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[giga]

LOL Gata arrest for theft. Also LOL college football players and scooters. WTF is up with that?

I always had to laugh when I saw the athletes speeding away in their scooters after class. The silly "zzzzzzzppppppp" sound they make is hilarious when combined with oversized men sitting on them.

 

[EagleBurnn]

Cal is lucky as shit. They got that coach from Louisiana Tech and now Chip's gone. They may actually be something in a year or two.

 

[andycapps]

he gets an official 7 point score for this crime!

4 for GTA
1 for driving on a revoked license
1 for being Florida, and Spencer's Florida Homer Point
1 for being a large guy on a moped

That SEC speed is so ridiculous that an SEC team scores first. Come on, rest of the country. Get better.

 

[Kevtones]

$$$$$$

I think it's more of an ego thing tbh. Phil would've doubled his salary and a hovercraft to keep him around.


Recruiting losses scare me

 

[cdyhybrid]

I think it's more of an ego thing tbh. Phil would've doubled his salary and a hovercraft to keep him around.


Recruiting losses scare me

Come on down Danny Mattingly! And Eddie Vanderdoes. And Myles Jack.

P.S. Thomas Tyner, Seattle is a lot nicer than Eugene.

 

[KingGondo]

I think it's more of an ego thing tbh. Phil would've doubled his salary and a hovercraft to keep him around.


Recruiting losses scare me

You still have the uniforms and facilities, and they should still be a contender for the next couple of years.

Better hope Helfrich is the answer. Might be the time to snag Petersen from Boise?

 

[bucknuticus]

Urbz has just offered Oregon commits Tyree and Tyrell Robinson (theyre twins).

 

[mre]

Cutoff jorts seems a little redundant, at least when referencing Gainesville.

Now, your higher-class Gata might wear a store bought brand of jorts, but the authentic Gatas will only wear jorts that they themselves made from their finest pair of Levis.

 

[andycapps]

SEC teams are expected to receive 50% more in payouts from the league once new playoffs take effect.

Already home to many of the nation's best-financed college athletics programs, the Southeastern Conference is about two years from distributing at least $10 million -- and perhaps as much as $14 million -- more per school than it did during the 2011-12 fiscal year, a USA TODAY Sports analysis projects.

This would represent at least a 50% increase in the SEC's per-school take, which could get close to $34 million in 2014-15 and for a few years exceed the revenue each of the Big Ten Conference schools get from their shares of conference and NCAA revenues. In part because of the Big Ten Network's success, most Big Ten schools recently have been receiving $1 million to $4 million more per year than SEC schools – roughly $23 million to $25 million apiece.

 

[Lonestar]

Come on down Danny Mattingly! And Eddie Vanderdoes. And Myles Jack.

P.S. Thomas Tyner, Seattle is a lot nicer than Eugene.

I know Alabama's making a big push on Vanderdoes. But so is ND, and of course USC might be trying to get him to come back.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I know Alabama's making a big push on Vanderdoes. But so is ND, and of course USC might be trying to get him to come back.

Our Scout guys say UCLA is probably the leader in the clubhouse because of their strong baseball program, but who knows. He's going to go down to the wire.

 

[bluemax]

Cal is lucky as shit. They got that coach from Louisiana Tech and now Chip's gone. They may actually be something in a year or two.

David Shaw is still at Stanford.

 

[Azwethinkweiz]

Now, you're higher-class Gata might wear a store bought brand of jorts, but the authentic Gatas will only wear jorts that they themselves made from their finest pair of Levis.

Grammar Police are on the prowl!

 

[Kevtones]

Urbz has just offered Oregon commits Tyree and Tyrell Robinson (theyre twins).

Probably the most likely to leave.


If we put in Helfrich soon than I think we have a chance to keep everyone.

 

[mre]

Grammar Police are on the prowl!

I have shame.

 

[Limedust]

You guys need to pull out that gigapixel image that Lonestar posted from the BCSNCG. Alabama fans will fuck up some houndstooth and khaki shorts, but the ND fans showcased some professional-grade jortage.

 

[Monroeski]

LOL Gata arrest for theft. Also LOL college football players and scooters. WTF is up with that?

I don't know but in the last year we had one of our players get hit by a bus while on a scooter (Austin Stewart) and another broke his foot or leg or something in a scooter related incident and ended up redshirting when he may have gotten some playing time.

 

[KingKong]

dude what the fuck

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-is-a-hoax

 

[KingGondo]

So... About Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend, his inspiration for leading Notre Dame back to prominence this past season...

She's a hoax.

This is crazy.

Edit: Beaten by KingKong.

Manti's got some 'splainin' to do.

 

[Garryk]

I don't know but in the last year we had one of our players get hit by a bus while on a scooter (Austin Stewart) and another broke his foot or leg or something in a scooter related incident and ended up redshirting when he may have gotten some playing time.

Some South Carolina player wrecked his scooter last season while trying to drive with one hand and hold a pizza with the other.

 

[Lonestar]

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[mre]

So... About Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend, his inspiration for leading Notre Dame back to prominence this past season...

She's a hoax.

This is crazy.

Edit: Beaten by KingKong.

Manti's got some 'splainin' to do.

Well, shit.

 

[KingGondo]

WHOA. I am no longer the most famous Mormon to invent an always-suspiciously-absent "girlfriend" in college.

Haha.

 

[cdyhybrid]

What the fuck. ND propaganda machine is on another level.

 

[Lonestar]

Haha.

Fake Dan Beebe ‏@DanBeebe
Direct Message to Manti Te'o: What kind of lowlife would invent a fake persona on the Internet?

.

 

[bluemax]

I told you guys Manti Te'o was a liar, but no one wanted to believe me.

 

[KingGondo]

Gotta wonder how this'll affect Te'o's draft stock. No team wants a PR fiasco like this on their hands.

 

[Yaboosh]

That is the craziest fucking thing I have ever read.

I wonder if this will blow up, and if it does, how far in the draft he could fall for being a weirdo liar pants.

 

[desh]

dude what the fuck

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-is-a-hoax

This is crazy. It's hard to imagine that this really happened.

 

[mre]

I honestly don't know if I'm disgusted or impressed. Probably a mixture of both, with disgust being strongly favored.

Now, off to ND fan sites!

 

[pxleyes]

I'm speechless

 

[Affeinvasion]

If it's true this is up there with one of the weirdest things that ever happened in college sports history.

 

[Sirpopopop]

Good bye 1st Round Manti Te'o.

 

[KingGondo]

I have to say, inventing a dead girlfriend is the boldest Heisman stunt ever. Makes a Times Square billboard seem quaint

.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

And thus Chip Kelley leaving for Philly gets overshadowed for the biggest "WAT" story of the day.

 

[killertofu]

Lol wuttttt

 

[GoldenEye 007]

wowowoowowoowwoowowo

 

[Yaboosh]

mre, link to any good threads you find please.

 

[LosDaddie]

Gotta wonder how this'll affect Te'o's draft stock. No team wants a PR fiasco like this on their hands.

Who knows.

Apparently, his horrible MNC performance didn't affect his draft stock. He's still projected in the 1st round

 

[Limedust]

This is like that kid who held a press conference to announce his college choice... when he didn't have any offers... except about 100 times worse.

 

[mre]

There's a thread for this now, as well. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508642

Thanks for that link!

Links coming to this post:

http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/leprechaun-lounge/84692-so-check-out-story-deadspin.html
http://www.uhnd.com/bb/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=6&msgid=193387
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=109&f=2594&t=11184096

 

[Lonestar]

Ken Jennings ‏@KenJennings
TE'O / LIED / NO 1 / DIED #vishnuknuckletats

It's so bizarre, that I'm even bringing it up to people that don't know anything about College Football.

 

[Schmitty]

Holy shit

What's this picture of Lacy running over Teo I missed?

 

[Limedust]

Thanks for that link!

Links coming to this post:

http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/leprechaun-lounge/84692-so-check-out-story-deadspin.html

Irish Envy... hahahahaha!

 

[timetokill]

I told you guys Manti Te'o was a liar, but no one wanted to believe me.

Hey man, I believed you. Guy is shady as fuck. And now this... haha wow, nobody will ever believe this guy again. Or his parents.

 

[mre]

Thanks for that link!

Links coming to this post:

http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/leprechaun-lounge/84692-so-check-out-story-deadspin.html
http://www.uhnd.com/bb/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=6&msgid=193387
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=109&f=2594&t=11184096

There's some good ostriching going on in those threads.

 

[bluemax]

Cyan can we change the thread title to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjFPxrDWpUM

 

[Lonestar]

Cecil Hurt ‏@CecilHurt
So AJ's girlfriend is in the SI Swimsuit Issue and Te'o's is on the next edition of "Mythbusters.,"

:lol Oh Cecil, you clever guy you.

 

[krzy123]

There's some good ostriching going on in those threads.

I even saw a mention of ESPN and "journalism" in the same sentence.

 

[Balphon]

Today just gets weirder and weirder.