigan
25 Mississipp State

 

[KingGondo]

I didn't know Lou Holtz has a vote in the AP Poll.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I don't post during my teams' games. My time usually consists of trying to avoid a heart attack for 3 hours.

I wept the entire 4th quarter.

 

[killertofu]

Uhh...did anyone actually move?

 

[jjasper]

Figured Bama would get a lot more first place votes since SEC bias and all.

 

[Garryk]

Wow. AP had no mercy on Michigan.

 

[Jamesways]

Wow. AP had no mercy on Michigan.

Wow, did not expect that big of a drop. Damn!

 

[andycapps]

Uhh...did anyone actually move?

Notre Dame got quite a boost due to beating Navy. :jnc They went from unranked to #4. Unprecedented!

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Norte Dame @ 4?
Must be joking

 

[giga]

AP Poll just released:

1 USC (52)
2 Alabama (5)
3 LSU (2)
4 Notre Dame (1)
5 Oregon
6 Oklahoma
7 Georgia
8 Florida State
9 Clemson
10 Arkansas
11 West Virginia
12 Wisconsin
13 Michigan State
14 South Carolina
15 Texas
16 Virginia Tech
17 Nebraska
18 Ohio State
19 Oklahoma State
20 TCU
21 Missouri
22 Kansas State
23 Florida
24 Michigan
25 Mississipp State

 

[Limedust]

You are required to maintain a 200 post/week pace to qualify as a Bama fan in CFB-GAF.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Lonestar]

Hot Piss. Good stuff.

Coach GYPH prank calling a late to the press conference reporter

;P

4 Notre Dame (1)

Srsly?

Who let Beano Cook get his Vote Back?

Off of this Big XII Coaches commercial, featuring Manual Labor via Coach Front Butt.

Busy week, and I don't typically post during games.

I don't post during my teams' games. My time usually consists of trying to avoid a heart attack for 3 hours.

Sissies, I posted throughout 2001-2007! If a topic existed, of course.

 

[Garryk]

;P


Srsly?

Who let Beano Cook get his Vote Back?

 

[Affeinvasion]

The fuck? We do not deserve to be number 4. That has to be a joke.

 

[Garryk]

The fuck? We do not deserve to be number 4. That has to be a joke.

You got one vote for cashing in all those Flyer Miles.

 

[cashman]

Thought alabammer would be number 1. They look like they deserve it.

 

[AlteredBeast]

Notre Dame number 4...just WOW. You just have to love the tenacity of pollsters.

 

[giga]

smh mre.

1 USC (25) 1-0 1,445 NR
2 Alabama (17) 1-0 1,411 NR
3 LSU (16) 1-0 1,402 NR
4 Oklahoma (1) 1-0 1,286 NR
5 Oregon 1-0 1,274 NR
6 Georgia 1-0 1,107 NR
7 Florida State 1-0 1,093 NR
8 Michigan (1) 0-1 1,000 NR
9 South Carolina 1-0 994 NR
10 Arkansas 1-0 963 NR
11 West Virginia 1-0 856 NR
12 Wisconsin 1-0 838 NR
13 Michigan State 1-0 742 NR
14 Clemson 1-0 615 NR
15 Texas 1-0 569 NR
16 Virginia Tech 1-0 548 NR
17 Nebraska 1-0 485 NR
18 Ohio State 1-0 474 NR
19 Oklahoma State 1-0 430 NR
20 TCU 0-0 397 NR
21 Stanford 1-0 383 NR
22 Kansas State 1-0 300 NR
23 Florida 1-0 214 NR
24 Boise State 0-1 212 NR
25 Louisville 1-0 105 NR

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/polls/ap/

 

[mre]

smh mre.

1 USC (25) 1-0 1,445 NR
2 Alabama (17) 1-0 1,411 NR
3 LSU (16) 1-0 1,402 NR
4 Oklahoma (1) 1-0 1,286 NR
5 Oregon 1-0 1,274 NR
6 Georgia 1-0 1,107 NR
7 Florida State 1-0 1,093 NR
8 Michigan (1) 0-1 1,000 NR
9 South Carolina 1-0 994 NR
10 Arkansas 1-0 963 NR
11 West Virginia 1-0 856 NR
12 Wisconsin 1-0 838 NR
13 Michigan State 1-0 742 NR
14 Clemson 1-0 615 NR
15 Texas 1-0 569 NR
16 Virginia Tech 1-0 548 NR
17 Nebraska 1-0 485 NR
18 Ohio State 1-0 474 NR
19 Oklahoma State 1-0 430 NR
20 TCU 0-0 397 NR
21 Stanford 1-0 383 NR
22 Kansas State 1-0 300 NR
23 Florida 1-0 214 NR
24 Boise State 0-1 212 NR
25 Louisville 1-0 105 NR

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/polls/ap/

That's last week, brah. Notice all of the NRs?

 

[jjasper]

That's old but I am guessing it isn't out yet since it isn't noon.

That and no one on volnation is bitching about not being ranked.

 

[giga]

Damn it, why does it have their records already on there.

Ok everywhere I'm looking is saying it's not out till noon.

 

[BertramCooper]

AP Poll just released:

1 USC (52)
2 Alabama (5)
3 LSU (2)
4 Notre Dame (1)
5 Oregon
6 Oklahoma
7 Georgia
8 Florida State
9 Clemson
10 Arkansas
11 West Virginia
12 Wisconsin
13 Michigan State
14 South Carolina
15 Texas
16 Virginia Tech
17 Nebraska
18 Ohio State
19 Oklahoma State
20 TCU
21 Missouri
22 Kansas State
23 Florida
24 Michigan
25 Mississipp State

 

[devildog820]

smh mre.

1 USC (25) 1-0 1,445 NR
2 Alabama (17) 1-0 1,411 NR
3 LSU (16) 1-0 1,402 NR
4 Oklahoma (1) 1-0 1,286 NR
5 Oregon 1-0 1,274 NR
6 Georgia 1-0 1,107 NR
7 Florida State 1-0 1,093 NR
8 Michigan (1) 0-1 1,000 NR
9 South Carolina 1-0 994 NR
10 Arkansas 1-0 963 NR
11 West Virginia 1-0 856 NR
12 Wisconsin 1-0 838 NR
13 Michigan State 1-0 742 NR
14 Clemson 1-0 615 NR
15 Texas 1-0 569 NR
16 Virginia Tech 1-0 548 NR
17 Nebraska 1-0 485 NR
18 Ohio State 1-0 474 NR
19 Oklahoma State 1-0 430 NR
20 TCU 0-0 397 NR
21 Stanford 1-0 383 NR
22 Kansas State 1-0 300 NR
23 Florida 1-0 214 NR
24 Boise State 0-1 212 NR
25 Louisville 1-0 105 NR

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/polls/ap/

It was a pretty epic troll

 

[Mac the KNife]

First place vote for Michigan again would be the best troll.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

smh mre.

Last week's poll

Yeah, you see how Michigan is not only still in the top 10, but also has a first place vote? That's how you know its the wrong poll.

Right?

 

[mre]

It was a pretty epic troll

I was hoping for more gnashing of teeth over Notre Dame and for at least one emotional outburst from TheNatural after noticing Lousiville getting dropped from the polls.

 

[Lonestar]

Hmm, assuming mre's poll is correct:

There's one thing about not dropping teams when they win, but USC goes from having about 40% of the 1st place votes, to having 90% of the 1st place votes, this isn't true. They dropped Alabama and LSU after wins.


Now you see, why I'm the People's Choice in regards to Alabama fans. I would never do anything like that. Never.

 

[BertramCooper]

8 Michigan (1) 0-1 1,000 NR

Honestly, this is even funnier than mre's troll.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

I was hoping for more gnashing of teeth over Notre Dame and for at least one emotional outburst from TheNatural after noticing Lousiville getting dropped from the polls.

I was fooled until I saw ND there. The sad thing is that jumping them all the way to #4 wasn't unbelievable enough.

 

[mre]

Honestly, this is even funnier than mre's troll.

I breifly considered moving Michigan up one spot.

 

[Limedust]

He said that Drake would play, but that was just silly.

There is literally no reason to redshirt RB's under Saban anymore. Take a look at our commit list for 2013.

Spoiler

Nobody will ever resemble Richardson, but Tenpenny is REALLY close.

Just play everyone!

 

[andycapps]

I was hoping for more gnashing of teeth over Notre Dame and for at least one emotional outburst from TheNatural after noticing Lousiville getting dropped from the polls.

Honey Badger isn't amused.

 

[Lonestar]

There is literally no reason to redshirt RB's under Saban anymore. Take a look at our commit list for 2013.

Spoiler

Nobody will ever resemble Richardson, but Tenpenny is REALLY close.

Just play everyone!

Is Alabama at the point that they are telling Juniors "You're going to the NFL at the end of the season, no ifs, ands or butts."

 

[KingGondo]

As Arkansas showed last year--if you're gonna get your ass pounded, get it pounded by Bama/LSU.

I'm surprised Michigan didn't rise in the polls, you've gotta get some credit just for playing an SECSECSEC powerhouse.

 

[Limedust]

Is Alabama at the point that they are telling Juniors "You're going to the NFL at the end of the season, no ifs, ands or butts."

Yes, and I say that whether we lose games this season or not... except for the "butts" part. ;p

Meltdown comes back today, right?

 

[zyxwvu4321]

Strong work, Aggies:

 

[Affeinvasion]

To be fair there's no reason ND shouldn't be ranked number four. They trounced a bad team just like everybody else and looked better than a large number of other trouncers. Preseason rankings are some jive ass shit (ahem Michigan)

 

[KingGondo]

Strong work, Aggies:

Oh, Aggy.

"Real tradition"="we've done lots of weird militaristic shit for a long time."

 

[Garryk]

As Arkansas showed last year--if you're gonna get your ass pounded, get it pounded by Bama/LSU.

I'm surprised Michigan didn't rise in the polls, you've gotta get some credit just for playing an SECSECSEC powerhouse.

Arkansas got destroyed by LSU and they only dropped 3 spots in the last poll before the bowls. Michigan almost got dropped from the top 25.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Texas A&M: better academics than Vanderbilt

 

[KingGondo]

Michigan almost got dropped from the top 25.

Dammit, mre.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Oh, Aggy.

"Real tradition"="we've done lots of weird militaristic shit for a long time."

See, someone on his way to his final exam spit on this spot in Nineteen Aught Six, and then he got an A. So ever since, this has been called this Spittin' Hole. Fish aren't allowed to spit in it, and if they're caught, they have to hop on one leg for the rest of the day. WHOOP!

 

[JCX]

Michigan will almost definitely be top 5 now. Voters understand that two impact starters weren't in the game.

 

[Lonestar]

Yes, and I say that whether we lose games this season or not... except for the "butts" part. ;p

Meltdown comes back today, right?

Meltdowns were Wednesday, I think.

Not feeling great about this years recruiting class.

Not that Alabama's only got something like 17 recruits so far, that's understandable, if there's not alot of room left after graduation numbers, but because of this guy:

Oooh Ginger...

 

[Affeinvasion]

Michigan was only ranked that high because they were playing Alabama first. The inevitable win had to come from a "top ten" team to make it more impressive for the SEC illuminati who control college football now

 

[BertramCooper]

Strong work, Aggies:

It's only a matter of time before we discover that A&M's football program is just a front for the southwest's largest meth-manufacturing ring.

Spoiler

I tried to come up with something seedier than Penn State, but it's impossible.

 

[mre]

Dammit, mre.

You can't blame me for that! I came clean!