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[KingGondo]

Goddammit, someone change the topic title. It's horseshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Agreed.

Cyan, you really gonna let a Furd fan sully this thread's great reputation with that sorry title?

 

[Karakand]

Chip Kelly pulls a Pete Carroll (true men of character) and Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend turns out to be as legit as USC's preseason #1 ranking. Today is a good day.

 

[timetokill]

Chip Kelly pulls a Pete Carroll (true men of character) and Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend turns out to be as legit as USC's preseason #1 ranking. Today is a good day.

I'm just glad Manti decided to turn back on his USC commitment at the last minute and go to our biggest rival with this bullshit.

 

[mre]

I'm just glad Manti decided to turn back on his USC commitment at the last minute and go to our biggest rival with this bullshit.

Wow, so USC recruited one of history's largest fraudsters? Thought you guys learned your lesson.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

The dream is ruined.

No, there's no Fulmer Cup points for this. We only cover honest crime.

 

[mre]

It's everyone's fault for letting that guy win. :/

To be fair, the rules only say that he gets to name the off-season thread, but say nothing as to how long the thread has to bear that name. Loophole; drive your truck through it.

 

[Ceebs]

The dream is ruined.

Still #1!

 

[Lonestar]

It's everyone's fault for letting that guy win. :/

Ban him and lets do this, MANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[cdyhybrid]

I know you are in full on troll mode at the moment, but do you really believe that Brian Kelly, the entire football team, and the administration of the university up to the board of trustees knew about this?

They knew weeks before the MNC game and still let it go on. They wanted the publicity.

 

[Karakand]

To be fair, the rules only say that he gets to name the off-season thread, but say nothing as to how long the thread has to bear that name. Loophole; drive your truck through it.

Such a lawyer.

 

[ag-my001]

Heard about Kelly to the Eagles at work, figured that would be the big story. WTH @ Te'o!

 

[KingGondo]

If Te'o was in on this, he goes from Notre Dame Man to Notre Dame Embarrassment and a genuine POS.

However, following Occam's Razor....it's probably more likely that a true mensch was the victim of an incorrigible hoax.

Man, I need to stop going to ND message boards. I've been laughing too hard this afternoon.

Guys, here's the "tell" of lady existence: if we say "yes, please attend my burial" or "nah, two interceptions and some roses'll be fine"

Ha.

 

[ChanDangle]

http://youtu.be/BGgIwSc8M3M?t=1m20s

Tell me this video doesn't get weird. lol

 

[StrikerObi]

Now, your higher-class Gata might wear a store bought brand of jorts, but the authentic Gatas will only wear jorts that they themselves made from their finest pair of Lees.

FTFY

 

[BertramCooper]

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

:jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc :jnc

What the fucking fuck.

We've got to rename this thread. Something to do with dead imaginary girlfriends.

 

[Affeinvasion]

I blame Standford fans for not coming out right away and saying. "Who?" If anything this proves that there aren't any real football fans there. If Manti was internet dating a girl from the SEC you know that we'd know she was fake the day it happened.

 

[timetokill]

College Football Offseason: Notre Dame lowers scissor lift, prays for Te'o thing to blow over
College Football Offseason: Notre Dame wins the Mythical Necrotic Chick award

help me out here guys

 

[BertramCooper]

I blame Standford fans for not coming out right away and saying. "Who?" If anything this proves that there aren't any real football fans there. If Manti was internet dating a girl from the SEC you know that we'd know she was fake the day it happened.

Aren't SEC schools still on dialup?

 

[JHall]

Aren't SEC schools still on dialup?

Only Kentucky.

 

[BertramCooper]

Can we now refer to Manti Te'o as Jan Te'o?

 

[ag-my001]

I laughed at the scissor lift line in the other topic, felt bad, then just quietly chuckled. Props to mre for the troll fun.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

College Football Offseason: Notre Dame lowers scissor lift, prays for Te'o thing to blow over
College Football Offseason: Notre Dame wins the Mythical Necrotic Chick award

help me out here guys

College Football Offseason: Rumors of Notre Dame Being Back Have Been Greatly Exaggerated, Like Te'o's Girlfriend.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

College Football Offseason: Rumors of Notre Dame Being Back Have Been Greatly Exaggerated, Like Te'o's Girlfriend.

Cyan, you know this to be right! DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[KingGondo]

College Football Offseason: Rumors of Notre Dame Being Back Have Been Greatly Exaggerated, Like Te'o's Girlfriend.

Te'o's girlfriend is still real to us, dammit!

 

[ag-my001]

College Football Offseason: Notre Dame lowers scissor lift, prays for Te'o thing to blow over
College Football Offseason: Notre Dame wins the Mythical Necrotic Chick award

help me out here guys

Notre Dame: More deaths than an Irish ballad.

 

[jakncoke]

Asked this in the other thread, but what's the over/under on Te'o's Wonderlic score at 8.

odds that he messes up the spelling of his name on the test sheet

 

[Lonestar]

 

[ChanDangle]

Read this on twitter.

"Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend."

 

[Coldnoodle]

Read this on twitter.

"Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend."

#dead

 

[BertramCooper]

Oh god, I can't wait for the LSUFreek GIFs.

I hope at least one involves Ghost.

 

[giga]

SEC SEC SEC

 

[cdyhybrid]

College Football Offseason: Notre Dame lowers scissor lift, prays for Te'o thing to blow over
College Football Offseason: Notre Dame wins the Mythical Necrotic Chick award

help me out here guys

I love the first one.

Read this on twitter.

"Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend."

:dead x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

[Ceebs]

Oh god, I can't wait for the LSUFreek GIFs.

I hope at least one involves Ghost.

Pottery scene with Swayze shopped out and Teo's head on Demi. It writes itself.

 

[impirius]

Read this on twitter.

"Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend."

 

[BertramCooper]

Oh god, maybe he was actually dating his grandma?

 

[KingGondo]

Oh god, maybe he was actually dating his grandma?

*head explodes*

 

[giga]

Can we now refer to Manti Te'o as Jan Te'o?

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Best offseason ever? Best offseason ever.

 

[timetokill]

I bet all those Alabama players that taunted Te'o by saying they fucked his girlfriend feel really awkward right about now.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I bet all those Alabama players that taunted Te'o by saying they fucked his girlfriend feel really awkward right about now.

Can't we all claim to have fucked his girlfriend, though?

 

[Draconian]

Wooooooooooooow.

It's only been a week and a half and this offseason's been crazy. There has to be a title change surely.

But seriously, why Manti, why?

 

[cashman]

LOL at this modern seinfeld

Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
Elaine finds herself at the center of a controversy when a college football star uses her photo as a picture of his fake dead girlfriend.

EDSBS should totally find a way to spin this into Fulmer Cup points for ND.

Spencer has commented on this

edsbs ‏@edsbs
No, there's no Fulmer Cup points for this. We only cover honest crime.

edit: derp, I should have checked the time stamp and refreshed.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Read this on twitter.

"Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend."

I wonder if LSUfreek will get a hold of that scene from mcgruber where he's having sex with his dead girlfriends ghost at the graveyard, but there is no ghost, he's just humping the air. Put Manti's face on Will Forte and BAM, insta classic

 

[ag-my001]

Cyan, you know this to be right! DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT

Forget the name change, the side topic is about to pass this one. We'll need a retroactive merge later on.

 

[Lonestar]

ok, made it home, what else has come out? Does Manti Teo exist? Is the Earth still round? Is the topic title still about Trees?

 

[ChanDangle]

Also, word on Jacoby Brissett is he chose NC State over WVU to transfer.

 

[tycoonheart]

http://youtu.be/BGgIwSc8M3M?t=1m20s

Tell me this video doesn't get weird. lol

"I couldn't do it without the support of my girlfriend's family"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Lonestar]

 

[BertramCooper]

Is someone actually selling this?

 

[timetokill]

I will buy this. Where can I do so?